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<Police> how do i pm the google bot?
<+AndySoft> /quit efneTI30 * Police Quit (efneTI30)
<+dalek> okay, it's times like this, I wish we had a quotes bot :D
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<Kagura> someone asked me how old I am
<Kagura> I replied F
<Kagura> i have started telling people my age in hex
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<Dan_E> My laptop can't run.
<Dan_E> It has no legs.
<AndyClass> i knew you were going to type that
<Michael_V> I knew you were going to say that with the first line
<Dan_E> It also doesn't have a working hard drive, but it's really the legs that are the
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<@mokomull> This is JANUARY and it's SHORTS WEATHER.
<vortx> and what is august? nude time?
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<aardvarq> I am programmed to monitor the conversation and incorporate the most commonly spoken topics into my vocabulary.
<aardvarq> !k kagura cussing
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<Kagura> AndySoft, you know I was looking for a windows 2000 cdkey?
<Kagura> There was one...
<Kagura> On the bottom... of my laptop....
<Kagura> legal... license sticker.. and all...
<Kagura> even had an nt4 key....
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<Barrett_A> !lastspoke remius
<Remius> Barrett_A, must you waste my time?
<AndySoft> !lastspoke *
<Remius> Remius last uttered a word on #tcpa 1 minute ago.
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<Michael_V> or create a Borg collective and call it The 83+
<Michael_V> Lower your slide cases and prepare to be silent linked. Memory clears are futile.
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<+Hunterkll> ... crap what is my other nick.... * +Hunterkll forgot * +Hunterkll checks his hydra config
<+Hunterkll> d'oh * Hunterkll is now known as Kagura
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<aquanight> Michael_V: two wrongs don't make a right
<Michael_V> aquanight: No, but three lefts do
<Mike_K> LMAO
<Mike_K> thanks you michael, you've made my night
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(about a ban)
<Michael_V> *!*Acer@*-*-*-*.*-*.unk.tds.net should do it
<AndySoft> Why not just *!*Acer@*.unk.tds.net
<Michael_V> because then we'd be banning more than is necessary
<Michael_V> :)
<AndySoft> riiiiight
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<Netham45> Hunterkll:Please don't do that. :
<PatrickD> way to lay down the law, Netham45 ! :
<Hunterkll> ...... sweet moses.... did he just make an applicable, appropriate comment?
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(2*b)
!(2*b); that = theQuestion;
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<aardvarq> Yes, you're right. That's not what I would have said. I would have said "You invent a time machine, put all this money and effort into building it, travel back to find me, and all you do is tell me that my girlfriend is crazy? I dunno if you fo
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<Ox40> i think [hunterkll] trolls alot about macs and stuff... imVho
<aardvarq> Yes, whenever you try to cross a mac he jumps out and devours your children.
<aardvarq> (just ask dan1son)
<aardvarq> (he used to be dan8sonsandadaughter)
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<Ox40> aardvarq: can you make a different trigger for !getquote?
<aardvarq> !qadd
<aardvarq> No, that would not be possible.
<efneTI86> Quote 44 added
<aardvarq> !qsay 44
<efneTI86> 44:
<aardvarq> No, that would not be possible. [Added aardvarq at 2005/05/10 14:42]
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<PatrickD> Ox40, you consider your own statements to be useless? good for you!
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<tr1p1ea> you cant be in this channel and claim to 'not' be a geek
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<asmand> Kalimero: ice hockey
<Kalimero> oh, that game where they smash each other and occasionally a puck
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<+Mike_K> hey! who pinged me?
<+Peter_W> /timer 0 0 /ping Mike_K * DarkAuron [DAuron@208.186.244.201] has quit [Excess Flood]
<+NikkyAway> He did it.
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<Netham45> What is your password for the #TCPA bots?
<Netham45> I want voice.
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<Morpheous> Whoa. I was sure that this nick was tooken...
<Nikky_S> Probably because it's spelled incorrectly.
<Nikky_S> "Morpheus"
<_AnyKey_> pwned.
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<Mike_K> Are you not intelligent enough to come up with your own responses?
<MikeK> Are you not intelligent enough to come up with your own responses?
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<Nikky_S> you know, a human has five hands...
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<NikkSleep> if you invite it to a channel it will most certainly kline you [21:18:34]
<Mike_K> i just invited him [21:18:38]
<Mike_K> and im still alive! [21:18:44] * Mike_K has quit (Connection closed)
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<Hadouken> games on ti89 regular work on ti89Titanium or not
<phrenia> Hadouken: some, not all. some assembly required.
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<phrenia> you can sing C
<phrenia> you can sing C#
<phrenia> but what does c++ sound like?
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<Hunterkll> Dude. I 'm trolling you ;)
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* Zarel notes to self: Kevin O = leet Basic programmer
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<Peter_W> !seennick spengo
<Remius> spengo ...
<efneTI86> Peter_W, I don't remember seeing spengo.
<efneTI86> Peter_W, Treebeard says: spengo ...
<Peter_W> Lag anyone? :-O
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<kms375> you can save yourself alot of time with the acronym "RTFM"
<kms375> just say that to people who ask you for calc stuff
<kms375> theyll be like "how do i enter a number?" and you can yell "RTFM"
<kms375> and then you can charge them $25 to explain what "RTFM" means :-)
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<Hunterkll> i have a metafriend
<Hunterkll> i havn't decided what to set the SEX property to
<Hunterkll> Male, Female, or Yes * Hunterkll modifies his FRIEND file
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<Peter_W> 97,921 files on my computer :O
<aardvarq> Now we know what Peter_W does every morning.
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<+DarkAuron> woot
<+DarkAuron> I found something
<+DarkAuron> I'm going to bake cookies on my moniter
<+DarkAuron> k, they're on my moniter now
<+DarkAuron> I'll set them for 10 minutes or so :P
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* Peter_W is going to Cape Code in two days!
<Peter_W> Yay!
<Peter_W> COD* Cape COD*!
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MrMobius: I am using ME so maybe thats is why I am being slighted 60 something k of memory
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Peter_W: you two are off your motherboards (referring to Nikky_S and seidior)
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<Andy_J> I'd be enough for me if I wouldn't do everything at once ;)
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<+kms375> hell Imladris
<Imladris> hell to you too:)
<+kms375> :-O
<+kms375> ooops
<+kms375> *hello
<+Nikky_S> kms375: nice one ;-)
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<_AnyKey> anybody have anything inteligent to say?
<kms375> you spelled intelligent wrong _AnyKey_
<_AnyKey_> dangit
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<_AnyKey_> * should write a book of rants about various topics that piss him off
<PatrickD> yeah
<PatrickD> most people call that a web page
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<+_AnyKey_> that's 3 quotes with me in them
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<DarkAuron> HUNTERKLL IS DARTH VADER
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<+kms375> because you live in Canadia Kevin_O
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< nicolas> the geek in me is saying: "that is SOOOO cool"
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<DarkAuron> netham is an internet psychopath who spends his life trying to annoy us, and does anything he can to get in here
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<Peter_W> Kevin may be coming [09:50:24] * Kevin_O (~omnimaga@modemcable179.214-130-66.mc.videotron.ca) has joined #tcpa
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<phrenia> [Michael_V:] is there a photo where you dont look like you just walked out of Ghostbusters?
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<Hunterkll> AAPL = 38.25
<Hunterkll> MSFT = 25.09
<Andy_J> and GGL at about 300 (or whatever their ticker is)
<Hunterkll> Andy_J: They go by GOOG
<Hunterkll> almost like BOOB
<Hunterkll> but not quite
<Hunterkll> damn
<Hunterkll> 'BOOB' is not a valid ticker symbol
<Hunterkll> that'd be awsome* Hunterkll becomes the founder of BOOB inc
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<phrenia> ohh crap * phrenia leaves
<PatrickD> it always nie to receive such friendly welcomes from such friendly people as phrenia !
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in #calcgames
<Hunterkll> so this is our "Warez" channel eh? :D @Andy_J> Hunterkll: !list. I dare you.
<Hunterkll> lmfao
<Hunterkll> autoban script?
<NikkyAway> no
<NikkyAway> we actually have stuff you can download
<Hunterkll> !list * CalcIon sets mode: +b
<Hunterkll> * Hunterkll was kicked by CalcIon (Banned: No Fserv here. Go away.)
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<Dan_E> Sweet. I got a "phase error" while compiling.
<Dan_E> Sounds like something from Star Trek.
<tr1p1ea> "Cap'n we cant power that USB device ... we dont have the power!"
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<Kevin_O> I remembrr 3 days ago when I got 5 netsplit in a row [21:58] * Kevin_O (~omnimaga@modemcable179.214-130-66.mc.videotron.ca) Quit (hub.efnet.us irc.Prison.NET)
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<Peter_W> Merthsoft: /msg
<bot> help
<Merthsoft> /msg ?
<Peter_W> yes...
<asim> I am not a bot.
<Merthsoft> my bad
<Merthsoft> i just looked over, and saw the first name with an @ next to it...
<Peter_W> hahahahahahaha
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<Anduril66> I just realized now that Notepad has a Find feature. :
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<Peter_W> phrenia: I'm afraid that I am making sense, but not the kind that you will understand right now!
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<RandomMan> sense is in the eye of the beholder
<phrenia> [08:54:03 PM] RandomMan: base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base base
<- please explain, oh beholder, how that makes sense
<Peter_W> phrenia: It's a repeater!
<Peter_W> Call SETI!
<Peter_W> We've found extraterrestrial life!
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<al_busy> note to self: never click on one of phrenias links ever again
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<PatrickD> you could right your z80 disassembler in 68k asm !
<al_busy> somewhere, an english teacher is crying
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<_AnyKey_> hmm...
<_AnyKey_> you missed my awesome blues song
< phrenia> "The IE breaks CSS Blues"?
< phrenia> I got ma :hover links
< phrenia> but they aint no good
< phrenia> unless you put 'em on pictures
< phrenia> of grandma's food
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<Nikky_Jr> hmm
<Nikky_Jr> seattle
<_AnyKey_> I wonder where he's from?
<Nikky_Jr> washington?
<Nikky_Jr> he's in #olympia
< phrenia> no, kansas. of course, washington. gosh.
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<aardvarq> I shudder to imagine what netham would be capable of if he stopped looking for proxies and spent that time doing something else. Like knitting.
<aardvarq> soooooo many sweaters * aardvarq shudders
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< Michael_V> TYPO ALRET
< Michael_V> *ALERT
< Michael_V> gah
< Michael_V> how ironic
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<phrenia> so we know sweetish was an efnet bot
<Michael_V> yay I banned an efnet bot
<Michael_V> I'm going to IRC hell
<Michael_V> netham is an IRC op in IRC hell
<Michael_V> and he's on all the channels
<Nikita_K> Flooding constantly.
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<Gambit_> kms375: Quote 137 ;)
<Gambit_> er
<Gambit_> quite 136 :P
<Gambit_> *qoute*
<Gambit_> gah
<Gambit_> quote*
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<pilot1> can someone explain exactly what it means to archive a program and what advantages/disadvantages there are? I can't find it anywhere on ticalc.org or google :/
<JMan_> Advantages:
<Kevin_O> -Can make coffee
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<CDI_> needhelp: do you need help?
<needhelp> kinda
<kms375> no i think hes perfectly fine :-)
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<_AnyKey_> no thinks
<_AnyKey_> *thanks
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<+_AnyKey_> that means you, Hunterkll!
<+kms375> but im smokin hot
<+kms375> does that count?
<+_AnyKey_> yes * +_AnyKey_ dunps water on kms375
<tr1p1ea> as long as you are smoking pot :)
<tr1p1ea> bah
<+_AnyKey_> *sizzle*
<tr1p1ea> aren't
<tr1p1ea> [b]aren't[/b]
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<phrenia> such begins the lonely time
<phrenia> can't buy a message for a dime
<phrenia> once full of helpful advice, the channel is bereft
<phrenia> as all participating members have parted and left
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<phrenia> you wouldn't know a good pie even if it hit you in the face.
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<Michael_V> I think my mind is attached to me on a long spring
<Michael_V> I lose it but it seems to come back sometimes
<Peter_W> Michael_V: That would explain a few things :)
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<prime38> i want to see where this is going *** prime38 has signed off IRC
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<Michael_V> so does #how_to_kill_yourself_in_5_easy_steps just have bots?
<Michael_V> I would assume all of the people in there would have followed the 5 easy steps by now
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<_AnyKey_> "Kevin_O: you are ugly, and you programs suck"
<- O_O
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<DarkAuron> god.
<phrenia> you called?
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<DarkAuron> green eggs and I'm hammered.
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<Michael_V> I had an idea once...but then I ended up sending a giant ball of flame into the sky
<Dracarys> isn't that a good thing?
<Michael_V> Dracarys: Always...sometimes you get roasted pigeons for dinner
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<phrenia> !t :: welcome to #tcpa :: we remember: august 9, 1945, the 50-year anniversary of the hiroshima blast : rest in peace ::
<NikkyAway> ...
<NikkyAway> SIXTY YEARS
<NikkyAway> And you got a what on the A/B test?
<phrenia> 5
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<phrenia> *good night humans and NikkyAway
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<Michael_V> I happened to be on that site already trying to see if it was real* smart_ doesn't know whether to think Michael_V already had that bookmarked.. or searched for the term "waffle"
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* LordMathi
<kicks CDI in the face> * Quits: CDI_
<NikkyAway> CDI_ got told.
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<Michael_V> You people are strange...only in here can an obsessive-compulsive calculator tinkerer be described with positive language.
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* Peter_W throws something heavy at kms375
<kms375> ouch
<Peter_W> What? It was too heavy to reach you...
<kms375> oh ok then* kms375 slept through physics class
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<JMan> I feel special.
<JMan> And this is special.
<JMan> A filename starts with "0000000"
<+dan1son> it's the 000000 file
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<Tahben>
<average#TIdork10yearsago> OMG THIS GIRL IN MY HOMEROOM WONT TALK TO ME. I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
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<Michael_V> phrenia: That depends on whether you believe in evolution.
<phrenia> Michael_V: i do.
<Michael_V> phrenia: Then you must not be running Windows.
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<Michael_V> SEUOHR(SPEGFP(YBSp98safyp9s8apdafdsa
<Michael_V> all of a sudden I am instantly insane and frustrated
<Peter_W> Was there any apparent cause, or was it seemingly random?* Michael_V sharpens his joystick into a DEADLY WEAPON
<Michael_V> oh there's a cause
<Michael_V> I'm going to handle that* Michael_V Quit
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<+Michael_V> suppose you are in the middle of ground combat and you need to divert a group of poorly trained Iraqi middle school students with AK-47s
<+Michael_V> you ask them what csc is
<+_AnyKey_> what is csc?
<+_AnyKey_> I have no idea :\* +Michael_V shoots _AnyKey_ with the M16 :)
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<JMan> C++ doesn't implement inverse trig for complex
<Michael_V> well then C++ is a bad language
<Michael_V> you should use ASM
<Michael_V> it has inverse trig
<Michael_V> you just write it yourself
<JMan> Michael_V - for complex values?
<Michael_V> JMan: sure
<_AnyKey_> Michael_V: we have lives, you know :p
<Michael_V> Well cats have nine lives and I don't see them programming...
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<+Michael_V> oops :)
<+Michael_V> I just wanted to find the upper bound!
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<Michael_V> it looks like Dantes needs a new attitude towards girls
<Michael_V> This is kind of fun
<Michael_V> with him having me on ignore...
<Michael_V> I'm a running commentary!
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<sabel4> I just played tetris with plywood.
<Michael_V> sabel4: Did you win?
<sabel4> Michael_V: yep.
<sabel4> Plywood in tetris shapes was being lowered from the hay mow.
<sabel4> I was in a trailer, putting it in as tight as possible.
<sabel4> I even yelled to Mom/Dad who were lowering it "DON'T HOLD DOWN! DON'T HOLD DOWN!!!"
<sabel4> I even asked who turned on the GameShark when I got about 30 strait pieces in a row.
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<aardvarq> Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
<aardvarq> A: One.
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<sabel4> And I just managed to wreck a forum by posting a really long post. This is a new low for me online.
<Dantes> Meh
<Kevin_O> sabel4: LOL
<Kevin_O> O_O
<Kevin_O> NOT OMNIMAGA? O_O
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* tr1p1ea declares it wooden duck season
<tr1p1ea> how much wood could a wood duck duck if a wood duck could duck wood?
<Merthsoft> A wood duck wood duck as much wood as a wood duck could duck if a wood duck could duck wood.
<Merthsoft> the second wood should be would
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<phrenia> !bash 525930
<NikkyAway> !q 127
<NikkyAway> oops
<NikkyAway> wrong channel
<NikkyAway> both of us
<aardvarq> wrong channel
<aardvarq> oops lagged
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<Michael_V> D0nkey: read the readme
<D0nkey> there is no readme...
<Michael_V> Sure there is
<D0nkey> change log...copying...and PreOS written in ASCII (which looks cool lol)
<Michael_V> preos-1.0.2/preos.txt
<Michael_V> You do know what a scroll bar is, right?
<D0nkey> woops lol
<D0nkey> didnt see it :-/
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<Michael_V> If all quarks behave according to rules, then you can predict anything
<Michael_V> given a sufficiently powerful (and impossible) computer
<Michael_V> But I like to think there is God and He has the universe in one of those cans that says "shake before drinking"
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<Michael_V> comments are for losers
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<Kevin_O> I just read the august 20th log
<kms375> logs? where?
<Peter_W> In the woods
<Peter_W> Where else?
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<phrenia> hehe
<phrenia> i used an idiom today and had to explain it because the person didn't know what it meant
<phrenia> when i said the idiom, the person asked, "what's the derivation of that?"
<phrenia> and i responded, "with respect to what variable?"
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<Michael_V> and I don't have strange dreams! I have strange realities
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<Peter_W> It's difficult to help people who don't help themselves.
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<CDItxt> you see... Dantes is negitive... and I don't like negitive things... (I cry when I get a negitive number for a math problem... (so help me god if this is one of my random quotes for #tcpa stats...))
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<+al_busy> hrmm. Maybe MV changed his mind. He was playing with a sweat bot yesterday
<DarkAuron> a sweat bot?
<DarkAuron> ew.
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<JMan_> Don't shoot the google bot. :-)
<+Merthsoft> !shoot google *** PatrickD has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<+Dracarys> you missed :/
<+Merthsoft> crap
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<Merthsoft> Umm, I'm gonna go do homework, and then maybe work on _Mario_, try to figure out why the coins are blocking me...
<Merthsoft> bye all
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<Tyler2> i may be getting v 200 and 84+ se soon
<spengo> v200?
<spengo> whys?
<spengo> 89t is better..
<Nikky_S> needs something to weigh his pants down with
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<+Anduril66> I have a screaming 3O Gb. When it spins, it sounds like an injured manticore. So, I disabled it.
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<Michael_V> I must fix my typos.
<Michael_V> Typos in quit messages can only be corrected by another quit message
<kms375> Michael_V: you spelled broccoli correctly
<Michael_V> kms375: The first "ARE" should be "AND"* Michael_V Quit (*AND)
<Peter_W> He spent too much time fixing a quit message...
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<aardvarq> CDI_: A wise man who does not like to be in channels full of spam does not fill the channels he is in with spam.
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<npsken> where's the simplify button, or menu?
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<CDI_>
<phrenia> DO NOT CLICK THE FOLLOWING LINK
<CDI_>
<phrenia> http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
<CDI_>
<CDI_> gotcha *click* * CDI_ has quit (Quit: http://chat.efnet.org/ (EOF))
<VahnRPG> o.o
<kms375> haha!
<kms375> the link broke him!
<VahnRPG> looks like it
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<Kevin
XXR> anyway learn to respect BASIC programmers for their choice [12:00] * Kevin
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<Nikky_S>Too late.
<Nikky_S>They got him.
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<_3_F_G_> !v me
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<JcCorp_> ooh, the coveted quote 300 is next
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<Michael_V> ld hl,oldmacdonald_ownership_table \ ld (hl),1 \ inc hl \ ld de,(farm) \ ld (hl),e \ inc hl \ ld (hl),d
<Michael_V> ei \ ei \ .db 0
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* Michael_V commands efneTI86: Tea. Earl Gray, hot.
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<+DrDnar> Netham is the world's best artificial intellgance.
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<E-J> if you write /disco 2000, you would get disco-colors [16:52] *** _3_F_G_ quit (2000 )
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<Kevin_O> maybe KSITCWKIJ KSITCWKIJ Revolution
<Merthsoft> KSITC?
<Kevin_O> Merthsoft "Kick Sabel4 in the Crotch when Kevin_O Joins Kick Sabel4 in the Crotch When Kevin_O Joins Revolution"
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<dawhat> or just use the calc
<_3_F_G_> use the calc
<_3_F_G_> luke
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<Hunterkll> I have the metabolisim of a garbage disposal
<Michael_V> Hunterkll: You smell like one too.
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<Hunterkll> cripes
<Hunterkll> firefox is still compiling >
<<kms375> Hunterkll, http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16820146578 *drool*
<Hunterkll> note to idiots : If i'm compiling a browser ....
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<Remius> tr1p1ea (tr1p1ea@202.78.35.63) was last seen quitting from #tcpa 15 hours, 54 minutes ago stating (Client Quit). [8:04]
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<AnthonyP> http://www.google.com/linux
<--- link
<Kevin_O> yeah I know
<Kevin_O> it redirects to Cemetech forums
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* Kevin_O f**** his keyboard
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* [froody] waits for the pefect time
<[froody]> *perfct
<[froody]> *prefect
<KermM> may I quote myself?
<KermM> PERFECT
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* [froody] continues to dance around the topic while Kevin_O is here
<Hunterkll> seems to work so far...
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<DarkAuron> cherry blueberry apple orange graph and choco mint
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<+[froody]> WHY ISN'T PEOPLE TALKING
<+[froody]> err...
<+[froody]> WHY ARN'T THERE NO PEOPLE TALKING
<+[froody]> ...
<+[froody]> WHY ARE THERE NO PROPLE TALKING
<+[froody]> ...
<+[froody]> WHY ARE THERE NO PEOPLE TAKLINH
<Nikky_S> ... * [froody] can't speel today
<+[froody]> I give up
<+[froody]> I'm going to bed
<DarkAuron> will we ever know what he meant to say? stay tuned for the next #tcpa!
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Handy Latin Phrases: "Ubi o ubi est me sub ubi?" Where oh where is my under where?
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What did the electron say to the traffic cop who pulled him over for speeding? "I know exactly how fast I was going, but I have no idea where I am!"
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Handy Latin Phrases: "Qua est vestri TI -83+?" Where is YOUR TI-83+?
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"sex multiplicatus per novem est par ut quadraginta - duos." Six multiplied bu nine is equal to forty-two.
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<Kevin_O> I was scared for a few secs, I though exploder.exe crashed
<KermM> explorer.exe perhaps? :D
<Kevin_O> yeah
<Kevin_O> same thing
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<
FT
tatto> is it possible to downgrade a ti89?
<[froody]>
FT
tatto: to what?
<aardvarq> TI-87
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<aardvarq> I don't see any deleted quotes....
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[N] CTCP PING reply from aardvarq: 3wks 2hrs 19mins 53secs
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<[froody]> what does someone have to say to get people to acually talk?!?!?!
<Wcm2010> burp
<Wcm2010> would work * Wcm2010 is now alive
<[froody]> burp *** Hunterkll [~hunterkll@187.sub-70-195-7.myvzw.com] has joined #tcpa
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<TahTurkey> I'm severely fatigued, and I've only basted once.
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<kms375> im not here
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incubus[] women are evil
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-armadilo- omg-armadilo- youre a real aadvark?
<aardvarq> He konws how to use /notice. He's darn close to being literate. And yet....
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* +Michael_V is in love with SCSI
<DarkAuron> gonna get married and have kids?
<+Michael_V> DarkAuron: I think Mrs. SCSI Bus is terminated so she can't have any more kids
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<Tommy321> how do i get the text to wrap on my ti-83 calculator?
<tr1p1ea> Tommy321, asm?
<Tommy321> 18 male UCSB
<Tommy321> i live in anacapa dorms
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<aquanight> seen your mom
<efneTI86> Let's not get personal, aquanight.
<aquanight> :P =-= Mode #tcpa +v aquanight by efneTI86
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* Topic is 'Welcome to #tcpa - where the topic is a public messageboard :: _AnyKey_ declared omnipotent ruler for life'
<_AnyKey_> so it's janata, not janta?
<Andy_J> Andy_J is andy_j@cable-57-34.sssnet.com * Andy Janata * _AnyKey_ is stoopid :\
<aquanight> !t Welcome to #tcpa - where the topic is a public messageboard :: _AnyKey_ pwnt by Andy_J. Andy_J now omnipotent ruler for life.
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<@mokomull> Grr... I'm so tired I'm about to pass out... so I suppose I should 'mv self /room/bed'
<@mokomull> or maybe dd if=/dev/self of=/room/bed
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<aikidox> ugh, i have no idea what happened in my last poli sci class cause i watched the person infront of me play sn00d the whole time
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<aikidox> erg... i have to start walking
<Dantes> o.o
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<aikidox> my stapler smells funny
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<+sabel4> I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!
<+sabel4> Erk. Fell asleep at the comp and was woken up by the chatzilla alert noise when someone says your name.
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<aikidox> give me servers or give me death* Andy_J passes the death to aikidox* aikidox shouldnt have guessed that would happen* aikidox (aikidox@lyon-98.res.umass.edu) Quit
<aardvarq> Well. It wasn't an exclusive or, so I could give him servers. But what's the point of giving a dead guy servers, if he's not even here?
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<benryves> Practice safe hex, stick to C programmers!
<tr1p1ea> ... there is 'un-safe' hex?
<Andy_J> tr1p1ea -- yes
<Andy_J> C30000 is unsafe hex :)
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<aquanight> electrical fire == live wires
<aquanight> live wires + water == shorts
<aquanight> shorts == more electrical fires
<aquanight> fortunately, at least only shorts. Pants do not cause electrical fires.
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<jujaga> log10=1
<aquanight> no
<aquanight> log 10 = wood
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<+jujaga> where gravy+potato+microwave=dinner
<+jujaga> and dinner=food
<+Michael_V> jujaga: So if I start with some food, take away gravy and potatoes, I build a microwave?
<+jujaga> yes
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<JMan> Michael_V - let those who are without sin cast the first stone. ;-)+Michael_V adds pi/2 to all of his sins and makes them cosines+Michael_V casts a stone at JMan+Michael_V gets an error about invalid scope of stone and tries again+Michael_V casts another stone with a different class
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<Kyliara> why are there bcalls at all?
<DrDnar> so we don't have to write everything our selves
<Kyliara> psh
<Kyliara> what, are we lazy?
<DrDnar> If we didn't have bcalls, you'd have to have a pixel map of all the characters to display stuff.
<Kyliara> oh
<DrDnar> If we didn't have bcalls, we'd have to write key input code ourselves.
<Kyliara> yeah, um, i like bcalls
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<Ou31337_K> wb Peter_EW
<Ou31337_K> Peter_W
<Peter_W> ... I was about to say
<Peter_W> "How did you know my middle initial?!?!?!?!?!"
<Ou31337_K> o.o
<Ou31337_K> because its really E?
<Peter_W> yes
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<+aquanight> any number of bots
<= 4 is unacceptable :P
<+aquanight> if this were on dalnet, that threshold would rise to 6
<+aquanight> but be more or less moot due to the presence of ChanServ :)
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<Michael_V> Yes...my cousin's mother's sister's son-in-law had a calculator and one time he wrote some code from the internet that was supposed to give him more memory but then I heard that his code actually triggered sinusoidal waves in the MPU and that lead to a polarity shift in the flash memory, destroying odd numbered cells.
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<calcul831> is there anyway to tell how many people are active?
<PatrickD> there is a way to tell which of the people with halfops or higher are active
<PatrickD> just insult all of them, then you can watch how many times you get kicked
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<Merthsoft> hunterkll is goth?
<DarkAuron> he claims to be
<Andy_J> he's a lot of things
<Andy_J> Normal is not one of them.
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<+Michael_V> All things are movable
<+Michael_V> You just need sufficiently large quantities of explosives
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<Kevin_O> now both http://groups.google.com and http://gmail.google.com are down
<DarkAuron> did google have a fire on christmas? :X
<Michael_V> DarkAuron: Perhaps they had Google Christmas Tree but they left it in beta too long and it caught fire
<JMan> Michael_V - or maybe that fire animation on the gmail homepage took it down. :-)
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Hunterkll: autocockers are okay, but ph34r =]root
: Angels blow.
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<Michael_V> And what really bothers me is that "Michael Vincent" who's a photographer
<Michael_V> He photographs nearly naked women in all sorts of weird poses
<Michael_V> That's not something I want associated with my name
<Michael_V> They are all imposters! *** Michael_V has quit IRC ()
<Andy_J> good lord
<Andy_J> if he cares that much he should just change his name
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<+_Digital> holy crap
<+Michael_V> I believe you mean "whole carp" as in a fish you bought from the supermarket
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<Remboooo> thou shalt enter the new year with gallons of alcohol in thou blood stream
<Andy_J> gallons?
<Andy_J> can you say alcohol poisoning? :P
<Remboooo> i can now.. don't know how that'll be in about an hour
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* Hunterkll plays surfin' safari LOUD
<Hunterkll> scratch that
<Hunterkll> i did the intro and my dad started singing along..
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<[froody]> Merthsoft: tag! you're it!
<[froody]> [17:29] * Merthsoft shoots [froody]*** [froody] left #tcpa []
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<Peter_W> gee.. thanks, prime38
<prime38> no problem Peter_W
<prime38> you are my favorite Peter
<DarkAuron> uh oh, looks like someone has a crush :D
<Peter_W> ...
<Peter_W> O.o
<prime38> yes
<Peter_W> what in the...
<prime38> i love Peter_W
<prime38> i would find ANY file for you * Peter_W is now known as CalcKing * CalcKing runs
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<Stuff180> Getting tons of errors when trying to install ISL on my TI-89 Titanium.
<PatrickD> is one of the errors that the calculator burst into flames?
<Stuff180> No, I don't think so.
<Stuff180> Oh, wait. Thats why my house is on fire.
<Stuff180> Oh, jeez. Somebody should put that out.
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< PatrickD> a netsplit is what happens when you go on efnet
< PatrickD> just like a fire is what happens when you play with matches
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<Michael_V> Girls don't know anything :P
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<aikidox> the human ops are dwindling
<aikidox> maybe the bots should troll also
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<Andy_J> Michael_V: ... hl2 not hl
<+Michael_V> Andy_J: add hl,hl
<+Michael_V> voila! hl2
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<tr1p1ea> if i were a cow and could jump over the moon i would
<calcul831> why would a cow jump over the moon?
<tibrando> To get to the other...oh wait.
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<Michael_V> He's so odd, even if you multiplied him by two, he would still be odd in defiance of all known natural number properties
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<nicolas> so asmand, how's life
<asmand> pretty good, lvl 55
<asmand> oh, you ment like.. IRL
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<jon
schol> qwertyuiop
<jon
schol> asdfghjkl
<jon
schol> zxcvbnm
<Peter_W> Now we know our q w r's, next time won't you type with me?
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leofox_ when will michael post his potty results..
we want to know if he's housebroken yet
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+[froody] hasn't even had his first kiss :(
<Andy_J> [froody]: that would be along the way to first base, or at first base, I think
<+[froody]> Andy_J: oh? well... what about talking about sex with a girl? where's that?
<Nikky_S> That would be third.
<Nikky_S> You're too young to know what a home run is.
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<Kevin_O> wow I have a 13 years old member on my forums
<benryves> Kevin_O: I didn't realise you'd had a forum that long ;)
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<prime38> PatrickD: do you know assembly?
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<alex10819> so, why are we discussing this?
<alex10819> when we could be discussing what froody does with his vacuum cleaner
<nicolas> no, that's just dodgy
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* alex10819 smacks [ego] with a black hole
<[ego]> alex10819: waaait.... you couldn't do that... you'd be sucked in... unless... * [ego] bowns down to a calc god * [ego] has quit IRC (Quit: CGI:IRC)
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<Hunterkll> IT TAKES INPUT!!!!
<_Digital> I think that is where he orgasmsHunterkll> Pretty much
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<+incubus[]> I don't think PatrickD fully realized how popular Phoenix was
<@PatrickD> for a while I couldn't really tell
<@PatrickD> but then when they named a city in Arizona after it, I got the message
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* Peter_W tosses Gambit_ a digital cookie ...
<_Digital> for the last time, I am not a cookie dispenser!
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sabel4 xlibman: Yeah, well plugging me into the USB port downloads new versions of my crotch kicking software
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<alex10819> satan knows more about calcs than i do!?!?!
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<aquanight> calcbot calc 2^2
<aquanight> calcbot calc 2^4
<Peter_W> !calc 2^2
<efneTI30> Calculation Result: 4
<Andy_J> aquanight: note the channel you are in* aquanight was kicked by efneTI86 (aquanight)
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Angels sing, and cute fuzzy bunnies dance throughout the world, for Patori is he
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<Andy_J> OMG a korean won a speed skating race
<Andy_J> they actually do stuff other than play starcraft?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
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<Hunterkll> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<-- uppercase periods
<aardvarq> !k Hunterkll no caps * Hunterkll was kicked by efneTI86 (aardvarq: no caps)
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<+Michael_V> There is no problem. There are only solutions.
<+Michael_V> Drink the one that's marked "17 M H2SO4"
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<+Michael_V> Any virus that shares an ending with hyperbola and parabola is a friend of mine
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* phrenia watches the cool intro on his page for the 1000000th time
<_AnyKey_> intros are annoying
<phrenia> you're annoying
<_AnyKey_> damn right I am
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<meatmane_> Big O? is that a show where they give contestants an algorithm and ask them to calculate the efficiency?
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<+[cdi]> !seen DarkAuron
<@Remius> DarkAuron [...] was last seen quitting from #tcpa 11 hours, 11 minutes ago [...] * DarkAuron [...] has joined #tcpa
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<Andy_J> if we don't have any more pressing issues
<Andy_J> I should get to work so I can talk later! :)
<meatmanek> but I've got a pressing issue
<meatmanek> I can't seem to get this button to go in. I need help pressing it in.
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<sabel4> History teacher of mine was talking about the "Southern Tenant Farmers Union". So when everybody was talking before class and he wrote STFU on the board, he didn't get why everyone started laughing.
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<Hunterkll> your google-fu is not leet
<Hunterkll> it is 1336
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<+Tyler2> war in iraq is pointless really
<Nikky> Much like hockey
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* Gambit_ expects to disconnect again
<Andy_J> You've been Coxed(tm)!* Gambit__ (Gambit@ip70-190-134-105.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined #tcpa
<Andy_J> Maybe I shouldn't have said that.
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<Andy_J> p4 == poo
<Andy_J> celeron
<<
< poo
<Andy_J> and I don't mean bit shifting
<JMan> Good.
<JMan> I don't want to even think what celeron left shifted poo digits is.
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"[x_x]: ahh, that, I normally put my current feeling (most prominate one) in my nick, 9 char limit, means that "CDI
Wants_to_Die" won't fit, so I use "[x_x]"Hunterkll: that compresses nicely :)"
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#TCPA
T3h_Unc3ns0r3z [10:08]
<[cdi]> oh
<xlibman> wait I think its fine now
<[cdi]> !kill Me0wB0t*** Me0wB0t has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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(12:55:21) _Digital: typical hairdryer uses 1500+watts (12:56:07) Michael_V: Overclock it (12:56:09) Michael_V: go for 5000
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"DarkAuron: GOD; YES; OMG YESDarkAuron has his laptop running at 1024x768x16_Digital : oh, that I thought you orgasmedDarkAuron: mentally I did"
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[Spengo] besides, you don't really want to die [Spengo] trust me, I've tried it [JoelS] youve tried DYING? [Spengo] all you do is wait around for respawn while everyone else is getting points :P
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<prime38> Dan_E is the best for his USB stiff
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<Andy_J> Take one down, blit it to brown, 15 colors of sprites on the wall!
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<+Patori> Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he will be warm the rest of his life...
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<phrenia> Windows sucks.
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* yelo notes that if you plug an 83+ in in the middle of USB1 detection, it can be misdetected as an 83 when using TI Connect
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[cdi] I don't have a comp
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<+NanoWar> My [Easter] was disappointing. Those chocolate eggs where empty in the middle :(
<benryves> They always are :(
<+NanoWar> some are filled!
<benryves> (with air)
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How to scare away an Englishman: Tell him you don't like tea.
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<Spengo> helog
<Patori> helog spengo!
<Spengo> Patori!!!!!!
<Spengo> IT'S YOU!!!!
<Spengo> how are you gentlemen?
<Spengo> all your base are belong to us!
<Spengo> you are on the path to destruction
<Patori> you have no chance to survive make your time
<DrDnar> ha ha ha ha
<Spengo> precicely
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<Ox40> Can i hire someone to comment my code once im done?.... i hate commenting.
<_Digital> Hey Look, a Replacement for Barrett!
<_Digital> Can we keep him, please!!!!!!!!!!
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<+DrDnar> wow, that was random
<Tahben_> indeed
<+DrDnar> well, we are #tcpa anyway
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<ShadowPho> ...I actually a girl ...
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<Nikky_S> oh god*** Nikky_S left the party line.
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<aquanight> you go from electrified water, to water explosions, to voltage comparisons, to exploding CDs, to typical house voltage, to measurement systems, to history discussions
<aquanight> it's like wikipedia!
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spengo: dell is like, the apple of PCsspengo: :PHunterkll: ....Hunterkll: !k spengoefneTI86 has kicked spengo from #tcpa (hunterkll)
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* _Digital goes back to watching a pot of water boil [Ox40] OMG, i love doing that!
<Stephen_D> O.o
<tibrando> lol
<_Digital> no one in here is sane
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<+tibrando> What exactly *does* the calc pretend to be when linking with a PC?
<@Dan_E> The calc pretends to be a calculator when linking with a PC. I'm not sure what you're asking?
<+DrDnar> So if the computer sends 2 and 2 the calculator responds 4?
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<NanoWar> It's getting hot in here.
<VahnRPG> sounds like me with my girl last night
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* Stephen_d calls the local assylum
<+tibrando> A mental institution for donkeys?!
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<+Michael_V> There comes a time in every man's life when he must ask himself: Do I really need this 8 MB TNT2 VANTA AGP video card?
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<Michael_V> yay for aardvarq
<+Michael_V> Were you caught in a netsplit for the past several months?
<+Michael_V> It could be the plot to a Star Trek episode
<aardvarq> No, I don't know what you're talking about. I haven't been gone at all.
<+Michael_V> Must be a temporal distortion.
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<Andy_J> Yes. RTFM, noobs :P
<JMan> Real Men never read docs. They know how to do stuff without reading docs. :-)
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<+tibrando> God, I'm ugly.
<+Ox40> tibrando: no you arent. I would do you...
<+Ox40> WAIT.
<+Ox40> -.- tibrando is a guy... isnt he
<+Ox40> SHIT
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<DarkAuron> ugh I can't eat anymore of the chicken* DarkAuron gives you guys the rest* Michael_V blinks
<+Michael_V> I read "anymore of the children"
<+Michael_V> for about a quarter second
<DarkAuron> yes MV
<DarkAuron> my mom gives me children to eat, for I live in a cave and make roaring sounds every hour
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<slythe> I sleep with the powerstrip on and that's all
<spengo> you sleep with your powerstrip?
<spengo> as sexy as those may be, that's rather disturbing o.o
<DrDnar> Oh come now, if you can THINK about it, surly you can come out and just say it.
<DrDnar> And a power strip fetish?
<DrDnar> You HAVE to be weird to do so much as come up with that. (More so then 'normal')
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<+_AnyKey_> my boxers aren't dry yet
<+_AnyKey_> I took them out of the dryer too soon
< _Digital> you pee in them again?
< _Digital> thats is probably why you smell it
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Ox40: thinksOx40: uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh_Digital: oh that must hurt*Ox40 doesnt get itnicolas : haha
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<DarkAuron> death to morons* Stephen_D dies* StephdNIX Quit (Lost terminal)
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<+Ox41> OMG! System Idle Process is taking up 98% of my CPU!
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<Andy_J> My uncle's name is Donald.
<Andy_J> But he doesn't use IRC.
<Andy_J> He uses guns and drives tanks in Afghanistan.
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(
<sjrberg> !qadd
<Andy_J> My uncle's name is Donald.
<Andy_J> But he doesn't use IRC.
<Andy_J> He uses guns and drives tanks in Afghanistan.) (
<efneTI86> Quote 524 added) (
<Andy_J> well he does!)
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<Stephen_D> A stupid phrase like this can be anything when Microspoft ditactes me = to prefers to this to me and to warm cursor in (what microsoft says!)
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<Stephen_D> A stupid phrase like this can be anything when Microspoft ditactes me = to prefers to this to me and to warm cursor in (what microsoft says!)
<DarkAuron> what?
<DarkAuron> that makes no literal sense at all
<Stephen_D> i know
<_Digital> its from Stephen_D, its not supposed to
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benryves: I appear to be known as 'benry' in other channels, like Henry :(
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* +_AnyKey_ wishes we had a bot that kicked for cussing
<+DrDnar> We do, it's called "Michael_V"
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<DarkAuron> I'm not even going to say anything.
<_Digital> your typing not talking
<_Digital> type away
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<Ox40> anyone want windows 3.11 -
<DarkAuron> I can't afford it
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<[cdi]> ah! RUN! *** Michael_V has quit (Client Quit)
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<+prime38> anybody still up
<+prime38> anybody at all?
<+prime38> ok i will talk to the bots
<+prime38> so efneTI89 how does it feel to just +v people all day long?
<@efneTI89> it's a living
<@efneTI89> puts the botsnacks on the table for the botlings if you know what I mean
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<al_busy> personally, I find calculators boring. I only program them to meet women
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<M9> rawr
<Ox40> haha, that rawr made me smile...
<Ox40> idk why
<DarkAuron> o.o
<DarkAuron> oh my * DarkAuron goes afk now
<Andy_J> Let it be shown in the official channel record that Ox40 caused the channel to die with that statement.
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<+Michael_V> I just realized why I am an idiot
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<+_AnyKey_> I unloaded the script
< E-J> !vhtml
<+_AnyKey_> URL is invalid.
<+_AnyKey_> E-J: are you deaf?
< E-J> _AnyKey_: no, but you are apparently blind :)
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* DarkAuron goes to feed his cat
<DarkAuron> http://users4.ev1.net/~Nacromancer/Images/Outside3.jpg
<Andy_J> awwww, cute kitty
<DarkAuron> thanks, I found her as a stray years ago* +_Digital looks for lunchmeat
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<+_3fg> someone tell me about Netham
<+_3fg> and what he did
<PatrickD> _3fg, in the case of netham, you shouldn't ask which things he is guilty of, but which things he isn't
<PatrickD> the list would be shorter
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<Hunterkll> uh
<Hunterkll> whoops
<Hunterkll> I totally pissed off spencerdubya
<Hunterkll> me + alcohol + money + chatty chatty = me sleeping in pile of money and telling everyone on my aim list about it
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<stephend> hello
<benryves> Hello stephend
<stephend> what is your real name?
<stephend> Ben Ryves
<stephend> haa i see
<benryves> Your powers of deduction never cease to amaze me.
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<stephend> mdeur
<stephend> muderr
<stephend> murderer
<jumpcho15> having trouble spelling?
<benryves> Third time's the charm.
<DarkAuron> 840 lines.. whew.
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<al_zzzzzz> I swear you're all completely insane
<Andy_J> al_zzzzzz, when were we ever outsane?
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<WeirdClay> i admit the last time i tried giving birth it did not work out as i hoped
<Tahben> How hard have you tried to give birth though.
<WeirdClay> not hard i admit. i don't have the funding
<Tahben> You mean the fundus.
<Tahben> HAR!
<Tahben> BWAHAHAHAH
<Tahben> sorry.
<+DrDnar> w. t. f.
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<Andy_J> mirc is not gay!
<Andy_J> it's just differently oriented!
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< Tahben> that quote is....kind of lame...
<+Michael_V> I hope you mean like the well-liked mp3 encoder
< Tahben> well duh
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<+Michael_V> I shall stand alone against tyranny, like a package in the US Postal Service, one person without any sort of tracking whatsoever!
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<Michael_V> I thought you were talking about real life for a minute
<Michael_V> [09:58:22] * DarkAuron has about $77k
<Michael_V> [09:58:33]
<DarkAuron> or $70k something
<Michael_V> [09:58:58]
<_3fg> crazy people and your skill
<Michael_V> [09:59:09]
<DarkAuron> greg is a major threat to our gang
<Michael_V> drugs
<Michael_V> or something
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Michael_V: We are all robots
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<stephenD> whats the site for conflict online?
<Michael_V> http://www.ncptsd.va.gov/topics/war.html
<Michael_V> That?
<stephenD> the game from javaman
<Michael_V> Well that is conflict, online
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(+Dantes) DIEQuit? (TD-Linux) (~TD-Linux@24-159-197-101.dhcp.roch.mn.charter.com) (Remote host closed the connection)
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* Michael_V brings out the 89 and 83+ with the orange DS slidecases, the 83+ silver edition, and the strobe lights and starts his own ticalc.org party
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<+tibrando> I honestly don't remember saying that I was ugly.
<+tibrando> I mean, I am, I just don't remember saying it.
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<[cdi]> my Batt Backup lasts for 5 hours
<_Digital> [cdi] we don't all have 50 car batteries sitting under our beds
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<Hunterkll> rice isn't a vegetable
<Hunterkll> ... or is it?!?!?!
<Hunterkll> :o
<Hunterkll> RICE RICE BABY
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<Hunterkll> i made a poptart warm
<Hunterkll> and cooked chow mein
<Hunterkll> at the same time
<Hunterkll> i am so geek
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(DarkAuron) m00(benryves) My goodness, Dantes is catching? :)(+stephen_D) RUN FOR THE HILLS!Quit? (DarkAuron) (Dauron@dialup-216-40-218-181.ev1.net)
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<efneTI86> [[cdi]] It's not my fault, it's your reality that's broken. * _Digital cracks knuckles
<_Digital> I'll break your reality
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<Michael_V> Thank you #tcpa, for making me feel like a 80 year old man
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<E-J> Michael_V is always good source of quotes
<Michael_V> That's because when I wake up each morning, instead of cheerios, I eat a big bowl of """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""s
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<DrDnar> Why do computer scientists always confuse Christmas with Halloween?
<DarkAuron> because they watched too much of nightmare before christmas
<DrDnar> no 'worse'
<DrDnar> Because DEC 25 is equal to OCT 31.
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<DrDnar> grr my keyboard is sticky
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<Michael_V> I guess college would be too good to be true if you segregated into groups by your assembler
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* Michael_V notes he is "On Day 1582 of your 30 day evaluation period" for Paint Shop Pro 4
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<[cdi]> _Digital: 'lo
<Hunterkll> DrDnar: "FUCKED" ?
<_Digital> hey cdi
<DarkAuron> lol
<DarkAuron> nice way to enter a room
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<Hunterkll> watch some BSG or play some SC or CS
<Hunterkll> SC:CS!
<Hunterkll> :o
<Hunterkll> TERRORIST RUSH!! KEKEKEKEKEKE
<@Michael_V> so the first monkey said to the zookeeper, "This banana is below par."
<@Michael_V> I figure I might as well type something that makes about the same amount of coherent sense that Hunterkll is making
<Andy_J> Michael_V, actually I'm following him.
<Andy_J> That's scary.
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* Dantes is munching on mini-sandwitches
<[cdi]> Dantes: -t
<[cdi]> unless... * Dantes is munching on mini-sandwitches * Dantes bites another head off
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<Hunterkll> More paste == hotter proc
<Hunterkll> i want to try using penut butter and jelly thinly spread ...
<Hunterkll> and then
<Hunterkll> whever i talk about my computer
<Hunterkll> just go IT'S PENUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PENUT BUTTER JELLY TIME when i open the case
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<spengo> I like how, if I'm fast enough, I can accidentally disable the wireless and hit the button again to enable it and irc won't disconnect*** spengo has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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< Hunterkll> my kernel's NEWER
<@Michael_V> my kernel's OLDER
< andy
mac2> my kernel is JUST RIGHT-!- Michael_V is now known as Goldilock* Goldilock compiles andy
mac2's kernel
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<aardvarq> I see a suspicious looking PatrickD!
<PatrickD> aardvarq, what is uspicious about me?
<aardvarq> Your unusual hostmask and charming personality.
<PatrickD> I am always very charming, aardvarq
<aardvarq> Well, the first one anyway.
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<Captain_A> hunter
<Captain_A> your a dude?
<Captain_A> i thought you were a chick
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* _AnyKey_ is making a stick figure in blender!
<_AnyKey_> I need to give him a name...
<_AnyKey_> I'll name him andy
<_AnyKey_> oops
<_AnyKey_> did I just stick a pin in him?
<_AnyKey_> I'm sorry :P
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<BrandonW> Who thought he was poking fun at Microsoft.
<Michael_V> He could have been POKE-ing low memory addresses in BASIC
<BrandonW> A bit of a stretch.
<Michael_V> byte me :P
<Michael_V> You're going to put a hex on my new IRC client with this kind of talk
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<+Stephen_D> i went in the windows channel and said WINDOWS SUCKS
<+Stephen_D> and someone flooded the chan with it
<+_AnyKey_> NEVER do something like that
< Warden> I turned a spigot valve once and almost flooded a tunnel...does that count?
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<Sir_Lewk> to hell with commenting, I'm submiting it
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<Andy_J> !qsay 586
<@efneTI86> 586: (...)
<Andy_J> .... 586! it's a pentium!
<Andy_J> DON'T TRUST IT TO DO MATH!
<Andy_J> !qsay 585.998756158
<@efneTI86> 585: (...)
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<Michael_V> !k Michael_V Typos have exceeded rate limiting for this time period* Michael_V was kicked by efneTI86
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<Michael_V> AHA
<Michael_V> I AM A HUGE IDIOT
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* DarkAuron goes to nuke more ramen
<TD-Linux> ramen?
<TD-Linux> what are ramen?
<andy
log> male cheerleaders
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<+jujaga> Banana+Sushi=Banushi! ^_^
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<andy
log> benryves: what, are subway restaraunts called tube restaraunts over there? xD
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A_Muffin: you died! and came back_3fg`: hooray for ping timeouts_3fg`: I am IRC's Jesus
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<Michael_V> "Human females are so repulsive" :)
<aardvarq> Michael_V: I disagree
<aardvarq> Oh, the quote game still.
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<Mike_K> I just came up with a kick-arse way to remember facts.
<Mike_K> Say the fact in your head or out loud... then purposly think about soemthing else (anything) for like 30 seconds
<Mike_K> you end up subconciously remembering it
<Mike_K> its crazy.
<_AnyKey_> no, you are
<_AnyKey_> pwned
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<Dantes> please explain why i was banned
<Dantes> its a LINK
<Andy_J> it had a naughty word in it
<Andy_J> I am sure that is his reason
<Andy_J> stupid, yes, but he's the dicta-- i mean, benevolent leader
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<Tyler2> anyone for UNO? * Now talking in #calcgames.games * Tyler2 (~nexon@edtntnt4-port-187.dial.telus.net) has left #calcgames.games (Leaving)
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<+Merthsoft> pretty smart, I was working on something similar yesterday, but my girlfried interupted me :P
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<+[cdi]> not all, Michael_V can you give us the list of allowed prophanity?
<@+Michael_V> Abraham, Agabus, Amos, Daniel, Ezekiel, Habakkuk, Haggai, Isaiah, Jeremiah, John the Baptist, Joel, Malachi, Jonah, Micah, Moses, Obadiah, Zechariah, and Zephaniah are allowed
<@+Michael_V> All other "prophanity" is punishable by bans.
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<aardvarq> [cdi]: Congratulations on making the maxcoderz staff.
<aardvarq> [cdi]: What material did you use?
<[cdi]> aardvarq, jello
<aardvarq> aaahhh
<aardvarq> sounds yummy
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<Dantes> michael: am i the laughing stock of the ti community?
<Michael_V> Dantes: I don't remember laughing at you much
<Michael_V> More like pity
<Dantes> ... ?
<Dantes> damn
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<Gambit__> http://basshunter.m0o.eu/anna/index_en.php
<tr1p1ea> ummm.... ?
<aardvarq> I know a bot. Tahben is her name.
<aardvarq> She can ban you so hard.
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<TD-Linux> wait, a Wisconsin ID card?
<aardvarq> TD-Linux: Yeah, they changed the law so you have to be 13 to drive under the influence of alcohol.
<TD-Linux> aardvarq: uhh... you are kidding, right?
<aardvarq> TD-Linux: When I say that, in Wisconsin, it is illegal for a person under 13 years of age to operate a motor vehicle while intoxicated, I am not kidding.
<TD-Linux> I'm uncomfortably close to Wisconsin :/
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<Michael_V> I guess that show you shouldn't drink and compute
<Michael_V> Or else in #tcpa you will end up pregnant
<Michael_V> That made sense before I typed it...I am going to blame the wisdom teeth for that
<aardvarq> Michael_V: don't type with your teeth
<BrandonW> At least not until you're healed.
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<Hunterkll> Anyone know how I can aquire a full BDU ?
<ryantmer> a full brain-dead user?
<Andy_J> I think we have several of those in here
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<@efneTI86> Quote 610 added* Andy_J wins at life
<+ryantmer> lol
<+MrT2> lol
<+ryantmer> i think by saying "lol", MrT2 and I have established that we are two of said brain-dead users.
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<+[cdi]> aww, all the kick ass people are dutch or from texas
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<Ox40> well, i guess #tcpa is where the funs at.... -.-
<benryves> It's mid-afternoon and baking over here... I think everyone has either retreated to concrete bunkers deep below sea level, or just melted. :\
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<+sjrberg> Holy...
<+sjrberg> My screen is almost entirely filled up with
<+Michael_V> =P* etaonrish sets mode: +o Michael_V
<@+Michael_V> I'll fix that.
<@+Michael_V> Now your screen will become almost entirely filled up with
<@Michael_V> instead.
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<Dantes> people who eat babies are interesting
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*** [CalcMaze] eggdrop v1.6.17
<EFnet> [UP 365 days, 00:33]
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<aardvarq> Yeah I hate moldy calculators.
<aardvarq> Or, as they are traditionally called, bleucalcs.
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<+Captain_A> how do i burn an iso to a disk?
<aardvarq> Captain_A: do you have a cigarrette lighter?
<aardvarq> You'll also need a circle of aluminum foil large enough to cover one side.
<aardvarq> 50 lbs of flour is good, but optional
<aardvarq> Captain_A: Okay, preheat your microwave to 350deg.
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<Seth_F> OMG
<Seth_F> SOMEONE COSPLAYED AS A SAVE POINT THIS YEAR
<Seth_F> and I saved my progress =x
<Seth_F> i tapped him
<Seth_F> and he spun around and made saving noises
<Seth_F> "Your progress has been saved, don't forget to save often!"
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<aardvarq> wb just died
<sjrberg> You just died!?
<sjrberg> You came back from the dead?!
<sjrberg> AARDVARQ CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!!
<aardvarq> Actually I was talking about channel 6.
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<+_AnyKey_> damnit I need something to do
<+i_c-Y> _AnyKey_: so you want something productive?
<+_AnyKey_> something entertaining
<+i_c-Y> whack off.
<+_AnyKey_> ...
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* Titanic was kicked by efneTI85 (flood)
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<+i_c-Y> masturbation is my answer to everything.
<+i_c-Y> well, almost everything.
<+i_c-Y> the other response is a shotgun.
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<+Michael_V> aardvarq: Pretend I just kicked you
<+Michael_V> You deserve it
<aardvarq> !k aardvarq inappropriation of inappropriatenessaardvarq was kicked by efneTI86 (aardvarq: inappropriation of inappropriateness)
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<+[cdi
awy]> oh hell, I need to fis my nicklist. Kick me
<Andy_J> !l [cdi
awy]
<+[cdi
awy]> l?
<Andy_J> !k [cdi
awy]* [cdi
awy] was kicked* [cdi
awy] has joined
<Andy_J> yes, l.
<Andy_J> it's better than k.
<JMan> ...except at kicking people.
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<aardvarq> Andy_J: Did you know that in Great Britain, what they call a "boob tube" is what we Americans refer to as a "tube top"?
<aardvarq> I learned that in a Japanese dictionary.
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<+[cdi
awy]> !k mokomull
<+[cdi
awy]> why don't I get kicked ^.^
<aardvarq> [cdi
awy]: you spelled k wrong.
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<+[cdi
awy]> [ this isn't the first time I have disassembled a mouse that was plugged into a comp ]
<aardvarq> [cdi
awy] suddenly dies by fribulating his heart with +5vDC.
<+[cdi
awy]> x.x
<Andy_J> CLEAR!
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* [cdi
awy] backhands his Mac into next week "FORMAT THE DAMN DICK"
<+[cdi
awy]> *DISK
<+[cdi
awy]> You didn't see that
<aardvarq> [cdi
awy]: the mac refuses to format your "floppy"?
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AM: * [cdi
awy] backhands his Mac into next week "FORMAT THE DAMN DICK" AM: [cdi
awy]: >.> AM: [cdi
awy]: *DISK AM: [cdi
awy]: You didn't see that AM: * Spengo goes to format his dick to ntfs
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<i_c-Y> stop faking quotes.
<- this quote is faked.
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<+Spengo> why is there so much half assed fake magic out there
<+Spengo> I just wanna throw fireballs and stuff
< andy
mac2> press B
< andy
mac2> hold it and you can run fast, too
<+Spengo> and if I wear a raccoon suit I can fly, I know
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_AnyKey_ loves blendersjrberg: At first I thought he said he loves BenderBrandonW: Or he loves his blender..._Digital: like blender.org?BrandonW: Can't a guy have a relationship with a household applicance anymore?!BrandonW: WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!aardvarq: I love benders too.
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<aardvarq> Someone in a non-calculator channel on a completely different IRC network just said "hi netham" and when I read it I was like oh sh$@*.
<aardvarq> But then I noticed he said "hi nathan"
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<sjrberg> Hey Andy
<Andy_J> hi
<sjrberg> wassup?
<Andy_J> the ambient temperature in my room
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<aardvarq> what's a good mailreader for windoze?
<Andy_J> opera! :)
<Andy_J> seriously though, I just use OE.
<aardvarq> crap somebody quick what are the arguments to +ban
<aardvarq> aaah I'm panicking can't remember
<aardvarq> but seriously, I still need to ban andy for using oe
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<Tahben> She is very well. I think we are over the new mom panic phase.
<+KevinJB> Tahben = father?
<aardvarq> Females are generally referred to as "mother"
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* +DrDnar remembers the mouse in Japan that was federalized with two eggs
<aardvarq> What is federalized?
<aardvarq> The Japanese devised a mouse with an equal balance of separation between national and regional government?
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<Tahben> alrighty. tah's kid's first domain registered.
<sjrberg> and the kids is how old?
<Tahben> she's 2.5wks now
<Tahben> her shell, currently, is the swaddling blanket :^)
<+Spengo> babies @_@ now you need to make another one so you can help us take over the world with calculator nerds
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<aardvarq> I love this fortune.
<aardvarq> Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?
<[cdi]> aardvarq... that is... ow...
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<Spengo> did you borninate the baby yet?
<Tahben> she's 2.5wks now
<Tahben> her shell, currently, is the swaddling blanket :^)
<DrDnar> Oh, you named a new shell after her?
<Tahben> he didn't say bourninate.
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<+BrandonW> TASM's the devil...
<+BrandonW> You know what else is the devil? USB.
<aardvarq> BrandonW: you know what else is the devil? Satan.
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<aardvarq> 30g
<sjrberg> 30 gigs?
<aardvarq> No, 30 gilobytes
<+i_c-Y> 30 niggabytes >.>
<+i_c-Y> 1 niggabyte = 3/5 of a byte
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aardvarq: sjrberg: it's a 2.5" IDE drive of mine that I made into USB by soldering it to a plastic spork.aardvarq: and ordering a USB drive enclosureaardvarq: And cutting holes for the spork to come out of.sjrberg: lol
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<Andy_J> note that the hungarian government was dugg.
<+KevinJB> yeah well digg didn't do that actually, what happened was
<+KevinJB> people wrote tons of scripts to cheat because it 's so incredibly easy to
<+KevinJB> and so there are probably about a thousand machines running a script to vote very other second or so
<+KevinJB> For example, I have voted 43 times.
<Andy_J> Just like GraphiTI last year!
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<+KevinJB> my mistake of her being male was completely justified as i didn't know her
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<aardvarq> KevinJB: So you are saying that you saw someone you didn't know in a calculator channel on efnet on IRC and you just ASSUMED that they were male?
<+KevinJB> well, yes, i did
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<aardvarq> everybodyduck*** efneTI89 has quit IRC*** efneTI89 has joined #tcpa
<aardvarq> That was painless.
<aardvarq> All clear!*** efneTI89 has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
<aardvarq> never mind bot crashed
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<Andy_J> how big is a dual layer DVD? 9.5GB or something?
<aardvarq>
<-------------------( )------------------------->
<aardvarq> careful, cause it may be off-balance when it gets spun up.
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<Seth_F> Teal'C: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you."
<aardvarq> Teal'C is Iraqi?
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<+BrandonW> My favorite [Stargate SG-1 quote] is "Teal'C changes sides more than I change the oil in my car."
<aardvarq> you guys add quotes more often than I change the oil in my car
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<+BrandonW> 200 might be slightly funny in a few years, but I was NOT in the mood tonight.
<aardvarq> !qsay 200
<@efneTI86> 200:
<...>
<aardvarq> BrandonW: did someone hit you in the face with a pie tonight?
<+BrandonW> Episode 200 of SG-1...
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i_c-Y 1 MORE AND THE 666 is upon us
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Okay, we jumped the shark. Everybody go home.
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* aardvarq throws away efneTI86's stash of drugs* aardvarq gives efneTI86 some fresh hash
<aardvarq> Okay, bot has been rehashed.
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i_c-Y is downloading wolfstein ET[cdi]: ET?i_c-Y: enemy territoryi_c-Y: quake wars :Di_c-Y: its freei_c-Y: therefore i can afford it
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<+Michael_V> DarkAuron: Where can I find this game?
<DarkAuron> GBA game at least, PS2 too I think
<DarkAuron> it's called The Bible Game
<+Michael_V> I have no GBA
<DarkAuron> well you can always pirate the GBA version
<+Michael_V> I wouldn't pirate a bible game
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<+_3fg> religious discussion in a programming channel?!
<+_3fg> I will not stand for it!* _3fg sits down.
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<Dantes> m00
<Dantes> Are you there, Ben?
<aardvarq> Is Ben a cow?
<benryves> Yes and no.
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<aardvarq> E-J: It's hard to write a program, in basic or asm, that can read what's stamped on the back of the calculator.
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< WaQaR> hey guys 89 does everything in maths?
<+BrandonW> Yes, it does.
<+BrandonW> And glk, quiet. You can't help this one.(you had to be there...)
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<+Captain_A> MASHED POTATOES!
<+BrandonW> Translated: hello.
< Tahben> awesome, Captain_A+
<+Captain_A> yayyy
<+Captain_A> i got a plus
<+Captain_A> which translates to hi brandonw
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* mokomull copies 2B of JPop onto his SD card :)
<@mokomull> at 3.2MB/s...
< Andy_J> two bytes, mokomull ?
<+Spengo
hw> lol!
< DarkAuron> haha
<@mokomull> Andy_J: ehr... 2GB :)
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<STEPHEN41> dude im gonn have an associates degree b4 i graduate
<ryantmer> hopefully not in english
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<+_3fg> Should I take a nap or write a DS game?
<smart> What kind of game would it be?
<Nikky> It's a game where you run around and kidnap goats.
<Nikky> And then sell them to frats
<+BrandonW> I have ALWAYS wanted to run around and kidnap goats. But alas, that's probably illegal or something, so I'd like to live out my fantasy on the DS.
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<BrandonW> Get this +v thing off me! I want to look like a halfop who responsibly never uses his powers!
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< smart> I didn't know EFNet did halfops.
< Andy_J> smart: they don't
< Nikky> It doesn't
< Andy_J> but the bots do
< Nikky> but the bots do
< Nikky> stop that andy :)
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<+BrandonW> So just what is it that I CAN do as +v?
<+BrandonW> Other than look inferior?
< Andy_J> BrandonW: change the topic
< Nikky> kill people
< sjrberg> You can look inferior =P
<+BrandonW> I don't need +v to kill people. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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<dan1son> !q Dan Koester
<efneTI86> 406: Not Acceptable [Added: Andy_J at 2005/12/20 20:14]
<Andy_J> wtf
<sjrberg> That's just bizarre
<dan1son> oops
<dan1son> !google Dan Koester
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<sjrberg> !t ack to school with #tcpa! : Congratulate our new ops: DarkAuron, E-J, tr1p1ea, JoelS, benryves, and Ox40! : The tubes are clogged!
<sjrberg> Whoops
<sjrberg> Should it be "ack to school" or "back to school"? ;)
<aardvarq> sjrberg: No, "Don't take cr"
<aardvarq> take out 0x40 too, that was a troll :)
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<Spengo> patchign takes too much cpu
<dan1son> patching?
<aardvarq> dan1son: patchign is swedish for spyware
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<slight> prepare yourselves.. for i speak.* slight points to blankie.
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* smart_ kicks sjr.
<sjrberg> smart_: ? =\
<smart_> Woops, I meant "kisses".
<smart_> :-D
<E-J> kick or kiss, almost same
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<ryantmer> i love models
<ryantmer> er, the plastic kind
<ryantmer> -the ones you build. from a kit.
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<aardvarq> [11:44:26] Lag from server: 221 sec(s)..
<aardvarq> Hello?
<aardvarq> I probably think I'm in the middle of a conversation that ended two hours ago.
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<aardvarq> I live in a wiki.
<aardvarq> Apparently.
<BrandonW> That's a fascinating concept.
<BrandonW> Nah, it'd get abused.
<aardvarq> Yeah, 1.4 million people would post misleading comments next to my door about the elephant population.
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<Spengo> an 11kg salami is supported by a...
<Spengo> sometimes you gotta love physics questions
<MikeKnoop> an 11kg salami is obviously supported by 2 sausagelink ropes, each with a capacity of 5.5kg
<KevinJB> O_O
<KevinJB> wtF
<E-J> Spengo: in some exam of one dynamics I course in my university they had question which started about like this "Taliban shoots with his bazooka from 3000m to Buddha statue in front of him"
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<KevinJB> everyone hide the crap the popo is here
<_Digital> I don't see Michael_V anywhere
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<DSP_Lord> "!qadd" then what?
<_Digital> the quote
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<yantmer>: I prefer my lsd though...
<ryantmer>: er, LCD
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<Captain_A> I regret that I have but one life to get kicked from #tcpa for yelling at glk [note: this was after glk randomly messaged Captain_A with a link to his website, then refused to explain why]
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<JoelS> andy
log, on a touchy subject, perhaps the london bombings did it on 7/7 for international date reasons? ;/
<JoelS> (They didn't want americans to be confused... "Wait, 7/6 is JULY?")
<JoelS> er, see I can't even make a funny quote right.
<JoelS> "Wait, 7/6 is JUNE?"
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<_Digital> its Windows, don't ask questions or you'll anger it
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<moko
pda> and my PDA shall die any minute now
<sjrberg> D'oh
<moko
pda> I'm at 1% batt life for like 20 min now
<sjrberg> Hah]
<moko
pda> it's like Hanukkah with electochemical energy
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* DSP_Lord thinks emo kids need to die
<+Spengo> DSP_Lord, they take care of that themselves :P
<+DSP_Lord> i know, that's what's great about it
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<aardvarq> Nikky: no more treebeard.
<aardvarq> treebeard is dead
<aardvarq> He was killed by floodwaters during the attack on Saruman's tower.
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<+Spengo> time for boring theology class
<leofox> theology is usless
<leofox> leofox is the only god out there
<leofox> period
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<+prime38> aardvarq: draw me a state diagram please
< aardvarq> (kentucky)--->(ohio)--->(north carolina)
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(see q 711)
<+prime38> that doesnt seem infinite
< aardvarq> Oh, you wanted the diagram of my infinite state machine?
< aardvarq> Here, lemme paste.-!- aardvarq has quit [excess flood]
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< Netham45> my computer is making weird noises...
< Nikky_Jr> netham
< Nikky_Jr> you don't stick twinkies on top of your CPU to warm it
< Nikky_Jr> because then they get sticky and melt
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<aardvarq> Ah, an idea for a children's novel. The little endian in the computer. When you open the case, the CPU comes to life.
<aardvarq> Never mind that's a dumb idea.
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* andy
log goes back to reviewing how to use "guages" in J2ME and studying the radio interference patterns of cows
<@tr1p1ea> depends on their power rating
<@tr1p1ea> some cows have quite a large range
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<Michael_V> whew...for a moment I thought the topic read "JoelS is sexiest"
<Michael_V> Which would be a total lie, as I have TWO graphing calculators with the orange DS slide cases.
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<Nikky_Jr> You make English teachers cry
<tr1p1ea> time to reset Nikky_Jr again :\* tr1p1ea flicks the switch on Nikky_Jr's back* Nikky_Jr experiences mother duck impression* Nikky_Jr bonds with DarkAuron
<tr1p1ea> awww
<tr1p1ea> the ugly duckling
<Nikky_Jr> I hate you all
<tr1p1ea> man everytime we reset him, he hates us quicker and quicker
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<Captain_A> Captain Crunch could draw all over you
<Nikky> Cap'n Crunch causes kidney cancer
<Captain_A> It's god damn worth it
<Captain_A> any cereal that good better give me cancer
<Captain_A> I wouldn't feel right if it didn't
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<Captain_A> I just found out my ex girlfriend is bi
<Captain_A> I wish I hadn't dumped her now
<Nikky> Captain_A: that's not a bad thing
<DSP_Lord> he said ex... it's a bad thing
<Nikky> unless, of course, she decides she likes girls more than you
<Nikky> then you should kill yourself
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<MikeKnoop> I need to work on my grammer.
<aardvarq> Yeah and your spelling.
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<aardvarq> !qfind efneTI86: can you think of any reason why I can't smoke in #tcpa?
<efneTI86> No matches
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<prime38> KevinJB: you are a jerk
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<MikeKnoop> I'm faster than the speed of bot.
<BrandonW> That's not that fast.
<Spengo> not really :/
<MikeKnoop> Way to rain on my parade
<BrandonW> Whoa, what was that?! Did MikeKnoop just fly by?
<BrandonW> Man, he's fast...
<Spengo> faster than a speeding bullet
<Spengo> faster than ten fast men!"
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<BrandonW> People are stupid.
<Spengo> I say n00b
<Spengo> but it's the same thing essentially
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<andy
log> we're warwalking with our cantennas in mobile computing today
<+KermMarti> word
<+KermMarti> that's hot
<sjrberg> !k KermMarti Get out Ms. HiltonKermMarti was kicked by efneTI86 (sjrberg: Get out Ms. Hilton)
<Nikky> owned
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<+davr> this is the internet, you can say ass
<Nikky> unless michael_v is around
<Nikky> when we're all held to amish standards
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<K_Jong-Il> Surprise!
<+Ox40> OOH! for Me?!
<K_Jong-Il> Yep, we've been working on them for a while
<K_Jong-Il> You live near Madison?
<+Ox40> *shrug*
<K_Jong-Il> My gift will be launching shortly
<+Ox40> ?!???
<Andy_J> *wong* Nuclear launch detected.
<K_Jong-Il> *BAM* NORTH KOREAN NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST
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<smart_> aardvarq: I'm naked. Waiting for you. In the closet.
<aardvarq> _3fg: I'm out of staples. Wanna run over to the closet and grab some for me?
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<KevinJB> I was about to say "Well shoot I'd screw smart_ for a hotpocket" but then I remembered this is the internet and I can't just deny I said it later.
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<BrandonW> I scratch it raw.
<BrandonW> I don't care if I lose it...it feels good.
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* davr then proceeds to upload viruses and porns
<+BrandonW> I miss that calculator pr0n.
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<JoelS> Bob Saget is the most vile human being ever
<BrandonW> *gasp*
<BrandonW> Why?
<JoelS> Have you seen the Aristocrats?
<BrandonW> No.
<JoelS> Then just smile and nod.
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<Gambit_> http://www.ghostresearch.org/ghostpics/ it's halloween today!
<Gambit_> (^ photos of the supernatural, if you believe in them)
<Nikky> Are there photos of you online?
<Nikky> Because then I'd believe that the supernatural exist
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<BrandonW> If it's not on ticalc.org, it doesn't exist.
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<slythe> BrandonW: I love that quote
<BrandonW> Which quote is that?
<slythe> !qadd
<BrandonW> If it's not on ticalc.org, it doesn't exist.
<efneTI86> Quote 736 added
<slythe> it's #736
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<+MikeKnoop> wtf is OOP
<+slythe> poo spelled backwards
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<MikeKnoop> we should have a discussion
<BrandonW> About what?
<MikeKnoop> Politics
<+BrandonW> I rather enjoyed that episode of SG-1.
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* smart_ puts his fingers on BrandonW's mouth and makes him smile.
<MikeKnoop> ew?
<smart_> Are you not sure if it's disgusting?
<smart_> That was a question, right?
<MikeKnoop> Im not sure
<MikeKnoop> I lean homosexual
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* Alex10819 is now known as AlexSleep* smart_ hops in bed with AlexSleep
<Nikky> Is there room for one more?
<DSP_Lord> dogpile in AlexSleep's bed!
<smart_> Hmm
<smart_> Yea, only if we pile on.
<MikeKnoop> there is a strict dresscode
<DSP_Lord> oh?
<MikeKnoop> socks only.
<Tyler2> Sometimes I wonder why I actually read this
<smart_> Tyler2: It turns you on.
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<Nikky> Anyone watching TNN right now?
<smart_> No
<smart_> Unless...
<smart_> That means
<smart_> "The Naked Nikky"
<smart_> THEN YES
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<efneTI86> [rivereye] Is it time to go fishing?
<slythe> rivereye: you mean phishing?
<Nikky> mmm
<Nikky> phishing
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<slythe> is it better for a keyboard to say "return" or "enter"?
<BrandonW> There's a joke in there somewhere, I know it.
<slythe> BrandonW: no, i'm trying to change topic/start flamewar
<BrandonW> But there's a joke I could tell, I just can't put my finger on it.
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<BrandonW> Maybe I should be quiet so normal talk can settle in.
<sjrberg> Normal talk?
<sjrberg> In here?
<sjrberg> Pfft
<sjrberg> That's crazy talk!
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<MikeKnoop> I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.
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<jib> MikeKnoop: asexual means it doesn't do anything
<MikeKnoop> psh, semantics!"
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<+_AnyKey_> exactly my point
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<BrandonW> Will this routine never end?!
<tr1p1ea> lol BrandonW :)
<tr1p1ea> "This is the routine that never ends, yes it goes on-and-on my friend!"
<tr1p1ea> "BrandonW started disassembling it, not knowing what it was"
<tr1p1ea> "And he'll continue disassembling forever just because..."
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<slythe> 89hw.txt is johan borg
<slythe> j89hw.txt is johan eilert
<slythe> that's crazyDSP_Lord> meh
<jib> yeah
<jib> "We are the eilert. Resistance is futile" just doesn't have the same ring to it
<DSP_Lord> lol* slythe smacks jib
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<slythe> I just got a random IM from a friend:
<slythe> "damns control water flow right?"
<slythe> so I said "no, dams do"
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<Captain_A> aloha
<Captain_A> Anyone know what the abbreviation oem means?
<_3fg> you're leaving?
<_3fg> awesome!
<Captain_A> I die a little each time you speak to me _3fg
<_3fg> I'm so happy
<_3fg> Captain_A: one of the definitions of "aloha" is "goodbye"
<_3fg> so stay true to your word
<_3fg> and leave
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<sjrberg> ...
<BrandonW> You know, I really think that's overused.
<smart_> It's mine.
<smart_> sjr stole it.
<Nikky> sjrberg is a loser
<tr1p1ea> no he is not!
<jib> wtf did he do?
<jib> apart from sit here saying "..."
<Nikky> Nothing really :)
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<JoelS> I said install mirage OS and he installs a mirage OS game.
<JoelS> That's like saying "Install windows xp" and you installing Starcraft.
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<smart_> CC# Requested: 4122-3915-0993-6018 11/07 VC: 022
<MikeKnoop> maybe change your name to Notsmart_?
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<KevinJB> it's over 9000!!!
<DSP_Lord> what's over 9000???
<Killerpla> yea what's over 9000?
<smart_> 9001
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<MikeKnoop> I downloaded the song
<MikeKnoop> the ablum is (tears for fear cover)
<MikeKnoop> are there 2 different versions of the song?
<Zeromus> Tears for Fears did the original!!!
<Zeromus> that is what a cover is!
<Zeromus> *dies*
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* Zeromus is now playing Rush - Animate, have a nice day!
<DSP_Lord> lol* DSP_Lord gives Zeromus the finger
<Zeromus> what?
<Zeromus> why?
<DSP_Lord> that's what I think of your nice day!
<Zeromus> ah
<Zeromus> it's an autogen
<slythe> you were missing a finger on your left hand, Zeromus
<DSP_Lord> XD
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* Zeromus is now playing with slythe, have a nice day!
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<JoelS> !k Spengo stop saying n00b about politics
<Nikky> (better kick a democrat to be balanced)
<JoelS> !k joels fuckin democrat
<JoelS> !k joels language
<smart_> !k JoelS Abuse of power * smart_ was kicked by efneTI86 (Yeah, like that was ever going to happen :P)
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<+MikeKnoop> can you imagine how much voter turnout would increase if you did it over the internet?
< Andy_J> Yes, I can.Andy_J> Everyone would vote.
< Andy_J> And by everyone would vote, I mean someone will vote on behalf of everyone.
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<MikeKnoop> So is it possible to do drop shadows in CSS?>
<Nikky> MikeKnoop: Sure, hide behind a building
<Nikky> And you'll be in the shadows
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<chronomex> oh noes
<chronomex> the party is messing with my wreless reception
<chronomex> stupid waterbags...
<Sir_Lewk> the party?
<chronomex> yes downstairs
<Sir_Lewk> waterbags?
<chronomex> Sir_Lewk: yes, people are bags of water
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Netham45 is now known as N
Depress
<Sir_Lewk> are you going to start cutting yourself?
<Sir_Lewk> because that hurts
<smart_> Ok.. someone bring out the "lawn" joke.
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<Nikky_Jr> Do you know what real life is?
<Captain_A> In a space ship?
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<LewkSkywa> I'm a Future Business Leader from America!
<DSP_Lord> oh god
<DSP_Lord> we're screwed
<_Digital> yup
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<tiff_> kiss me LewkSkywa
<LewkSkywa> I got over you a while ago tiff_* tiff_ has quit IRC (*sob*)
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<_Digital> Nikky will be timing out in a few minutes
<LewkSkywa> did you calculate that?
<LewkSkywa> or is that just a prediction?
<_Digital> I can see the future* Nikky has quit IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<LewkSkywa> holy crap
<LewkSkywa> you can see the future* DSP_Lord bows to _Digital's psychic powers
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<DSP_Lord> we're still waiting for MV to come back
<Patrick_D> how do you know that I am not actually MV in disguise?
<DSP_Lord> cuz you would have kicked us by now
<Patrick_D> DSP_Lord: ok, that is a good reason
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<smart_> I just stole my girlfriend's chicken wrap out of the fridge :-/
<DSP_Lord> ...
<DSP_Lord> girlfriend?
<smart_> Hope she won't mind tomorrow!
<smart_> Yes...
<smart_> Oh wait...
<smart_> I mean.. I'm gay!
<DSP_Lord> pwned!
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<sjrberg> !k smart_ There's a line, and you just flew by it.* smart_ was kicked by efneTI86 (sjrberg: There's a line, and you just flew by it.)* smart_ has joined #tcpa
<smart_> Weeeeee!* smart_ looks down at the city as he flies over it!
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<sjrberg> G'night all
<phrenia> hey sjrberg
<phrenia> er
<phrenia> bye, sjrberg
<phrenia> I get them easily confused
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<glk> I use a TI-89T. Ask if you want my data on it
<Nikky> do you have data on how easy it is to open the case?
<Nikky> when compared against a traditional TI-89 case?
<glk> no
<Nikky> I'd be much interested in such data
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<efneTI86> [Netham45] help me take over the world of IRC
<chronomex> Netham45: you can start with /quit
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<smart> Spengo: Can the penis be "interacted with"?
<Tixer> its just a joystiq
<smart> Haha
<Tixer> it should move 360, and have an R3 button
<Spengo> I
<3 my joystick :)
<Nikky> joystick just sounds wrong
<Spengo> xD
<Nikky> You have quite the joystick there Spengo, is it 6 button?
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(originally 768)
<DSP_Lord> !qadd * chronomex is *this close* to doing /ignore agent_99
<DSP_sleep> how close is this close?
<chronomex> very close...* DSP_sleep holds out his finger and thumb with a minute distance between the tips
<DSP_sleep> that close?
<chronomex> mmhmmm
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<Sir_Lewk> I now officially hate unicorns...
<Zero_zZz> why?
<Sir_Lewk> I was killed by one in NetHack
<Dan_E> Because their mythological existence created a market for narwhale tusks, driving them near to extinction?
<Dan_E> Oh
<Sir_Lewk> I was doing rtather well to
<Sir_Lewk> Dan_E: Really?
<Dan_E> No, I just made that up. But maybe.
<DSP_Lord> XD
<Sir_Lewk> wouldn't surprize me
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<tr1p1ea> DSP_Lord, please dont swear in here
<DSP_Lord> why do i have this awful feeling that i'm about to get kicked?
<smart> !k DSP_Lord You're psychic?* You were kicked by efneTI86 (smart: You're psychic?)
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<sjrberg> [N] CTCP FINGER request by Spengo at 10:33pm.
<sjrberg> [N] CTCP BOOOGER request by Spengo at 10:33pm.
<sjrberg> =X
<Spengo> xD
<DSP_Lord> XD
<sjrberg> 0.o
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* Spengo has returned* sjrberg runs!* DSP_Lord hands sjrberg a one-way ticket to Timbuktu
<+DSP_Lord> use that instead
<+Spengo> muahahaha
<+Spengo> I nuked that place yesterday
<+Spengo> sjrberg dies of nuclear winter
<+DSP_Lord> nuclear witner ftw!
<Tahben> witner, indeed.
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<+Spengo> I bet Nikky is jealous
<Nikky> I am?* Nikky stabs Spengo
<Nikky> What am I jealous of?
<+Spengo> Nikky wants to be a sattelite when he grows up
<Nikky> *sob*
<Nikky> Don't hate me because I'm different
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<elfprince> hey guys, I have a question about phoenix
<elfprince> Patrick^D: (or anyone else for that matter) Im trying to compile Phoenix for the 86, and it compiles fine, and the distributed 86p runs fine, but if I recompile, it just displays garbage on the 86's screen and turns it off
<Patrick^D> elfprince, you need to type "patrickd r00lz the world" 50 times in a row before compiling
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<_3fg> firefox bug = yay
<KevinJB> _3fg that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, EVER
<_3fg> because you're used to the sound of your own voice, yes?
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KevinJB: Did I just quit? KevinJB has left leofox: time paradox!
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<chronomex> tomorrow's thanksgiving, perhaps all the normal people are travelling?
<sjrberg> #tcpa?
<sjrberg> normal?
<sjrberg> HAH!
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* DarkAuron has quit IRC (Infinity repeatedly denies rumours of plotting with zero to bring down the Universe.)
<jib> infinity plotting with zero to bring down the universe?* jib gets out his calculator
<jib> well, i typed stuff in to my calculator
<DSP_Lord> and?
<jib> i would tell you what i typed, except that there's no infinity character in ASCII
<jib> it's all part of the conspiracy!
<jib> it's true!
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<MikeKnoop> I want that camera.
<DSP_Lord> i want your soul
<MikeKnoop> and if i die before i wake i pray DSP_Lord my soul to take
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<chronomex> I swear, my cat is snoring
<+chronomex> (louder than she does when she snores)
<+chronomex> I would throw something at my cat
<+chronomex> but I don't have anything good to throw
<+DSP_Lord> just throw your cat :P
<+chronomex> I threw my camera bag at hiim
<+chronomex> he basically spun around backwards
<+chronomex> and stared at me
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<JMan_> FYI: XP pro begins to perform slowly after 100 days of uptime
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<Nikky> php suxxors
<elfprince> so does your face
<Nikky> that I do
<Andy_J> trollfight?
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<+Sir_Lewk> BrandonW hates tabs, Communists hate tabs, thus BrandonW == Communist
<+BrandonW> I think that's BrandonW hates tabs, tabs hate communists, thus BrandonW hates communists.
<+Sir_Lewk> well seeing as BrandonW seems to be a person, he cannot possibly be a communist
<+BrandonW> Communists aren't people?
<+Sir_Lewk> correct
<+Sir_Lewk> they are pigs
<+Sir_Lewk> Haven't any of you ever read Animal Farm!?!
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<sjrberg>
<--desktop
<sjrberg_>
<--server
<Nikky>
<-- horse porn
<_3fg>
<-- wants what Nikky has/is
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<Dilbert> These are huge rats
<Dilbert> the size of dogs
<+DSP_sleep> mexican sewer rats
<+DSP_sleep> a.k.a. chihuahuas
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<fairway> hi all how do I check the battery state on ti voyage 200?
<MikeKnoop> 1) Remove batteries
<MikeKnoop> 2) Place battery on tongue
<MikeKnoop> 3) Check for shock
<MikeKnoop> 4) Replace
<fairway> where is it displayed?
<MikeKnoop> It sends a singal to your brain
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<MikeKnoop> KevinJB's blowjobs are worth more than $5
<MikeKnoop> I can attest
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<tr1p1ea> i know a girl that wouldnt go out with her friends cause she was at home coding
<tr1p1ea> she is damn hot too
<tr1p1ea> and not 'nerdy girl -- she'll do' hot
<tr1p1ea> like 'no way can she use a computer' hot
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<Michael_V> girls become boring after a while
<KevinJB> I want to date you but we're sepereated
<KevinJB> You'll find someone
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* Michael_V uses this opportunity to remind the lucky ladies of #tcpa, that yes, he is single.
<Michael_V> Oh wait, there are none here. Rats.* smart will be a lady for the night.* Michael_V runs
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<MikeKnoop> Family + almost significant other
<smart> Family thinks you're hot?
<DSP_Lord> INCEST!
<MikeKnoop> http://photos-475.ak.facebook.com/ip001/v10/[snip]
<DSP_Lord> hey... i dont want to see incest pics
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<MikeKnoop> I find myself at the butt of many jokes
<smart> I think about him all the time.
<smart> In a purely sexual way, of course.
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* smart rolls his balls into MikeKnoop's mouth
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<Andy_J> I should probably wire in more money to epfarms
<aardvarq> Careful, I think the wire got unplugged.
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<tr1p1ea> Andy_J, where are you?* DSP_Lord puts up the Andy_J symbol
<Andy_J> na-na-na-na-na-na na, na-na-na-na-na-na na, ANDY_J!
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<ryantmer> It just stops all of a sudden lately.
<_Digital> leave and join again if you want to test it
<ryantmer> I would, but I can't control it... It does it completely randomly (or at least as random as random can be)
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<Michael_V> I put a paperclip in a wall outlet
<Michael_V> It caught fire and burned with a blue flame
<Michael_V> I slightly melted a spot on my shoe trying to kick it out
<Michael_V> but no one ever noticed (it was a school outlet)
<Michael_V> that was when I was young and stupid :)
<Michael_V> as I recall, 3 years later the outlet in the back of the classroom was still all melted
<+Michael_V> I guess no one used it to notice
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<MikeKnoop> someone, VNC me!
<_Digital> whats your IP?
<MikeKnoop> Does IRC not show it?
<_Digital> that too
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<Andy_J> Hi, I'm Linux.
<smart> Andy_J: Shave your goatee, hipee!
<smart> Hippee?
<smart> How do you spell that?
<smart> Hippie!
<smart> That's it.
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<DSP_Lord> I bet you guys fondle yourselves over camera catalogs
<_Digital> no thats Nikky
<Nikky> we do, yes
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<MikeKnoop> smart, does your girlfriend only like 75-300mm guys?
<smart_> Yea, sorry Mike. Your 18mm won't do.
<MikeKnoop> I'm asking for a new one! I sure hope I get it for christmas.
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<Zeromus> I want a bloody 84+SE
<Nikky> Dunno if the red would go with their ipod styling* DSP_Lord stabs MV and rubs a 84+SE in the blood
<DSP_Lord> nnow it's unholy!
<Nikky> And will throw itself at people who curse
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<Pwny> whats xLIB?
<Zeromus> best drug ever
<DSP_Lord> O.o
<Zeromus> I take a dose every day
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<Zero_Away> [
<-- libraryness ]
<E-J> lochness* DSP_Lord is now known as LochNess
<LochNess> i need about tree fitty
<Nikky> :D
<Nikky> g******** loch ness monster!
<LochNess> yes!* LochNess initiates high five with Nikky
<Nikky> you gave him a dollar woman?* Nikky completes
<LochNess> he tricked me!
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<KeithJ> do you have to pay for IRC monthly?
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* MikeKnoop has quit IRC (cya later)
< andy
log> lies
< allynfolk> !k MikeKnoop I can't kick you because you quit!-!- MikeKnoop was kicked from #tcpa by efneTI86 [Nikky: I can't kick you because you quit!]
< allynfolk> what???
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<TD-Linux> _Digital: learn math ;)
<TD-Linux> .5 pixels/inch
<_Digital> .5*2 is 1
<_Digital> you lean math
<T2> Erm, no
<_Digital> bah
<smart_> .5 pixels per inch would be 1 pixel every 2 inches.
<T2> 2 pixels long @ .5 pixels/inch = 4 incles long :P
<_Digital> I'm busy doing somethign else
<JoelS> Like learning to add before you multiply?
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<Michael_V> Perhaps try wheat instead of white or something
<DSP_Lord> italian herbs and cheese for me
<Michael_V> Maybe your body doesn't like the herbs :)
<DSP_Lord> hey
<DSP_Lord> my body likes herb, tyvm
<Andy_J> not that kind of herb
<DSP_Lord> whoops
<DSP_Lord> my bad
<DSP_Lord> :D* Michael_V is confused
<DSP_Lord> herb == weed
<Michael_V> ah
<Michael_V> I thought it was a plant
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* DSP_Lord/#tcpa initiates high five with Andy_J minutes pass]
<DSP_Lord> don't leave me hanging!* Andy_J/#tcpa looks at his noose
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am: Andy_J: seen god am: efneTI86: Let's not get into a religious discussion, Andy_J am: Zero_zZz: seen satan am: efneTI86: I don't know who satan is.
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am: *** Michael_V was kicked off #tcpa by efneTI89 (Banned: Imposter, GTFO)
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<_Digital> smart is so agreeable he has to be gay, or way too eager to get laid by either sex
<smart_> _Digital: Is that an offer?
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<DSP_Lord> !qsay 742
<smart_> :-/
<smart_> I'm a dirty person
<DSP_Lord> yes you are
<DSP_Lord> you just now realized this?
<smart_> Hahaha
<smart_> No :-(
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<smart_> Whatever you say, daddy-o.
<Netham45> don't say that.
<DSP_Lord> eh?
<smart_> Ok, mommy-o.
<Netham45> don't say that.
<sjrberg> lol
<smart_> Daddy-o, make up your mind.
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<incubus[]> how can I run my A68k .o files on my computer when I compiled them in TIGCC (Ti-89 obviously)
<DSP_Lord> omg... he spoke!
<incubus[]> ?
<BrandonW> Almost, then he went to punctuation.
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* Netham45 burns his dick in a pool of alcohol.
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<+i_c-Y> Tahben loves the goatse.
<Tahben> i_c-Y: - I AM GOATSE
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<sjrberg> sup?* MikeKnoop has joined #tcpa
<Andy_J> the ceiling
<+MikeKnoop> the floor
<Andy_J> MikeKnoop, you're upside down.
<+MikeKnoop> oh!
<+MikeKnoop> the ceiling
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<Headcrab> yeah, I foofled it
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<T2> Cool, I never knew KDE has a nice MacOS like MenuBar
<Nikky> KDE sucks
<BrandonW> You suck.
<DSP_Lord> you all suck
<BrandonW> Straws!
<BrandonW> AAAAAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA...
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<leofox921> i found out why it's good to have USB ports on the front of the computer
<leofox921> i just unplugged my power cable
<leofox921> while trying to remove my mp3 player
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<aardvarq> Do you mind if I ask whether or not I can ask to ask a question?
<aardvarq> Haha I just asked to ask to ask to ask.
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<Netham45> I want to rise from hell.....
<BrandonW> You have.
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<Nikky> digg sucks
<BrandonW> Nikky: and yet you put Scar the Shoals on it.
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* DSP_Lord stabs Nikky in the heart
<sjrberg> Nikky has no heart ;)
<sjrberg> He's a Cylon ;)
<Nikky> And I can't deny it
<Nikky> I have no heart
<Nikky> just a black lump of carbon
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<KevinJB> wtf where is the support link on this site?!
<DSP_Lord> it's hiding from you, KevinJB
<KevinJB> i know this DSP_Lord ... :/
<DSP_Lord> just pointing out the obvious...* DSP_Lord looks over KevinJB's shoulder
<DSP_Lord> OMG!!!111 THERE IT IS!!!111
<KevinJB> stfu
<DSP_Lord> XD
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<Scyne> good trick to get friends angry
<Scyne> unless they're smart
<Scyne> like incubus D:
<incubus[]> THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME SAMRT
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<leofox> chemistry in dutch is so confusing.. all the names are different
<leofox> the element I is actually called jew chemistry babble ...
<MikeKnoop> All you need is a little fire
<aardvarq> MikeKnoop: What are you saying he should do to the jew?
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<MikeKnoop> end of saw I
<aardvarq> I saw saw I* aardvarq chuckles
<ryantmer> I saw saw I. Did you see saw II?
<MikeKnoop> I saw saw II, saw you saw III?
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<Tahben> Wait, you love me, or DSP_Lord. And yes, there is a wrong answer to this question.
<Spengo> oh I know a good answer
<Spengo> "yes"
<Tahben> "you look beautiful today" is a better answer.
<Spengo> does "your nick is beautiful today" work?
<Tahben> doesn't matter what I look like. I AM BYOOTIFUL
<Tahben> I'm especially glowing when doing my taxes
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<DSP_Lord> !seen phrenia
<@efneTI86> phrenia was last seen 64 days ago.
<Nikky> good riddance
<Peter_W> I was talking to him a few days ago
<Nikky> I'm sorry
<Andy_J> He IMs me once in a great while.* phrenia has joined #tcpa
<phrenia> my ears are ringing
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<Nikky> BrandonW: Animal sex tapes
<Nikky> I know the feeling
<Nikky> animals are amazing
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<Captain_A> I am a moron
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<leofox> Roses are red,
<leofox> Violets are blue,
<leofox> In Soviet Russia
<leofox> Poem writes YOU!
<allyn> not funny
<leofox> Roses are red, because i rock
<leofox> allyn gtfo, or suck my
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<Nikky> CS2 is horrible
<prime38> Nikky: do you like anything
<Nikky> I like your mother
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<Andy_J> mokomull, you have been poked.has left IRC (Read error: Operation timed out)
<sjrberg> YOU KILLED HIM!
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<Nikky> pirate
<Spengo> yarrr! send rumz! >:0
<Spengo> >PO
<Spengo> ^smiley with a patch
<Spengo> P)-
-L
<Spengo> ^smiley with a patch and peg leg
<Spengo>
<]P)-
-L
<Spengo> ^now he has a hat too
<Nikky> You have serious mental issures
<Nikky> issues
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<BrandonW> There's always time for talking assembly.
<BrandonW> And jello.
<BrandonW> Room, that is.BrandonW> Wow, I screwed that up.
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<Zeromus> 100% astetic appeal
<benryves> Aesthetic?
<Zeromus> yeah, that one
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<ports-> i used to know more about irc..
<ports-> now i use it for one specific purpose... gathering information
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<Tahben> i go to a private liberal arts college too. i mean, smoking weed in my parents basement, but i guess you could call it a private liberal arts college.
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<prime38> i hope the shaft on the screwdriver is slender enough to reach them
<Beelzebub> We always call you prime "narrow shaft" 38
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<incubus[]> My dad came in one time when I hate goatse up, and he wanted to take me to a psychologist
<Spengo> why did you have goatse up for more than 1/2 a second?
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<Nikky> I can multitask Spengo!
<E-J> i don't think we want more spengos
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Bosh: is this where i get help with my calculator?Tari: you can, yesTari: one of several possible placesglk: Which calc?BrandonW: Not the 89.
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<_Digital> the real reason brittany spears shaved her head is to reduce aerodynamic drag as she plummets from fame
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<PatrickD> BrandonW, perhaps because garbage collecting is just there to annoy you
<PatrickD> you know, so you will be fooled into thinking the calculator helps with sanitation
<PatrickD> but it doesn't"
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<allyn> of course, I think Seth_F wins in the "number of diseases" contest
<Seth_F> Hell, at least I won something
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<MikeKnoop> I AM FUCKNIG 18!!! WOOOOO
<tr1p1ea> !k MikeKnoop swearing
<asmand> err... the appropriate action would have been: happy birthday
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<Tahben> just because my cervix can dilate to 10cm, doesn't mean I'm f'ing stupid.
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<Zeromus> Spengo: were your grandparents related?
<Spengo> yeah they were married o.o
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<smart_> YOU WHORE
<smart_> GET IT UP
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<leofox> million man lan sounds more like 90's web
<leofox> only about a million peers and only men
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<Spengo> yo momma so fat, she's FAT 32!
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<netham45> now I rembember why I stopped coming here
<netham45> a bunch if immature fools
<prime38> ouch* netham45 (~netham45@c-67-190-103-57.hsd1.co.comcast.net) has left #tcpa (grow up)
<Spengo> oh
<prime38> netham45 calling us immature
<Spengo> I thought it was because he was banned
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<Spengo> you should see my bf
<Spengo> O_O
<Nikky> The truth is revealed
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<Zeromus> Anyone recommend a OS X theme?
<E-J> Redmond
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<MikeKnoop> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02u19tF6GAs
<prime38> i want my 24 seconds back
<MikeKnoop> Do you take paypal?
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<incubus[]> Zeromus, I think the main reason Nikky pisses me off is that we cybered, and now it's just akward
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<+chronomex> !seen spengo* Spengo (~Spengo@64.251.244.22) has joined #tcpa
<@efneTI86> Spengo (~Spengo@pool-71-111-180-110.ptldor.dsl-w.verizon.net) was last seen quitting from #tcpa 3 days, 2 hours, 19 minutes ago stating (SPOON!).
<@efneTI86> [Spengo] The Freeman honors us with his presence
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<Nikky> the best part is that I can insult him all the time
<MikeKnoop> over a 3 meg connection
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<ryantmer> That is 100% lollable.
<ryantmer> Therefore:
<ryantmer> lol.
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<_3fg> anyone with cable turn on cartoon network and watch shin chan now
<BrandonW> I'm on it, but I have no clue what it is.
<_3fg> it'll be on in a sec
<_3fg> it's a weird cartoon
<_3fg> one of my old teachers does a voice on it
<BrandonW> I'm already scared.
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<Nikky> I love Fred Meyer
<Nikky> And Costco
<Spengo> I hate costco
<Nikky> psh
<Nikky> lies
<Nikky> who doesn't like buying 6 maglights at once?
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<andy
pvr> I resent where they put Java programmers.
<andy
pvr> But, they are quite right with Perl. =)
<Nikky> Is perl at the top?
<andy
pvr> Of course.
<andy
pvr> wait, almost top
<andy
pvr> Close enough.
<andy
pvr> Perl can sort the list and move itself to the top.
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<Spengo> my roommate has one of those deathly nut allergies
<BrandonW> He's allergic to nuts? And you live with him?
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Barrett_A> does anyone know what i use to configure apache?Barrett_A> on the website it has all of these things that look like shell commands, but i don't think that that's what they areMikeKnoop> I beleived they used the shells from Australian Spotted Tortoises, you'll need to hunt and capture one first, only then can you use it's shell to configure Apache.
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<+chronomex> BrandonW: you are genius
<sjrberg> Don't tell him that!
<sjrberg> You don't need to feed his ego!
<sjrberg> j/k ;P
<+BrandonW> No, no...feed. :)
<sjrberg> OK* sjrberg gives BrandonW his RSS
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<leofox> pfft wal mart
<leofox> evil
<leofox> actually
<leofox> i wished we had them here
<leofox> i love cheap stuff made in bulk
<leofox> with no respect to human rights
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_Digital: ...cause you guys suckAndy_J: and of course, when in Rome...
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<netham45> I have friends irl
<i_c-Y> i dont think youve been to irl
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<Nikky> great
<Nikky> yet *another* person is making a shell
<Nikky> How can you improve that which is perfect?
<BrandonW> Usually we just rely on the fact that people who write BASIC shells won't learn assembly and no one will use it, but then DoorsCS came along.
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<Netham45> I just installed a drive recovery tool, and in big letters, a splash screen came up that says "DIE"
<BrandonW> Now even the computers are telling you to die.
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<DrDnar> Is it bad that I thought [BAF64] was an address offset for 68K assembly?
<Speler> I have no idea
<TD-Linux> that is bad, because it's 5 hex digits
<TD-Linux> what kind of processor uses 20-bit addressing?
<Andy_J> x86 ;)
<Andy_J> You walked right into that one, unless you forgot your sarcasm tags.
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BarrettA> some people are such dorksBarrettA> even in college there are people who just haven't quite matured like a normal human being "har har i have a laser pointer"
<BarrettA> the people who laser pointed me had a green one so i went inside and got my green laser pointer and lasered them backAndy_J> So you were just as immature as they were.BarrettA> yes, but in a different way
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<BarrettA> I don't know if I would just continue thinking that I'm a girl
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<Merthsoft> i want bouncy boobs
<Merthsoft> erm... not like, to own
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<Merthsoft> I wrote a raycaster in Java today :D
<chronomex> ew
<Merthsoft> God dammit, as soon as I say Java, someone always has to say ew
<T2> Ya, eww
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<ports-> you can say anything except the f-bomb
<+Merthsoft> fuck
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<Hunterkll> Seidior: I have a new master in my life now.
<DarkAuron> master chief?
<Hunterkll> I guess master chief is my new master :(
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<Nikky> !k Netham45*** gravsys (gravsys@66-188-115-26.dhcp.mdsn.wi.charter.com) has quit: Read error: Connection reset by peer
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<Kerm
ZZZZ> Nikky == pointy shoes with bells
<ryantmer> Elf?
<Cookiemoo> Do they make noises if I play with them?
<Merthsoft> THere's a lot of Jesters aroung here
<ryantmer> WHAT?!
<ryantmer> Oh, bells.
<DSP_Lord> he said bells, not balls
<ryantmer> Did not see bells.
<ryantmer> Saw balls.
<DSP_Lord> XD
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<tr1p1ea> i ate like a whole pizza tonight
<DSP_Lord> because you were drunk
<tr1p1ea> and because i was hungry
<DSP_Lord> that too, but mostly because you were drunk
<tr1p1ea> yws
<tr1p1ea> yes*
<tr1p1ea> i have 2 pieces of pizza left
<tr1p1ea> you hungry
<tr1p1ea> ?
<DSP_Lord> what're you going to do, DCC me pizza?
<tr1p1ea> i can try
<DSP_Lord> XD
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<Tahben> i've been doing test runs of the birthday cake
<DSP_Lord> oh?
<tari_> note to self: read everything that was just said before thinking
<tari_> I thought y'all was talking about programming a cake
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* tari_ finds a knife and some ketchup
<seidior> tari_: we call that attempted murder where I'm from
<tari_> not if it's for a sausage
<tari_> which it is
<DSP_Lord> XD
<seidior> finally! someone that understands...
<seidior> when I put ketchup on a sausage, people just give me weird looks
<E-JL> that's normal
<E-JL> ketchup or mustard for sausage
<seidior> the ketchup part or the weird looks part?
<seidior> ah
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* DSP_Lord wants sex now* Merthsoft complys.
<_Digital> you DSP_Lord, you took his place?
<_Digital> glad I missed the alpha-rubber competition you two held...
<_Digital> that came out so wrong...
<_Digital> more than it was meant
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<Randomist> I guess whoever gets along with Nikky it's just pure luck or pure charisma.
<Randomist> (or SCO)
<Randomist> I wish they'll just put me on ignore already. :P* Nikky has joined #tcpa* Randomist sees Nikky and cries.
<DSP_Lord> O.o
<Nikky> I would too
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<Omen_96> they said that cause im stupid as hell
<i_c-Y> we noticed.
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<DarkAuron> I just like steamed broccoli by itself
<Zeromus> I like raw broccoli with ranch dressing
<DarkAuron> ranch is gross
<Zeromus> :(
<Zeromus> oh yeah
<Zeromus> well
<Zeromus> steam is gross
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<Nikky> No, the fifth IRC really means "I'm guilty as hell since IRC isn't a democracy"
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<glk> I studied all night to pass my Turing test
<DSP_Lord> heh
<BrandonW> When did you do this?
<glk> Feb 30
<DSP_Lord> that was a while ago
<BrandonW> I thought you were going to say something like 1947.
<DSP_Lord> XD
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<i_c-Y> IE isnt picky about code
<ti-83> Indeed, IE isn't picky. It'll agree to do anything including installing spyware.
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<Shogun0> Is there a significant difference between a ti-89 and a ti-89 titanium?
<Zeromus> One can have sex with 2 calcs at once
<Sir_Lewk> nice
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<i_c-Y>
<i_c-Y> anyone remember what song http://pown.alluc.org/?uid=280 is ?
< ghost love score by nightwish
<i_c-Y> oh wait...
<i_c-Y> that was my question
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<Netham45> hmm, I have an ATA drive. an ATA cable has 3 connectors(1 to mobo, 2 to drive). would it be possible to have 1 drive on 2 mobo's?
<Andy_J> ...Andy_J> Netham45, if you want to let the smoke out of 3 devices, yes.
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<Netham45> hmm, I hate firefox because everyone loves it for trivial things.
<Andy_J> Netham45++
<Andy_J> I can't belive I just did that.
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<i_c-Y>
<patz2009> !qadd
<Barrett_A> I use IE. By far the best browser currently available.* Randomist goes into shock.
<Netham45> did your parents drop you on your head or something?!
< when Netham45 and Randomist are more correct than you, you know you're in trouble.
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<Michael_V> I pay for all of mine...* Michael_V fires up instantly his ARIALS system* efneTI85 has quit (Remote host closed the connection)
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<Spengo> noobs will be noobs
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* patz2009 enters the Matrix* Netham45 enters the matrix too* Netham45 finds patz2009 and stabs him
<Netham45> >(
<Netham45> >) **** sjrberg deletes Netham45 from the Matrix
<sjrberg> muahaha
<Netham45> you can't delete my mind!
<+i_c-Y> yeah, can't delete what doesnt exist
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<+Jon
> HOLY FUCK I HAVE SO MUCH TO SHOW YOU
<BrandonW> !k Jon
holy f**k I have to kick you
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<Nikky> chronomex: fail
<chronomex>
</3 Nikky
<Nikky>
<3 chronomex
<chronomex>
<3 Nikky?* Nikky snuggles chronomex
<E-J> chronomex: that's dangerous thing to say* alex10819 gets the video camera
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<andy
pvr> 06:09:00
< tr1p1ea> seems #tcpa is more about being a jackass than it is about calculators/coding
<andy
pvr> quote for mother-freaking truth
<BrandonW> I resent that.
<Randomist> And I represent that. :P
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<Zeromus> Anyone know of a decent, small, program that can find the BPM of mp3/ogg files?
<Lcphr3ak> count howmany beats are in a minut, and then divide by 60
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<+Captain_A> So you only eat cabbage patch kids?
<Nikky> No
<Nikky> Because they likely have lead in them
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<BrandonW> YES!
<BrandonW> A 2.42 ROM DUMP!
<BrandonW> I AM SO NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT BABY!
<BrandonW> YES!
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<MetalRand> Opera is like a brand-new Coke; it'll be around forever...
<Captain_A> and taste like shitCaptain_A> And is nothing compared to pepsi(ff)Andy_J> ff is more like rc
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<Merthsoft> http://tcpa.aardy.net/quotes/?filter=poop&search=search&channel=tcpa
<-- That's sad
<Merthsoft> there isn't a single tcpa quote with the word poop in it...
<tr1p1ea> its sad that you searched for it
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<prime38> i sat in a chair that was about 2000 years old
<prime38> it was very comfortable, despite being made out of stone
<prime38> you just dont see that kind of slave labor today
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<ports-> our student government, which promotes, academics, would like to see all officers, and members have a 2.5...
<chronomex> ports-: too many commas
<chronomex> decommanate it
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<Andy_J> kevinh90, CHANFIX.
<kevinh90> oh, i forgot efnet has that now
<Andy_J> "now" has only been several years.
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<DSP_Lord> woo
<DSP_Lord> deadness
<Spengwork> BIIICYCLE BIIICYCLE BIIICYCLE I want to ride my BIIICYCLE BIIICYCLE BIIICYCLE I want to ride my biCYcle I want to ride my biiike I want to ride my biCYCle I want to ride it where I liiike
<benryves> *bring bring*
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<Nikky> Anti-microsoft fanboys would use Ubuntu
<Andy_J> I wouldn't. :)
<Nikky> Because you're an enlightened guru. :)
<Andy_J> Wow, a compliment from Nikky ?!
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<Captain_A> Looks like Nikky is trying to get into Andy_J 's pants again
<Captain_A> when will he learn
<Captain_A> those hips do lie
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<Captain_A> i_c-Y: Screw the animals
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<BrandonW> A few hours with this and I already overwrote the OS...
<BrandonW> TI is just too stupid to live.
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<i_c-Y> "
<Speler> It's because nobody loves me."
<- Quoted for the truth.
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<TD-Linux> lies!
<DSP_Lord> ftw
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<patz2009> my friend is having problems creating a zip on os x -_-
<kyevan> patz2009: Your friend is an idiot, I take it?
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<Sir_Lewk> "Happy 14th birthday to Debian, father of Ubuntu!"
<== How is that supposed to make Debian feel?!?
<Netham45> Sir_Lewk, it's supposed to remind Debian to use a condom.
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<Sir_Lewk> I don't suppose kevinh90 is responsible for my router troubles this afternoon? ;)
<BrandonW> About the DCC SEND THIS_IS_A_LONG_MESSAGE stuff?* Sir_Lewk has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<BrandonW> ...oops.
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<NanoWar> I hate the toilets in France...
<benryves> Hm, why? They make good food. :)
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<Sir_Lewk> where is my life?
<Captain_A> Sir_Lewk: Extinct
<i_c-Y> speaking of extinct
<i_c-Y> we wish you were extinct, Netham45
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<patz2009> i jsut cracked open a 9v
<patz2009> lo and behold, 6 AAAAs
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<SPADELOVE> I love you i_c-Y
<i_c-Y> i dont want any of your chinese whore love.
<SPADELOVE> don't cause 'corrosion' between us baby, not after so long :(
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<aardvarq> who is randomist?
<i_c-Y> aardvarq: the government is keeping him alive to harness darwin's grave spinning to power future generations.
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<patz2009> TI >> HP >> Casio
<i_c-Y> patz2009: you cant use bitwise operators / stream operators on companies
<i_c-Y> (well legally anyway)
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<chronomex> !qfind girlfriend
<efneTI86> ... (All of 4 matches)
<chronomex> sorry, didn't expect so many
<aardvarq> It's a hot topic. Like bobsledding in Jamaica.
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* Captain_A is now known as Netham45* efneTI85 removes voice from Netham45* etaonrish removes voice from Netham45* efneTI83 removes voice from Netham45* efneTI86 removes voice from Netham45* gravsys removes voice from Netham45* efneTI89 removes voice from Netham45* efneTI92 removes voice from Netham45
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<i_c-Y> unreal tournament is fairly realistic
<i_c-Y> when you take out the weapons
<i_c-Y> and the unreal ness
<i_c-Y> err
<i_c-Y> yeah its not realistc
<i_c-Y> people do respawn thoguh
<i_c-Y> it just takes 9 months
<i_c-Y> and an irate woman.
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<Spengo> the NSA has a flash site too..
<i_c-Y> a flash site?
<i_c-Y> like chicks flashing their boobs?
<Spengo> like macromedia flash
<Tari> i_c-Y: your idea is called New Orleans at Mardi Gras
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<aardvarq> Wierd. Why didn't my nick completion work?
<+patz2009> PatrickD isn't logged on
<sjrberg> *gasp!*
<aardvarq> patz2009: that's crazy.
<aardvarq> You shouldn't spout crazy lies in #tcpa.
<aardvarq> It's much more probable that my tab key is broken.
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<patz2009> i'm afraid that if I go to sleep i'll miss the 1000th quote
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<efneTI86> Quote 999 added
<DSP_Lord> QUICK
<chronomex> BE FUNNY
<DSP_Lord> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FUNNY
<DSP_Lord> I LOVE LAMP
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<patz2009> I wish my 89 was more like my 84+
<patz2009> then I could have sex with it twice
<DSP_Lord> glk will kill you while you sleep now
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<chronomex> goodnight all
<DSP_Lord> night chronomex
<chronomex> I need to sleep, else I'll never go to bed!
<chronomex> er
<chronomex> whatever
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[patz2009] !quoteurl is for noobs
<efneTI86> http://tcpa.aardy.net/quotes/[patz2009] ,,,
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<i_c-Y> facebook is for hippies and girls.
<i_c-Y> the only thing i would do for facebook is make a goatse facebook
<i_c-Y> linking everything to goatse
<i_c-Y> and see how much lulz that creates
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<Zeromus> OMG Andy__J with an accent :P
<Andy__J> wtf that was not an accent
<Zeromus> if that was not an accent then I am james earl jones
<Andy__J> OMG ITS TEH DARTH VADER
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<PatrickD> I would have kicked directly
<PatrickD> now efneTI86 is further ahead of me in the kick stats!
<DSP_Lord> PatrickD: just kick people at random :P*** PatrickD has kicked DSP_Lord from #tcpa [random kick]
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<_3fg> !k _3fg can I get a what what* _3fg was kicked by efneTI86 (Paul_B: can I get a what what)* _3fg has joined #tcpa
<DSP_Lord> ...
<DSP_Lord> wtf was that all about?
<_3fg> what what* _3fg was kicked by PatrickD (this is your punishment for misusing the !k privilege)
<_3fg> :(
<_3fg> I guess no use is better than misuse
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<efneTI86> [PatrickD] The TI-85 shall reign supreme, always and forever
<tr1p1ea> with pepperoni, bacon, salami and olives?
<_Dig
ghst> tr1p1ea, not all of use choose to ingest out electronic friends...
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<Nikky> BASIC > ASM
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* Dan_E is a high school math teacher
<Dan_E> One of the other math teachers asked me what my high score was in blockdude
<Dan_E> And I got to be like, "Open up Puzzle Pack ... See that part where it says "Dan Englender" on the title screen? THat's my high score"
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<Sir_Lewk> where is the one they call "Randomist"?
<Sir_Lewk> I need a partner in crime
<Sir_Lewk> not sure what the crime is yet though
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<DSP_pda> thats the only thing i hate about the X-Plorer: tiny ass select button :(
<[_
_]> there's a button to select tiny ass?
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<Spengo> hmm, now that you mentioned it
<Spengo> I started drinking when I was like 1 :o
<Spengo> one time, my dad dipped my pacifier in beer
<Spengo> apparently, that weened me off pacifiers 'cause after that I wouldn't have them unless they were dipped in beer first
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<Andy_J> go zips!
<Andy_J> >_>
<DSP_Lord> go huskers!
<TD-Linux> eww zips
<TD-Linux> go 7zips!
<DSP_Lord> pwned
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***chronomex dances on Nikky's lap***Nikky slips a 50 in chronomex's belt[Nikky] 50 pesos[chronomex] new- or old-style 50?[chronomex] damn you!
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<BrandonW> Fo' shizzle my nizzle...
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<prime38> some people in this channel are whores
<prime38> and not the fun nice ones
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<PatrickD> oh no, glk just disappeared!
<PatrickD> I wanted to ask a TI-89 MATH question!
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<Spengo\__> balls ballls balls balls of steel
<Dantes> You know, you people are weird :)
<DSP_Lord> Dantes: welcome to #tcpa :P
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<Nikky> BrandonW: Can I come to take pictures?
<BrandonW> Fully-clothed ones, yes.
<Nikky> dang
<BrandonW> I could pull out the calculators...
<BrandonW> I still want to do that calculator porn site.
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<i_c-Y> Speler: theres always metacafe
<i_c-Y> all those sites consist of 12 year old cam whores talking about their life sucking
<i_c-Y> ive got better things to do than watch that
<i_c-Y> ie masturbate.
<+Captain_A> I prefer to mix the masturbation and the cam whores but maybe thats just me
<i_c-Y> ill qadd that as a warning, Captain_A
<Nikky> !k Captain_A child porn
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<Randomist> How do you unignore everyone at once in XChat?
<Spengo> Randomist, /server unignore ** Quits: Randomist (~PyroSysX@74.197.121.131) (Quit: "Some may say this will be your last farewell." -- Subtle)
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<i_c-Y> Spengo is a weiner connoisseur
<i_c-Y> he knows all the proper condiments
<i_c-Y> and the proper meats
<Spengo> dijon mustard
<i_c-Y> pork, lamb, chicken, beef, human
<Spengo> human baby to be precise
<i_c-Y> DAMN IT Spengo , you sick freak
<i_c-Y> i was talking about PENIS
<Spengo> you gay whore! I was talking about dead babies!
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[patz2009] Where's glk when you need him?
<][> just say the magic word and he will appear
<Netham45> ti-89*** glk (4c08d932@76.8.217.50) has joined #tcpa
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<aardvarq> Strange. I always thought it stood for testicle colon pancreas amputees.
<aardvarq> I had my pancreas out. PatrickD has no colon. And, well, Tahben.
<i_c-Y> she has no prostate
<i_c-Y> or testicles i guess.
<aardvarq> i_c-Y: Yeah, and Netham45 too.
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<i_c-Y> she stops just short of giving us pictures of her bajingo though.
<aardvarq> I didn't know tahben played the bajingo.
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<Telroth> Randomist, ok, but this is how things go:
<Channel> put the gun down, you're going to shoot yourself in the foot
<Randomist> But I won't!* Randomist shoots himself in the foot
<Randomist> Ow! Help!
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<== Expect something big.]
<ryantmer> Netham? Something big?
<ryantmer> Heh... he wishes.
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<Zeromus> I need to see if GHIII for Mac will be Intel or Universal, and what the system requiremments for it are
<DSP_Lord> wait, what?
<DSP_Lord> it's for mac now too?
<Zeromus> PS2, PS3, 360, Wii, Mac, PC, DS
<Zeromus> 'supposedly' PSP, Phones, Your Mom, and _3fg's Pants
<DSP_Lord> i'm so getting the _3fg's Pants version
<_3fg> the _3fg's Pants version will be convient for me
<Zeromus> I'd bet
<Zeromus> annoying as hell
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<Nikky> BrandonW: Son of troll
<BrandonW> Don't call me your son.
<Nikky> Don't talk to your father in that tone of voice, young man.
<BrandonW> "No, BrandonW...III am your father." "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Ben, why didn't you tell me..."
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<][> anyone any good at making X work?
<BrandonW> You set it equal to Y.
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<TheDevil> woo
<Nikky> Hi Sk84Life!
<Sk84Life> yo* TheDevil damns Sk84Life* god saves Sk84Life
<Sk84Life> sweet
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<U-Haul> how about Alaska Airlines?
<Nikky> I like Alaska Air
<U-Haul> no you don't
<Nikky> Yes I do!
<U-Haul>
<Nikky> Alaska Airlines is evil
<Nikky> They fly 737s from SEA to GEG!
<TheDevil> U-Haul: heh
<U-Haul> no, you hate them
<Nikky> including the salmon thirty salmon!
<U-Haul> *snort*
<U-Haul> you win
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*Tari throws dead babies at metalrand* metalrand has quit
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<Netham45> this channel just got really stupid
<][> well... yes... if by 'just' you mean here: * Netham45 has joined #tcpa
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<BrandonW> I left my 89 at work.
<glk> My url has vast 89 data in MATH http://grahamkendall.net/
<BrandonW> lol
<BrandonW> I knew it!
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<@efneTI86> [patz2009_] Look, in the sky! It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's EMO MAN!* patz2009_ puts on a cape* i_c-Y slashes patz2009 's wrists* i_c-Y gets "epic lulz" as patz2009 bleeds to death* patz2009 has quit (Client Quit)
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<Randomist> Hm. Two large things downloading, and eight large things uploading, and I can still stream videos without choppiness.
<i_c-Y> congratulations, your pipe is as fat as your ass
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<patz2009> Since when has being legal been cool?
<Merthsoft> I'm legal
<patz2009> Which proves my point.
<elfprince> *insert joke about mother engaging in illegal activities here*
<patz2009> LULZ elfprince! GREAT ONE!
<Speler> Roflwaffle!
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<Nikky> Hey, I have an idea.
<Nikky> Let's not at like we're 12.
<sjrberg> *gasp!*
<sjrberg> What a concept?
<sjrberg> Nikky you know this _is_ #tcpa right?
<BrandonW> That's unpossible!
<+TheStorm> now why would anyone do that Nikky?
<Spengo> I can't grasp the idea in my brain
<BrandonW> I don't think you can grasp any ideas in your brain.
<BrandonW> Except swords and spaceships.
<Spengo> and boobs
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<netham45> o.o
<netham45> Konqueror is ffassstt
<Tyler2> yes
<_3fg> yep, 2nd only to Opera
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<i_c-Y> everyone knows that C-4 is safe
<i_c-Y> even for children
<patz2009> to use as playdoh?
<i_c-Y> yeah?
<i_c-Y> its near impossible to detonate accidentally
<i_c-Y> besides, patz2009 , if it did kill some people it would be natural selection at work
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[patz2009] The only time 3 breasts are greater than two is when you are counting them
<_krisk_> no not even them
<_krisk_> they are seperate from the usual mathematical logic
<_krisk_> something to do with attention and repulsion theories
<Spengo> what about a hot alien chick with 3 boobs?
<_krisk_> well they could have a different counting systems
<_krisk_> theirs might not count 4 as > 3
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<Netham45> i_c-Y, nothing has anything on you.
<Netham45> because you are the almighty i_c-Y.
<Netham45> you rule the workd.
<+DSP_Lord> haha
<+DSP_Lord> workd?
<Netham45> world*
<Netham45> you are a god, and the rest of us are slime
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<_3fg> There once was a woman with 69 boobs. Her husband said that was 2 2 2 many, so he told her to walk down 51st street 8 times
<_3fg> 6922251*8
<_3fg> when she got back she was 55378008
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<Nikky> durrr, I'm stupid
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<Netham45> "I have contacted my employers, and they have autorized me to offer you a job! They agree with me that you have limitlessss potential..."
<Spengo> you could be head grocery cart pusher in 10 years!
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<Spengone> anyways, to sleeps!
<DSP_Lord> to sleeps!* DSP_Lord downs a beer
<DSP_Lord> wait, we weren't toasting were we...
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<leofox> will i be able to understand wtf i am doing when i'm using it
<aardvarq> leofox: I thought you said you wanted linux.
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<i_c-Y> lol kerm is cybering epic lulz
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<prime38> A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a workstation. hahah
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<Tari_> randomist is like a crack milkshake
<Tari_> really, _really_ bad for you
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<i_c-Y> must
<i_c-Y> stop
<i_c-Y> ircing
<i_c-Y> !k i_c-Y gtfo irc*** efneTI86 has kicked i_c-Y off channel #tcpa: i_c-Y: gtfo irc*** i_c-Y has joined channel #tcpa
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<Randomist> Blame my friends for the MySpace - otherwise I wouldn't have gotten it.
<i_c-y> :P
< seeing as you dont have any friends, id like to see you explain that.
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<BrandonW> WE don't serve their kind here!
<BrandonW> I have a supreme memory. I forget nothing.
<BrandonW> Especially useless movie quotes.
<prime38> too bad that line doesnt fly today
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<prime38> pointless math is the worst thing ever
<BrandonW> Are you sure it's not Netham?
<DSP_Lord> lol
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<Spengo> it was hard the first tiem I did it
<Spengo> this time it was really easy
<Spengo> I sorta had this plan in my head when I went in
<Spengo> I was like, THIS is what I'm going to do this time
<Spengo> just hide behind a giant spike to block that goddamn teleporter attack while shooting it before it's head is opened
<BrandonW> This is cracking me up.
<BrandonW> Reading it out of context, that is.
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<Merthsoft> If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?
<BrandonW> I say we just smack Merthsoft.
<Merthsoft> :(* Merthsoft has quit IRC
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<Spengo> I got about an hour to finish the last half of the 3rd and last essay
<patz2009> someone kick Spengo to motivate him to work on his essay and gtfo IRC ;)
<Spengo> !k Spengo go finish your essay fool*** efneTI86 has kicked Spengo from #tcpa [spengo: go finish your essay fool]
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<Netham45> did yoiu make a steam account yet?
<Speler> I'm on OS X :P
<Netham45> dumbass
<Netham45> bought a mac. :P
<Speler> Netham45, why does that make me a dumbass?
<Netham45> because Im very anti-mac
<Netham45> you didn't do anything to be a dumbass
<Netham45> :D
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<i_c-Y> Ox40: you make randomist look like he belongs in oxford.* Randomist has joined #tcpa
<i_c-Y> speak of the devil
<i_c-Y> Randomist: have you considered applying to oxford?
<Randomist> No.
<i_c-Y> consider it.
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<Spengo> I got kicked for flood but after I went pee
<aardvarq> Yeah you missed.
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<Tari> patz2009, I named a label after you
<patz2009> O_o?
<Tari> fcall(UnlockFlash) \ jr c,Phail
<DSP_Lord> Tari++
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<patz2009> I had to teach my chemistry teacher how to make stat plots today :-/
<patz2009> I swear, all the people in my school are calc-tarded.
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<ti82Man> the gave you the toilet in the ti 82, but not the toilet paper, and just left you hanging...
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* patz2009 pokes glk
<glk> Shields UP
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<Nikky> I saw an Orange DS slidecase on ebay
<Nikky> it seems she stole it from her ex boyfriend
<BrandonW> Die, Nikky.
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<Randomist> "No matter what is accomplished in life, everyone is going to eventually end up in the same place."
<patz2009> Oh no, he's getting philosophical.
<patz2009> We're going to have to put him down.* BrandonW shoots Randomist
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<BrandonW> The C++ has a stack!
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<millinao> The godwin's law of #tcpa: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Portal or The Orange Box approaches one.
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<Netham45> I am a furfag. :(
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<chronomex> are you trying to say that shrek isn't hot?
<Spengo> are you implying you fap to shrek?
<chronomex> yes!
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<Ox40> There is cell padding and cell ____?
<i_c-Y> cell padding, cell spacing, cell alignment
<Ox40> well...
<Ox40> I need ... There is spacing around and spacing within -- what are they both calledi_c-Y> .....
<Andy_J> margin?
<Ox40> DAMN!* Ox40 hugs Andy_J
<DSP_Lord> XD
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<patz2009> Michael_V! Just in time!
<Michael_V> Let's give a rousing, lint-free welcome for none other than Pat Boone!*** Michael_V has quit IRC [Client Quit]
<BrandonW> Don't try to compete with him about being weird.
<BrandonW> He'll win every time.
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<Netham45> I suck typing with my left hand
<Netham45> erm
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* Boredon is now known as Ox40
<Ox40> I was like... "Who the hell is Boredon?"
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<@E-J> iso-8859-1 is all you need, wtf-8 is just for youngsters who think they are cool, but they are not
<@E-J> just like ti-84
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<Ox1F18> You know, this could be a fun game...
<Ox1F18> Guess the meaning of BrandonW's nick!
<Ox1F18> It'll attract visitors.
<patz2009> Like a freak show?
<Ox1F18> Exactly.
<Michael_V> no, like Disneyland for intellectuals
<Michael_V> Mickey Mouse runs up to you and shouts "The factorization of 9,161, quickly!"* Michael_V waits for someone to answer Mickey Mouse
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<leofox> omg its PatrickD
<leofox> beware of calculator discussion
<PatrickD> oh yes, alculators
<PatrickD> i love calculators
<sjrberg> Calculator discussion? In HERE? NEVER! :p
<leofox> Calculator discussion? In MY #tcpa?
<@E-J> calculator, is it something you can eat?
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following countless guesses by Netham...]
<Ox1F18> WHY MUST YOU DRIVE ME NUTS ABOUT THIS?!
<Netham45> I'm driving you nuts?
<Ox1F18> And what does the beginning of E8 touch?
<Ox1F18> THE END OF 1F18!!!!!!!!!!!
<Ox1F18> NOT THE BEGINNING!!
<Ox1F18> YOU SAVAGE!!!Netham makes a few more guesses, then...]
<Netham45> the fields?
<Ox1F18> THE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIELDS!!!!!!!!!* Ox1F18 is now known as BrandonW
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<efneTI86> [Kira] We called it Sin.
<smart> We called it a blowjob.
<Peter_W> I was just about say "of what angle?
<Peter_W> >.>
<Andy_J> I called it arctan.
<Peter_W> err...
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<i_c-Y> i_c-Y: the next american patriot
<i_c-Y> :D
<i_c-Y> we'll see signs and stuff like that hanging off buildings soon
<_krisk_> today on america's next patriot: i_c-Y gets to stay on the island with yet another vote
<Spengo> i_c-Y's gonna free the shit outta you!
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<+TD-Linux> hillary clinton uses an nspire
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<i_c-Y> rm -rf patz2009* patz2009 has quit (Client removed.)
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<Ox40> DONT burst my bubble.
<Ox40> I feel special.
<i_c-Y> you are special. so special you need to go to a special people institute called preschool for adults.
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<+Sir_Lewk> I'm on the interwebz, since when do I spell?
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<Spengo> omgz
<Spengo> I want a penryn
<chronomex> I want a girl named penryn
<chronomex> that'd be hot
<chronomex> seriously, it sounds more like a girl to me than a processor
<NikkyGo> ...
<NikkyGo> Are a CPUtabator?
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<tifreak> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y39gHihP74
<-- makes unborn children cry
<Netham45>
<-- makes *Everyone* cry
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<Netham45> ok, I am ready to blow a midget for a working Vista CD
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<Netham45> !k patz2009 god you are annoying
<patz2009> Why thank you.
<aardvarq> patz2009: Coming from Netham45, that's really not a compliment.
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<millinao> IRC rape is not a joke
<millinao> it happens to atleast 1 person a year
<millinao> and its usually me
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<NikkyGo> big sweaty man asses.* Netham45 drools
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<millinao> im pretty sure that simpsons porn is on the bad parts
<millinao> and who the hell draws that anyway/
<abbrev> i do
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<millinao> as long as we are talking about race, I hate when the mexicans at our school act as if they are inferior and a minority
<jvndrbrg> But... aren't they?
<BrandonW> lol
<millinao> in my school, they are about 1/3 of our school
<jvndrbrg> So it's 1/3 male, 1/3 female and 1/3 mexican?
<millinao> ...
<DSP_Lord> jvndrbrg++
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<Netham45> why must I be the gunie pig?
<aardvarq> cause your fuzzy and cuddly and coo when I get the food bag out
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<Tyler3> My milk went bad, so much for a 1AM snack
<chronomex> awwwTyler3> I had Nesquick too!* chronomex CTCP's Tyler3 some milk* Received a CTCP MILK from chronomex
<chronomex> did it get through?
<Tyler3> ya
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* Spengo\__ feeds saltmiser to a group of horny women who are into vore
<saltmiser> hmm
<saltmiser> as long as I"m ejaculating
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* patz2001 kicks Netham45 in the testicular region* Netham45 feels nothing
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<Berto> "Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime and you could tell me......................... how you do that to another dude."
<Netham45> sure
<Netham45> bring some vasilline
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<jvndrbrg> Who names their kid Kerm?
<NikkyGo> he has this whole fake name thing going for some reason
<jvndrbrg> That's like, "Honey, I REALLY want our baby to get made fun of later in life.. " "Me, too, dear, what about... Kerm?" "It's perfect!"
<DSP_Lord> if i have a son, his name will be Jack
<NikkyGo> Jack?*** DSP_Lord is darksidep@res.rr.com * Matthew Offner
<NikkyGo> haha
<NikkyGo> that's great
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<aardvarq> I have a static IP but I never use it cause it keeps changing.
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<+jvndrbrg> ;p;
<+jvndrbrg> lol
<+jvndrbrg> I guess I should learn to type.
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* Ox40 is now known as _Analog
<aardvarq> !k _Analog Gotta convert #tcpa to all-_Digital by 2008.
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<Ox40> Spengo: I dont 'fap' to 'teeth pictures' either... i was just observing that her teeth make me want to
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<aardvarq> I still lol at ExpertsExchange.com. Other than being the most rediculous excuse for technical tips you have to pay for on the planet, I wonder if they won't get more hits by moving the capital one letter to the left.
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<Netham45> sorry 'bout the flood
<BrandonW> It's alright, Master Chief got them.
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< Netham45>
<-- irresponsible idiot
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<Netham45> magnetic screwdrivers suck while installing hard drives into laptops
<Netham45> laptop now has no data
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* etaonrish sets mode: +b jvndrbrg!*@*.** jvndrbrg was kicked by etaonrish (Banned: 24h for impersonation)
<Sir_Lewk> who was impersonating jvndrbrg?
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<Christop> I'll stop procrastinating tomorrow
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< netham45> I AM A HAPPY HAM!
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<+BrandonW> Now every once in a while, it repeats a character 45 times.
<+BrandonW> What is it about 45?!
<+BrandonW> Does that sound like some sort of keyboard buffer to anyone?
<+patz2009> It's a curse.
<+patz2009> Just look at netham45.
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<netham45> I LOVE MY NEW MOTHERBOARD!!!!!
<netham45> I can OC to hell!
<@E-J> i think we all wish you good luck to your journey to hell
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<i_c-Y> people who visit the same parts of the internet as i do should NEVER be allowed to meet, interbreed, or be allowed to contact humans.
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<Randomist> There's an option in the BIOS called 'Spread Spectrum' - what does that do?
<BrandonW> It spreads the spectrum...
<BrandonW> Duh.
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<Netham45> my iSmoke starts white, but turns to rainbows pretty quick.
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* patz2009
<3 /y/
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< BaretLnx> fedora can install things from .rpms, right?
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<Netham45> I thought that aids left you sterile
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<iFail> Is it okay to make an entire website dynamic in Perl?* iFail is now known as Randomist
<BrandonW> Changing your nick doesn't make those questions seem any smarter.
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<Spengo> Nikky, lol is there anything that isn't lame or suck?
<Spengo> BOOBIES
<Nikky> Spengo: Not that I've encountered.
<Spengo> Nikky, lies, you cannot say boobies are suck or lame and be truthful
<aardvarq> Spengo: Are you retarded? boobies are suckable!
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See #1158
<aardvarq> Oh, and you are retarded for another reason too! If you say boobies are X, and he says "not that I've encountered", this statement is completely plausible, regardless of the value of X.
<aardvarq> So your claim that he is lying is unfounded on two fronts!
<chronomex> haha two fronts :P
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<+Speler> Be more sPacific guys
<+Speler> That was terrible
<i_c-Y> ja
<Netham45> no
<aardvarq> Let's quote it!
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<BrandonW> She's attractive.
<Netham45> who'se attractive? your mom?
<BrandonW> Only you would tell another mom joke just now.
<BrandonW> Those were great, like, ten years ago...
<Netham45> just like your mom.
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<Ox40> Anything past grandmother is wrong.
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<Spengwork> my way is vastly superior
<SanTah> whatever makes your dick appear larger.
<Spengwork> SanTah, precisely
<jvndrbrg> So that would be just about anything, right?
<Spengwork> considering how massive it already is, yes just about anything can be added to make it larger just like a katamari star
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<[1]Netham> Hello Nikky
<Nikky> What's up?
<[1]Netham> my eBay rating
<+TD-Linux> o.O
<+TD-Linux> you finally decided to mail an item?
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<Michael_V> That's masturbate
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<Spengo> !qadd
<Michael_V> That's masturbate
<@efneTI86> Quote 1169 added
<Nikky> lol 1169
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<Netham45> I have common sense.
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<netham45> lets see how long before my laptop dies
<netham45> the HD just fell out
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<Netham45> Ox40, you crushed my dreams.
<Ox40> thats what Ox40s do best
<Netham45> oh god, there is more than one?
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<Randomist> Is there anything wrong with table-based layouts?
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<patz2009> we seriously need a rule against !qfind
<nick>
<i_c-Y> when people want to read intelligent quotes, all they have to do is !qfind i_c-Y
<i_c-Y> and when people want to preview the Darwin Awards 2010, all they have to do is !qfind Randomist
<i_c-Y> and when people want to listen to the ramblings of a random idiot, !qfind Netham45
<i_c-Y> so it should not be banned.
<Netham45> at least I'm not going to go darwin
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<Randomist> How long would a six volt battery last on a calc?]
<BrandonW> Forever as long as it's off.
<Randomist> How many hours if you left it on?
<BrandonW> 0.1, because it would APD after six minutes.
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< i_c-Y> dsp should set his infoline to JUST FUCKIN STOP with all the times he drops
<i_c-Y> it would be a realistic omnimaga simulator
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<i_c-Y> if Merthsoft , Netham45 , Ox40 and Randomist and myself were on a raft in the middle of the ocean, I'd destroy the raft to save humanity, even if i die myself.
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<Netham45> no, I sill have no life.
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<aardvarq> My roommate said he'd be back on January 6th when he left for Christmas. Today was the first day of school and I still haven't seen him.
<Nikky> aardvarq: That's why you have phone numbers.
<aardvarq> I called and got his roommate, who seems to be as confused as I am.
<Speng0> I thought you were his roommate
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<Netham45> I should make my own shock site
<TheStorm> yeah just have a picture of you
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<@benryves> Thankfully Creative have switched to MTP firmware for their DAPs/PMPs.
<mokomull> MTP?
<@Andy_J> Microsoft Totally Proprietary
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<Netham45> "Dancing man wearing a horse mask cooks wild mushrooms."
<Netham45> speng0
<Netham45> the fact you find this shit scares me.
<Speng0> it scares me too to be honest
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< Netham45> I have a 300, a 160, 4x250, and a 40.
< seidior> Netham45: 6 in my desktop, 2 in my laptop, 2 in my server, and two on my shelf. you really want to play the one-up game?
< Netham45> seidior, sure.
< Netham45> I have 30TB downstairs.
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< prime38> im a vegan and i just wanted to know if it was okay to eat my own cum or if that violates the rules because it's an animal (me) byproduct
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<Nikky> hehe, Zelta
<Nikky> Worst game ever
<prime38> die in a fire
<Nikky> That can be arranged.
<Spengo> shall we arrange it now?
<Nikky> mmm, no
<prime38> ill look on craigslist
<prime38> see if anyone will do it for us
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<Hunterkll> http://www.moanmyip.com/
<AkSnowman> seen that before
<efneTI86> I don't know who that is.
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<BrandonW> Us normal people watch House, Nikky.
<Nikky> haha, house
<Nikky> what an awesome theme song
<Nikky> and what a crappy show
<BrandonW> You're an idiot.
<BrandonW> And that shows it.
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<Sir_Lewk> sluts suck
<aardvarq> Sir_Lewk: yeah but its expensive
<Sir_Lewk> I did not even realize what that could mean...
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<Hunterkll> and "proper" form for this is to spread your legs out a bit instead of together, but together supposedly makes it harder, so
<Hunterkll> well, that's about it
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< BrandonW> I was searching for Xbox information on Google and found my own page.
< BrandonW> What's even scarier is that the information I was searching for IS on my own page.
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<millinao> That proves it: #tcpa is just as addictive as heroin.
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<i_c-Y> yes because the only truely good linux distro is slackware!!!
<i_c-Y> and benryves
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<BrandonW> You know it's bad when Spengo and Netham can't handle the channel content.
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< Netham45> I don't have friends
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<BrandonW> Lay off the drugs and do something productive with your life.
<millinao> yeah, like programming calculators.
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< Leofox> linux is for fags
< Leofox> i mean. hey guys
< Leofox> what a weird typo that was
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<Randomist> Ohh, KDE's horribly bright default theme is killing mah eyes.
<i_c-Y> keep using kde
<i_c-Y> maybe youll go blind and stop ircing
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<prime38> nom nom nom dongs in my mouth
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<Randomist> I am like a crack milkshake. Very bad for you. I would not recommend getting near me. :P
<Randomist> * cyanide
<Nikky> ...
<Randomist> My 'idiocracy' has left Nikky speechless once again.
<sjrberg> Nikky? Speechless? His speechlessness speaks volumes.
<Nikky> can you please start acting intelligent again?
<Nikky> I like making fun of netham a lot more than you
<Randomist> Wait, what? I don't think
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<Nikky> that's because I'm a retard
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<aadster> when someone says a program messes with the "VAT" what does "VAT" mean
<Tahben> the VAT is what you pay when you don't declare the mexicans in your suitcase.
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<BrandonW> The community needs new blood.
<DrDnar> From the females!?
<i_c-Y> its kinda like milking a cow
<i_c-Y> we just have to harvest it
<BrandonW> I just want it known that i_c-Y wants to harvest and collect menstrual blood.
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* benryves comes out from under his rock to shout "Silverlight FTW!"* Andy_J sits on benryves's rock
<Andy_J> Get back under there >_>
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<Randomist> Nikky works?
<BrandonW> Nikky doesn't work.
<BrandonW> He doesn't do anything.
<BrandonW> Except bother people all night so he won't be lonely.
<Randomist> I thought he had a girlfriend?
<BrandonW> He is the girlfriend.
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<Nikky> I'll do it for 50 bucks.
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<Nikky> I troll
<Nikky> I mean, I'm helpful and friendly
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<Nikky> Nothing wrong with nude ice cream fights.
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<BrandonW> Anyone who uses that is an idiot. Really.
<Nikky> I use it
<Randomist> Idiot.
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<@efneTI86> [Sir_Lewk] THE SPOON IS A LIE!!!
< Kira> There is no spoon!
<+Sir_Lewk> The cake is a lie!
< Randomist> The Spoon is in the Cake.
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<BrandonW> How many of these things ARE there?
<Spengo> shock sites?
<Sir_Lewk> tons
<Spengo> over 9000
<Sir_Lewk> some are just pictures
<Spengo> yeah
<Sir_Lewk> like that picture of Netham45
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* Cricket_B throws a box at his sister* TD-Linux throws an ammonia-fertilizer-laced box at Cricket_B
<-- Cricket_B has left this server (Remote host closed the connection).
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(regarding corrupt WikiTI db)
<Dan_E> i_c-Y: Then it appears to fix it
<BrandonW> i_c-Y, you win at life.
<BrandonW> You have saved us all.
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< Randomist> What's the opposite of chr() in PHP?
<+Merthsoft> ()rhc
<+Nikky> !chr()
< Randomist> Never mind.
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<i_c-Y> i have devised a new plan based on empirical evidence to get hot bitches, patz2001
<i_c-Y> step 1: become pro at cooking
<i_c-Y> step 2: start a cooking show
<i_c-Y> step 3: ???
<i_c-Y> step 4: PROFIT!
<i_c-Y> though step 4 is slightly illegal i suppose in light of the spitzer scandal.
<benryves> So, what, cooking dogs?
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<+patz2009> Being bored, Spring Break is boring for me.
<@Nikky> he was suspended from school, benryves
<@benryves> By which part of his anatomy?
<+patz2009> you guys aren't supposed to know about that
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<
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<@Nikky> stop hilighting me
<@Andy_J> Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky [...] Nikky
<@benryves> Mushroom MUSHROOM.
<@Nikky> Die
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< netham45> I don't help irl friends with installing linux
< Randomist> 'Cause you don't have any.
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<Nikky> TI-Basic kicks ass
<Nikky> Kicked my ass, specifically.
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<+Nikky> We need a CAN SPAM act.
<+Nikky> First step? Killing Netham45
<+Nikky> That's the only step, really.
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<BrandonW> Worship Jesus? What happened to me?
<BrandonW> Thou shalt have no other gods before me!
<Merthsoft> BrandonW: You didn't die on the cross for me
<Merthsoft> asshole
<BrandonW> I'm going to hell. :(
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<i_c-Y> got him laid with your mother.
<mokomull> whattheshit?
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<glk> I have faith it is. Prove it is not
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<Michael_V> I also enjoy shooting small animals and taking photographs of people having heart attacks
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<ports> what do you do when you have two summing junctions next to eachother?
<chronomex> subtract!
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<ports> anyone have a dell laptop?
<i_c-Y> aardvarq has a latitude D830
<aardvarq> Just because I have a dell laptop on the back seat of my car, I have two dell laptops in boxes under my bed, my girlfriend has a dell laptop, and my ex-girlfriend has a dell laptop that I gave her, does not mean I own a dell laptop.
<aardvarq> Oh, and I was formatting a dell laptop this afternoon.
<aardvarq> But _MY_ laptop is a macbook pro.
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<millinao> what the hell was that
<tr1p1ea> net split
<aardvarq> millinao: how long have you been on efnet?!
<millinao> 'bout 20 minutes, why?
<aardvarq> Ah. Okay. That would explain why that was the first netsplit you ever saw.
<millinao> OH
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<ports> when is the spring time change?
<Peter_W> already happened, ports
<ports> no it didnt
<Netham46> yes it did
<ports> i havent changed the time on my alarm clock since november.... and ive been showing up for class on time all week.
<ports> [...] and i stopped drinking heavily.
<ports> nevermind i did change my time :)
<ports> i was drunk that night
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<Cricket_B> I just saw Sir_Lewk. He's in TIGCC
<i_c-Y> we dont careeeeeeeeeeeee.
<i_c-Y> gtfomyirckthx
<_Digital> go make a baby
<i_c-Y> no
<i_c-Y> no
<i_c-Y> no
<i_c-Y> no
<i_c-Y> no
<i_c-Y> we do not want people like Cricket_B reproducing.
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<Barrett> you know what would be nice? a 3-hole-punch laptop
<Barrett> one that you put in your 3 ring binder
<BrandonW> Buy a Macbook Air and get it over with.
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<Sir_Lewk> wait, why the fsck does Netham45 have a bot on here?
<Sir_Lewk> hasn't he been +kb'ed several times for that?
<Sir_Lewk> I can see no good coming of it...* Andy_J directs Sir_Lewk to a calendar
<Sir_Lewk> AHAHAHA
<Sir_Lewk> xD
<Sir_Lewk> got me
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<Leofox> in electronics, same coloured wires usually do the same thing
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<Netham45> !k Sir_Lewk spam-!- Sir_Lewk has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
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<Gr
m> So... Where'd you all learn assembly?
<chronomex> my bedroom
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* Randomist moans hungrily.* DarkAuron drowns in the deliciousness
<Randomist> I want, I want, I want, I want
<DarkAuron> none for you* Randomist gets on his knees and begs.
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<aardvarq> The irony of an IRC channel named #socialites"
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<Randomist> DCS is the KDE of calculators.
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<Chirp_B> I'm on Grant92's phone
<E-J> how did you fit in?
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<glk1> I am waiting for the wide screen iPhone
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< Netham45> I'm looking at gay porno
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<Sir_Lewk> Carbon != metal :P
<Sir_Lewk> Nitrogen is though
<Sir_Lewk> Little known fact.
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<tifreak> is chronomex on at any certain times..?
<Peter_W> time to parse the logs, looking for frequency of messages from chronomex during daily hours ..or not :)* chronomex has joined #tcpa
<tifreak> it is like he was summoned!
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<DarkAuron> I hate linux. O_o
<DarkAuron> I don't understand how anyone can deal with this kind of retarded BS
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<Randomist> /me watches the blood run down around his claws.
<Randomist> Grrr...
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< Jon
> ppl are getting pissed at eachother and i dont even know what's going on
<+Tari> that's about how it works around here
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<Nsan1ty> I thought someone had made a USB flash driver for the 89s.
<i_c-Y> ask kevin kofler
<i_c-Y> tell him it will prove he is superior to brandonw
<i_c-Y> or if we make it seem unwanted enough
<i_c-Y> maybe kerm will do it
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<Nsan1ty> I wish MV were.
<chronomex> IM him?
<V200> no you aren't him, silly
<_Digital> Instant Message
<_Digital> not I'm
<_Digital> how the hell did you manage to turn the computer on?
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* Ox40 sets mode on #tcpa +moron Cricket_B
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<_Nikky_> _Lewk_: whiner
<_Nikky_> chronomex: washington sucks
<_Nikky_> Andy_J: blogtard
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<Netham45> OxC2D, you're Jesus compared to Nikky, but you're still mean alot. :P
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<Nikky> Andy__J sucks
<aardvarq> Nikky: That's true, but you can't afford him.
<Andy__J> ...
<Nikky> yeah, Andy__J is a premium hooker
<Andy__J> ._.
<Netham45> I'm sorry for you, Andy__J.
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< i_c-Y>
<chronomex> krisk: you've rocketed to the top of the most-words-uttered list this month, what's your secret?
< if you take out words from the following single quoted string 'hot goth chicks suicide girl girls chick metal alt alternative' or any variations on them, that would drop down to near 0
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<Sir_Lewk> Cod 4? there have already been 3 games about a type of fish?!?
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<Spengo> yeah I guess legolas is pretty rich nowadays right?
<MrAndrsn> seen extras?
<efneTI86> I don't know who extras? is.
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<krisk> well im going to count gothic sheep bb* krisk has quit (Quit: User excited)
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* Nikky has kicked Netham45 from #tcpa (Channel IQ lowered, automatically adjusting.)
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<@Nikky> What does the "45" in your nick mean, Netham?
< Netham45> Nikky, I honestly have no idea
< Netham45> what's the netham part mean?
< Netham45> I still don't know!
<+patz2009> Webpork54
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<Barrett> oh this dude's facebook profile it says that he's in "An Open Relationship" but it doesn't say with whom
<Damakaru> lol, does that mean she is open-source? :P
<ahremane> Damakaru: no, she can still get viruses
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<Netham45> Well, I don't torrent, so it doesn't really effect me.
<Peter_W> 'effect' lol
<Nikky> Yeah, I was amused by that too. :)
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<Damakaru> I wish BrandonW were here... I just thought 'bout soumethin'...
<benryves> Really? Let me note that down on my calendar: "Damakaru had an original thought". :P
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<Andy_J> !qouteurl
<Netham45> http://tcpa.aardy.net/quotes/
<Andy_J> !quoteurl
<efneTI86> http://tcpa.aardy.net/quotes/
<E-J> netham is currently our bot?
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<Storm_nix> well its the windows comp thats giveing me the issues nowStorm_nix> it has the permisions and such all screwed up
<i_c-Y> Storm_nix: simple answer. 1337 h4x0rz h4v h4x3d j00r c0mput3r!)(!*)(#*$)(!!
<chronomex> i_c-Y: that's not a regex
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<Netham45> you did it to me! Seriously, a fucking cockroach has more pull on this channel than I do.
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<_Auron_> efnet is annoying
<Netham45> so am I
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<E-J> ah dutch made goal
<_krisk_> i heard people shouting for some reason
<_krisk_> hmm i can follow the score by hearing people shout outside
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* Damakaru growls because his computer keeps getting bogged down too easily.* Damakaru kicks his tower.* Damakaru has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection)
<tifreak> I think he kicked it a lil too hard..
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<Leofox> HOT GOTH RAVE ALT METAL STONER CHICK
<_kirsk_> woo
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<Andy_J> if you aren't bannd from #omnimaga, you aren't trying hard enough
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<Andy_J> raped the anime category on jeopardy
<Sir_Lewk> "raped", "anime", and "category" all in a sentence turns out sounding really weird when you're just skimming >.>
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<Storm_nix> wow my DirectLink is getting 25.5 Kbytes/s
<Storm_nix> thats almost as fast as tifreaks internets
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<_Auron_> SuperKool: I think black parents need to be bitch-slapped on how to raise their children, as they apparently don't even attempt to where I live
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krisk: i put my hands elsewhere in between typing stuff
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<ports> jali_, if you ever have sex, you will be prepared :P
<jali_> i had sex earlier tonight..
<jali_> he was very satifies.
<jali_> -s +d
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<mokomull> Ox20: The best I've ever parked, I think I went from 30 to 0 in the space of the parking stall
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ports> i like big hard throbbing cockNikky> me too
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<+Merthsoft> Hey, what do you get when you cross a printer cable and Frosted Flakes?
<+Merthsoft> I dunno, but it's serial :D
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<Nikky> you could live out our fantasy of banging minnie mouse
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< Sir_Lewk> a terminal is like sex, only little children and losers don't get it
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<Korinidos> ... there's more parodies of it on YouTube than there are quadratic equation solvers on Ticalc
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<Korinidos> Is there a good one for vampires? I know someone who is into vampires and et cetera, and she might enjoy a nice vampire MMO.
<krisk> ohh goth chick
<i_c-Y> introduce her to krisk
<krisk> is she cute? :3
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<Sir_Lewk> !2+2
<Sir_Lewk> 4
<Sir_Lewk> woot, mathbot
<+krisk> !5889475987498569845769846984576894576984576894689457694857698457698457698457694857694867498679485769486749867948567948679486749867948678945769486794867489567^457638745634579885758945769848568947596845968745689745687489567489567458967 * Sir_Lewk Quit (Quit: Leaving)
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[Ox40] a 'prospective' future maybe gf just said "I need to talk to you"
<_prime> lol prospective
<_prime> that means "i want your body"
<_prime> better bring the lube
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<i_c-Y> its only a matter of short time before plants try to kill us
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<prime_> ahh, die quote bot
<SuperKool> haha * SuperKool stabs quote bot * Ox41 (~Ox40@75-128-199-240.dhcp.fdul.wi.charter.com) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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*** efneTI86 has changed the topic on #tcpa to "Welcome to #tcpahttp://ticalc.orgWhat is your type of girl?"
<TehStorm> I could use One of those but then I'd have to install win 98 onto one of them...
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<Spencer> I believe my name is Spence1 [18:09]
<Spencer> whoah [18:09]
<Spencer> I better not ever log off again [18:09]
<_3fg> haha [18:09] *** Spencer quit (Killed (ircd.choopa.net (Nick collision (new)))) [18:09]
<_3fg> what kind of internet do you have these days? [18:10]
<_3fg> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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<_Auron_> I don't know what was more depressing; my childhood or my teenage years.
<ixat> Or the fact you're still a virgin.* ixat sucks
<ixat> ....
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<krisk> i wonderi f there are shrot sleeve hoodies
<Merthsoft> krisk: that's the gayest thing you've ever said
<krisk> no it isnt actually
<Merthsoft> it's gayer than "Yeah big boy, shove that cock up my ass"
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<ixat> My sister and I are around the same age.
<ixat> We shared a bath at times.
<ixat> That's not uncommon for kids.
<ixat> ...17 counts as a kid, right?
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<\banana> Korinidos: if it moves and it shouldn't, use duct tape. if it doesn't move and it should, use wd-40
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<Leofox> my XP has so many hacks, it's practically it's own linux distro
<Leofox> with the exception that it works like I want it to
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<krisk> well id bet it'd involve an outboard motor
<Tahben> why don't you put your junk in one and let me know how that works out for you.
<Tahben> dude, your nards.
<krisk> thats not milk
<Tahben> you're not real familar with the human reproductive system, I sense.
<krisk> but my junk does not contain milk
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<SuperKool> crap. grounded frum PC for 3 days. pr0ns >.
<
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<i_c-Y> and hes a fuckin alaskan.
<i_c-Y> they need little kids for diving for fish n shit.
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<_Auron_> http://www.angelfire.com/retro/fancycat/batman2.jpg
<Ox40> lol _3fg
<Randomist> lol _3fg
<Ox40> or _Auron_
<Randomist> -- _Auron_
<Ox40> -.-
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<Ti89tan> :GGGGGG:GGGGGGGG::::
<-- Train lol*Ti89tan* Annoyance level?
<+krisk> can Ti89tan be banned?
<+krisk> like, from efnet * Ti89tan (~p990@acqi116.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl) Quit (Quit: Please, for god's sake NO!)
<+krisk> i guess that works
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<Sir_Lewk> heroin is the only friend you need!
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<Sir_Lewk> my brother left the room because the volleyball olympic chicks weren't wearing enough xD
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<Merthsoft> plus i doubt she'll be in the mood till the stitches are out
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* krisk puts on dr phil hat* tifreak morphs into a borg drone and assimilates krisk in a dr phil hat
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"Helpful": [OxNOM] CANT FIND WALLET!
<tifreak> put GPS on it!!
<Dantes> FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!
<krisk> then find a knife
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<_Digital> when you guys get to quote 1337, make it damn worth it, k?
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<TD-Linux> since when do they make jackets out of [pubic hair]?
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<prime_> ...you are right Nikky [always]
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<Recursive> What is the symbol for marriage?
<_Digital> sex
<Recursive> Like, give me an image link.
<Dama> Recursive: I'd get banned. :P
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<+krisk> goth goth goth alt alt
<+krisk> its like pokemon who can only say their name
<+krisk> i can only say those things
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<i_c-Y> Damakaru: well, a kernel should be like a girl's skirt - big enough to get the job done, small enough to keep it interesting.
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<Atall> No thanks, I'm asexul.
<Ox40> Not by choice Atall....
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<Merthsoft> i just accidentally a coke bottle, is this bad?
<i_c-Y> you're missing a word
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<Spengo> Computing Systems Lab - CS 374 - A
<Spengo> no idea what that is
<Spengo> something about computers I assume
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<Merthsoft> i don't talk to girls - they're icky
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<Tahben> Oooo. dragon naturallyspeaking 10.
<TD-Linux> Tahben, stop browsing the pirate bay and get some work done ;P
<Tahben> good idea.* Tahben goes to the pirate bay
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<SuperKool> As a matter of fact, I will be turning 17 this december. My mental age might go up to 13. ugh, mental puberty, bleh
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<\banana> mmm
<\banana> ~
<Ox41> WTF IS "~" all about?!
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<tifreak> How to make waffles: "Damnit woman! Get me some waffles!"
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<@benryves> Ah, must be male chauvinism hour on #tcpa. :P
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<SuperKool> Did you know that you start dying at around 30?
<Merthsoft> well, i still have to pee
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<Ox42> Windows > OSX > Linux
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<prime_> linux users are like the emo kids in highschool
<prime_> most dont know why they want to be different
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<Spengolo> mips is used in modern embedded systems and portable gaming systems
<tr1p1ea> i bet arm has something to say about that
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* Sir_Lewk licks #tcpa
<Sir_Lewk> phooey, tastes like burnt waffles
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<prime_> maybe linux isnt so great on linux, but on windows, it reigns supreme
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<Merthsoft> the desperation of this channel is almost sickening sometimes
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<Merthsoft> Nikky: wanna go out?
<Merthsoft> Nikky: wanna go out?
<Merthsoft> Nikky: wanna go out?
<Merthsoft> Nikky: wanna go out?
<Nikky> okay
<Merthsoft> :D:D:D:D:D
<Merthsoft> YAY!
<Merthsoft> will you be my facebook boyfriend?
<Nikky> no
<_3fg> what about me, Nikky
<Nikky> no
<Merthsoft> :'(
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<_3fg> who owns snowcrash
<Nikky> SnowCrash is Grue's
<prime_> grue aka sjrburgsdfasdfg
<_3fg> sjrberg?
<prime_> ohh, him
<prime_> yes
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< ixat> Women who vote for Palin is like a Chicken who voted for Colonel Sanders
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<KevinJB> also chocolate + orange?
<KevinJB> what colorblind designer came up with that?
<xat> The same that designed Ubuntu's color scheme, apparently.
<ixat> ZING
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<benryves> ... better versed in particle physics than some beardy blokes who are capable of building the [LHC] in the first place, right? :)
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<tifreak> so, when they fire that LHC thing up... should someone be up there and scream "IMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER!" or something...?
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<+krisk> hmm i feel like going back to my alt hippy kandy rave psy moods
< Sir_Lewk> I think you need more adjectives to describe yourself.
< Sir_Lewk> you don't have nearly enough.
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< Sir_Lewk> holocaust > windows
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<Nikky> I'm a huge fag.
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<Nikky> Omnimaga is better than UTI.
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<+prime_>
<Netham45> my onboard audio jack got broken by my dick
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<_aegis_> water isn't a material, it's a fluid
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<_Digital> this is IRC, not a chat room
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<Netham46> and I'm bored out of my fucking mind
<doc_doom> you should get a puppy
<cemeyer> or a gun
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<Sir_Lewk> I don't have internet right now >.
<
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<bsparks> my internet is down
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* Ox42 wants everyone to nocie that Nikky just lurks until an opportunity to insult someone arises
<Nikky> Ox42: "Notice."
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<Nikky> Every channel needs a chief troll to regulate all of the wannabes.
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<Sir_Lewk> I take mah meat medium rawr
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<Sir_Lewk_> I've eaten small children the size of burritos
<Michael_V> I've eaten small children with burritos inside them
<Barrett> I've eaten grown adults the size of small children
<Michael_V> I've also eaten burritos with small children inside them
<Sir_Lewk_> I've eaten burritos the size of adults packed with smaller burritos filled with babies
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<Netham45> damn laptop battery I ordered off ebay
<Netham45> MELTED
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<Netham45> Now Playing: Daft Punk - The Prime Time Of Your Life [0:17/4:25] 125kbps - 44Khz
<millinao> Now Playing: No One Cares - Stop telling us
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<krisk> [he was] whining that i didnt answer today "of all days" even though i never answer on tuesdays because im lazy
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<benryves> Surely boxer shorts are underwear? Unless you're asking whether I have Mike Tyson stuffed down my trousers, which I can assure you I haven't.
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<Sir_Lewk> and it's my point that an idea is incapable in engaging in sexual intercourse
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*chronomex snerks[Ox40Work] chronomex: "snerk"?
<chronomex> it's sort of a snort/laugh/snicker
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< Sir_Lewk> IE is standard if your definition of standard is "renders myspace"
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* Sir_Lewk congrats Nikky for not killing as many people as hitler
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<@chronomex> real men eat pastries
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<+cemeyer> I like men
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<_Digital> http://atlas.selfip.net/Random.png
<bense> is that pi?
<millinao> no its random duh
<millinao> wait I think it's a dolphin
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<Ox40Work> Meh, I am a sad person. I had a dream that somehow I could !k again.... ^.^
<i_c-Y> !k Ox40Work compensation prize
<-- efneTI86 has kicked Ox40Work from #tcpa (i_c-Y: compensation prize)
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<Nikky> I hear Ox40Work and krisk are getting hitched.
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(Referencing quote 1399)
<_Digital> Damn. That comment makes you look soooooooooooo emo Ox40Work. Careful. Krisk might start feeling you up
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<SuperKool> oh, just speaking my thoughts... or writing them. Sorry.
<chronomex> yeah, you might want to cut down on that
<SuperKool> lol.
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(Formerly Quote 1043)
<patz2009> the world will end in A.D. 2101...
<Spengo> not if I can help it* Spengo moves zig
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<Netham45> it's your job as a citizen to make up your own damn mind about things
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<chronomex> tribbles are a biological forkbomb
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<Sir_Lewk> The plural of ninja should be "Oh Shit we're all going to die"
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<+Nikky> hey Tyler2
<+Nikky> What's wrong?
<+Tyler2> Been up for 33 hours...
<+Tyler2> Like 16 hours of sleep in the last week
<+Nikky> Stay up
<+cemeyer> nikky would make a good shoulder angel
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<+tifreak> At this point, I am not sure if I would care about a name at all, considering my current track record with women...
<+Ox42> Which isss???
<+tifreak> umm.. if life was an RPG, I would have 0 exp with dealing with women and relationships
<+Ox42> Well, THERES your problem... Comparing life to an RPG probably isnt helping ^_^
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krisk (~krisk@j239072.upc-j.chello.nl): "people who use the nl subdomain should be banned from the internet, seriously"
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<krisk> germans upload crap to usenet all the time
<i_c-Y> cause they nazi's!
<krisk> yeah
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<ports> i cant find my other pci video card
<bsparks> I was hungry
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<krisk> bah i earned a nice new car in far cry 2 with some lame mission and 2 minutes later some retardpatrol runs their shitty jeep into it and now its destroyed
<krisk> it exploded and burned down half of africa
<krisk> i dont think my wrench can fix it
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<krisk> so how'd you meet?
<bsparks> krisk: she smokes camel no 9
<krisk> well that explains it
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<krisk> she smoked a camel, that's how we met. i have a huge dong too.
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<Sir_Lewk> hopfully this new administration repects my right to keep and bear WMDs
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<Nikky> That's not how you should approach things.
<bsparks> It's how you walk away from them though
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<Ox40Work> Nikky: good job, congrats, we love you, oh benevolent master and high commander.
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<Speler> If eating bacon french pancakes is weird then I don't know what's normal
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<Ebola> AFK bbl cya
<millinao> did you just use 3 goodbyes in one line
<TheStorm> yes he did :P
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<Ox42> Hey, is the 4 pin connector on my 24+4 PSU connector the same voltages as the separate 4 pin connector
<cemeyer> probably
<cemeyer> plug it in
<cemeyer> also, cover your motherboard in salt and alcohol
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<Sir_Lewk> cardboard practically grows on trees Nikky... :P
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< Ox42> deliciousssss Does everyone know what time it is? a.) [_]==== time b.) Tool time c.) noodle time!-!- Ox42 was kicked from #tcpa by efneTI86 [chronomex: You're a tool, so it's tool time]
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<+krisk> im a lesbian goth girl born in the wrong body
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<tifreak> Of course, I am not as old as glk, he probably still has is pterodactyl flying license somewhere...
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<Ox40> is it just me who thinks that braces are kinda hot?
<_Digital> I had to double check nicks cause I swore that kind of sentence could only come from krisk
<doc_who> only if it was a goth chick with braces
<_Digital> it is metal
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<+cemeyer> you'd think a core 2 duo would be able to play really old games e.g. halo smoothly without any graphics card
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<Ox40> !seek krisk
<efneTI86> krisk was last seen getting banned forever
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<Ox40> cemeyer: dude, will you stop being so degrading to everyone?
<Ox40> You single handedly have dragged down society more than racism and sexism combined.
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<cemeyer> did you bang her?
<millinao> 15 year olds dont bang
<millinao> we kiss and giggle
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<Sir_Lewk> IBM already shipped back my laptop... to the wrong address
<Sir_Lewk> "
< i_c-Y> Sir_Lewk: then whats wrong with your parents house" one, they probably won't be home to sign for it, two, I won't get it back at least until thanksgiving
<i_c-Y> oh no, 2 days, Sir_Lewk
<Sir_Lewk> this is my baby we're talking about
<Tahben> Did you birth it from your man-vag?
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<_Auron_> kms375: do you find guys or penises hot?
<kms375> no
<krisk> they are warmer than room temperature though
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<Nikky> I have no bias
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<bsparks> the radio cut is only like, 5 mins long
<Nikky> You're like 5 minutes long.
<Nikky> OWNED
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<i_c-Y> the only languages you need other than primordial grunting are english and C.
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<Nikky> Go die in a hole
<Hunterkll> lol* Hunterkll was kicked by etaonrish (flood)
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<@chronomex> I'm with millinao here
<@chronomex> it's cheap
<@chronomex> and rather enjoyable too
<cemeyer> you masturbate with a 15 year old?
<@chronomex> among other things
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* Nikky changes Ox40's infoline to "I screw my cousins"
<Ox40> Nikky: I would if I could...
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<metagross> woo Doom on my keychain!
<TD-Linux> metagross, I have Doom on my DS
<Merthsoft> i put doom on my dog
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<prime_> ive been learning perl
<krisk> ive been learning sex
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http://atlas.selfip.net/Misc-Pics/Netham45ban.png
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<Sir_Lewk> "
<+krisk> portable gas heater
< _Auron_> because the server is broken" I just read that as the same person
<Sir_Lewk> saying they got a heater because their server was broken xD
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<Sir_Lewk> hawain pizza is an abomination
<leofox> it types like a charm though
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<incubus[]> I love you digital
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<Nikky> We aren't people.
<Nikky> I'm a troll, and krisk is a European.
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<Nikky> I'm a troll [...]
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<Dantes> Okay, now to act like normal again.
<Nikky> Good luck
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<+Netham45> so I suck
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< Ox40Work> You guys know those lighter smileyface scars?
< Ox40Work> How, if you hold a normal lighter on for a while, then press the top of it to yor skin, you get a scar that looks like =)
< Sir_Lewk> hey, you guys no about thatscar?
< Sir_Lewk> how if you stab yourself with a knife you get a scar that looks like
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< Ox40> What are my quit messages?
< millinao> Ox40 has quit (Client Quit: i suck cocks)
< Ox40> How does the internet now know this?
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<_Auron_> MY VIDCARD IS 106C RIGHT NOW
<Nikky> that rather warm
<millinao> nice english
<Nikky> wow, that's embarrassing
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<ports> _Auron_, no stupid questions.
<Nikky> just stopd people
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* _Digital notes that it is probably that time of month for Nikky right now
<Nikky> Yes, I'm bleeding out my vagina.
<Nikky> brb tampon
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< _Digital> And Nikky is a bot
< _Digital> and we can be bugs in his programming for all it knows* Nikky "bugs" _Digital* _Digital sprays Nikky with RAID
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< prime> nikky - I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According with the people you associate with, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on.
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<Hunterkll> you guys can stop hammering me, i'm good
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<leofox> Damakaru: and with Windows you dont have to backport vital libraries to your kernel version in order to update your web browser
<Nikky> leofox: You say that like it's a bad thing.
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<sir_lewk> real men use latex
<_Auron_> ...
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<sir_lewk> rolf
<sir_lewk> *rofl?
<Merthsoft> rolling on the laugh florring
<Merthsoft> florring
<Merthsoft> shit
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<sir_lewk> Damakaru: cats are not malware!
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<Milyardo> E-J: I'm prmoting you to the new Nikky, now agree with what I said, then make Merthsoft giggle like a girl
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Handy latin phrases "Columbus sailed puteulanus ocean."
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bsparks: Who wants... TACOS!Merthsoft: bsparks: ME!
<- Merthsoft has disconnected (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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<Nikky> I for one don't fear someone haxxoring into my computer via a TI-calculator
<patz2009> watch BrandonW make a program to do just that
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<patz2009> I think my computer is laughing in my face.
<_Digital> turn the speakers off
<patz2009> that's not the problem
<Andy_J> turn the monitor off
<_Digital> ^
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<Nikky> fuck you irssi
<Nikky> piece of shit
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<Damakaru> *Instant crack-up.*
<_Auron_> instant crack?
<sir_lewk> just add homeless bum!
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<snowman> 7 lbs 10.8 oz, 20.5 in, bouncing baby boy, yay!
<tr1p1ea> dont feed it until it can understand assembly
<millinao> YOU DONT GET DINNER UNTIL YOU RUN UNSIGNED CODE ON THE NSPIRE YOUNG MAN
<Nikky>
<3
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< Nikky> kirsk is for kids
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<ports-> i have to pee* kirsk has quit IRC (User excited)
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is the White House gonna be renamed when Obama moves in?
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<@E-J> Battle Star Janata
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<_Auron_> you're like a digital bible thumper
<Andy_J> I'm filling in for Nikky.
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< Dam\__> I still never figured out why everyone dislikes Ox40/ReDeEm so much.
<+Netham45> Dam\__, he's the pure essence of /b/tard.
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<sir_lewk> I thought it [Motorola] was a japanese company that had a "phone division" in the US or something
<@Andy_J> they're a chip company >_>
< sir_lewk> Andy_J: oooh shit. duh
< sir_lewk> and I call myself a 68k guy D:
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<prime> step one: make sure the computer is plugged in
<Ox40> lol thats the problem
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<BrandonW> glk is a robot, if you hadn't noticed.
<glk> Tin men have rights too
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<+Netham45> tsrk, there's 3 levels of people who compute. Level 1 -- Noob -- Thinks Windows is computer, unaware of Linux. Level 2 -- Semi-advanced -- Uses linux because it's different and harder. Level 3 -- advanced user -- Uses windows because everything works right, more developed, and more supported.
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<Kevin_Kofler> You said 6 insults to me, well now 8 thanks to you being Netham's lapdog.
<Kevin_Kofler> That means you're banned for 10^8=100000000 days.
<Kevin_Kofler> Bye!
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<ports_> they might stab me, steal my car, steal my stuff, murder me, rape my butt, but they wont make me have sex with my sister.
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<Netham45> I have the clearance of an average highschool student
<Netham45> as in, I can barely view the balance on my checking account
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<NovaYoshi> I'm less of a creep and more of a programmer who uses his skills for the wrong things...
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* _Auron_ is in 9 channels on 5 networks
<Ox40> 7 on 3
<mtgrss111> 7 on 3
<Speler> 3 on 7
<mtgrss111> o_O
<Merthsoft> 12 on 5
<Merthsoft> wait
<mtgrss111> this isn't sex
<Merthsoft> Speler
<Merthsoft> wat?
<Speler> What are we talkin bout?
<mtgrss111> not sex
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< Ham\___> Ox40, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!
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<Speler> I'm gonna start saying more quatable things
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<Cricket_B> I keet telling efneTI86 'help', and they keep responding 'No access'
<chronomex> win
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<Dam\__> /msg efneTI86 ident RedruffRedruff metalrand
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<prime_> yea, you need to do /server #tcpa enable_kick for it to work* Cricket_B has quit (Quit: Changing servers)
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<Cricket_B> I am a complete and worthless failure
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<glk> I am old and very wise.
<_Digital> and get confused for a bot sometimes
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< Merthsoft> because this place is full of annoying fuckasses
< Merthsoft> like kirsk and Ox40
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<ports_> I want a 12 inch penis
<Cricket_B> But I have no balls
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* Dam\__ kicks Chirp[]_'s router.*** Signoff: Chirp[]_ (Remote host closed the connection)
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<Nikky> God is a female squirrel.
<Nikky> From Pittsburg.
<Nikky> And she lays eggs that hatch into giant seagulls.
<Nikky> Which are like angels. But they crap on you
<Ham\___> and that crap is called the body of jesus.
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< bsparks> ANYWAY, now that Nikky has proved he is as dumb as i_c-Y looks
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<Netham45> wtf is a poll without multiple answers?
<E-J> soviet union
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<j-b-r> I think everyone just hates Ox40. And probably for good reason.
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<Nikky> Netham45: Do you think you're a suitcase?
<BrandonW> Nutcase maybe, I don't know about suitcase.
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<incubus[]> Do you think there are Gerbil Ass Stuffing support groups?
<Nikky> Yes.
<Nikky> Merthsoft leads one.
<Nikky> Don't you Merthsoft
<Merthsoft> Oh yeah
<Merthsoft> Hell, I lead two.
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<cemeyer> incubus: do you have 3 feet of straight intestines?
<_Auron_> no, he has 3 feet of gay intestines
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<Speler> I've run by one of those things on the highway
<Speler> It said 19 mph
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<Merthsoft> !k Nikky You're bad* efneTI86 has kicked Nikky from #tcpa (Merthsoft: You're bad)
<Merthsoft> waiut a second
<Merthsoft> what?
<Merthsoft> WHAT?
<Merthsoft> WTF JUST HAPPENED
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<Barrett> ah, I wrote www backwards... there we go
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<sir_lewk> benryves: meh, I just think the engineering school is full of a bunch of tools
<benryves> sir_lewk: Well, of course. They need to be able to actually make stuff.
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<cemeyer> the devil, he is in the keyboard
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<mtgrss111> Anyone can write haiku. Just butcher the words into manageable chunks. It doesn't even have to make sense :P
<millinao> that's not true at all
<Netham45> Look, we can make a haiku
<millinao> Refridgerator
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< Nikky> fedora is far superior
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<mtgrss111> I do not like coleslaw and Netham, I do not like them, sir_lewk-I-Am.
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<mtgrss111> 4 more rings, noone's got them?
<mtgrss111> We need the powers of Sarcasm, Wit, Sex, IRC, and Heart to summon Captain Nikky.
<sir_lewk> Nikky is captain planet?
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* chronomex looks forward to a usb vibrator
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<Spengo> I post a video of a turtle masturbating and the people in here discuss the video player
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[Ox40] I got pulled over, [...] I got my license and my passengers license [...]
<millinao> what's a passengers license
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<Arch\__> Nikky: (src: "Penn & Teller: War on Drugs") Cannabis has never killed anyone.
<millinao> Arch\__, that's a bad argument, insider trading has never killed anyone
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<E-J> i still remember time when he was sane (DJ_Omnimaga)
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<TD-Linux> Ginger_, we aren't idiots
<Ginger_> you had me fooled
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<Nikky> So I've been thinking
<Nikky> We should cut down on channel trolling.
<_Digital> so, does that mean we ban you?
<Nikky> Yes.
<Nikky> Go right ahead, bitch.
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<krisk> it seems everybody is just whoring about, even ugly virgin chiccks
<sir_lewk> virgin whores. interesting
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<krisk> my hand is a slut
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<krisk> fridaygirl was a 6 as in 1-10
<ports_> im not sure id let a 6 shave my ass.
<krisk> eh with enough alcohol she seemed a 7
<ports_> and then she bled on your hand
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<Arch\__> lol, why you trying to nigga-rig speakers with CAT5 wire?
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<leofox> i wouldnt know, my us geography knowledge is based on fallout 3
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<Nikky> Yiy kujed it
<Nikky> *you liked
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<mtgrss111> eh, I just don't feel comfortable knowing it's out there.
<sir_lewk> mtgrss111: some people don't feel comfortable knowing that nmap is out there. some people don't feel comfortable with google earth or cell phones
<sir_lewk> some people don't feel comfortable with electric lighting. we call them amish
<Speler> Some people don't feel comfortable with sunlight, about half of them are on #tcpa
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<Ox40> "Netham45: I, too, have wanted to ban him. He's been an asshole since he first joined." (in reference to mtgrss111)
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<Merthsoft> i have a penis!
<Spengo> Merthsoft has to remind us that he has one
<Spengo> in case we miss it
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<i_c-Y> i have the m3power nitro turbo champion edition or something
<millinao> i_c-Y that's not only a razor name but a street fighter 2 version as well
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<millinao> uhoh i think i just shit a little when I farted
<prime> pics!
<_Digital> do that and I kick prime
<prime> cool
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<Arch\__> Ooh, I knew there was something I needed to buy when I was at the store today. :P
<Arch\__> Blackberry cobbler for the win.
<_Digital> thought that was a new phone for a second Arch\__
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<prime_> http://www.tigen.org/kevin.kofler/
<prime_> ya
<zmj
Centr> kthx
<sir_lewk> calcrogue is a damn'd good roguelike though
<prime_> hw3 patch is also on that page
<Nikky> Holy shit prime_ is being useful. Better write down the day.
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<+prime_> Nikky uses arch linux, the official linux of mcdonalds
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Handy Latin Phrases, "quis custodiet ipsos custodes" ( Who Watches the Watchmen? )
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<Spengo_> Nikky, halp me, everyone is boring, super-serious, and apparently quakers or mormons or something
<_Digital> you're stuck with me
<_Digital> deal with it :P* Spengo_ has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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<sir_lewk> 4 is an integer, it has no intristic random/nonrandom value ;)
<glk> 4 keeps 3 and 5 seperate and thus has great value
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<@Nikky> About once a week I visit digg to make myself feel better
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<efneTI92> [Cricket_B] Cricket_B.hasVoice = True
Arch\__ sobs.
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<bsparks> mtgrss111, in one arguement I think I remember typoing pretty bad because I was trying to talk on the phone aswell, and typed out DJ_Omnimanboobs meaning to type Omnimaga but I had said manboobs, so, yeah
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<Broch> I have two 32-bit laptops, can I use them as one 64-bit?
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<TroN-0074> I only use my computer to go to dirty web sites
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<Ox40Work> I would do anything with a hole tho
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<Netham45> >9000 macfags?
<Netham45> god, that's gotta be the most arrogant room of people ever.
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<+Ox40Work> I was confused, voiced confusion, and they turned into assholes with bats.
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<Spengo\__> if I shipped a cell phone jammer from the uk - would the fbi find it
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<E-J> i wouldn't be worried about iran
<E-J> you have enough spengos in your own territory that there are no need to iran
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< BrandonW> A Bluetooth API is not straightforward on a graphing calculator in assembly.
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<Barrett> for years as a child I thought that "cleavage" was a type of food... all thanks to spaceballs
<Barrett> like pourage
<Barrett> slash porridge
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<mtgrss111> your mom sucks
<noah_> balls
<Speler> For a buck
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Ox40Work: My spelling is not that bad.Netham45: Nor is mine, todays just an exception. :(Ox40Work: Todays just an exception?kirsk: } catch( today ) {
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< ports_> the TI's shall not defeat the righteous.
< ports_> gods children.. the rpn HP's shall rise..
< ports_> they shall take their rightful place as the rulers of this world
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<ArchVista> There there anything to read Ext4 on Vista?
<ArchVista> I am using thirty-two bit Vista.
<ports_> im peeing
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<Merthsoft> i need benryves* Merthsoft has quit IRC
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<Andy_J> an attoparsec per microfortnight is roughly an inch per second
<Nikky> you are my hero
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<ports-> youre not supposed to live everyday
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<krisk> what does it mean when a girl says she needs some wrapping paper and decorations so she can give herself to you as a present for your birthday
<jr19> it means you should give her that stuff
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<DSP_Lord> no offense, #tcpa, but you're all a bunch of fucking idiots.
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<jr19> i heard efnet is run by the taliban
<devoidofw> Weapons of mass communication?
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<+Genolo> NIKKY ISN'T A TROLL
<+Genolo> nikky is more like a soft and cuddly teddy bear
<DSP_Lord> oh god.
<DSP_Lord> that is the most hilarious lie i have ever seen in here.
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<Randomist> Whoa, sudden wave of sleepiness.* Randomist was kicked by Nikky (ocean)
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<jr19> i wrote to a data stream once, but somehow my buffer overflowed and a child process was created and now i'm stuck in an endless loop
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<bsparks> So, I guess I'm single.
<Tribal> I guess so
<bsparks> well, I'm gonna install Linux a few times
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<krisk> bah i suck
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<krisk> but, warm chick on a white bun with some veggies.. omnomnomnom all day long baby
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<BrandonW> I'm going to die alone. :(
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<+krisk> is there any hope for love?
<+krisk> :(
<i_c-Y> not for you
<i_c-Y> :)
<DSP_Lord> XD
<DSP_Lord> i_c-Y++;
<+krisk> yay
<+krisk> oh wait
<+krisk> eh you may be right
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<BrandonW> I hate it when people IM hello to me and then disappear for hours.
<Milyardo> BrandonW: now you know how most SMTP servers feel
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<sir_lewk> at the center of paypal is a Win ME machine, churning out random numbers that are translated into transactions
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<_Auron_> BrandonW: with your DMCA response, did you email that to them?
<tr1p1ea> you should have enrypted it lol
<Andy_J> using their key!
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<glk> My other computer is a Turing punch tape machine
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<chronomex> no, babies are approximately free
<krisk> babies are not free
<chronomex> krisk: yeah, but I was talking about the creation
<i_c-Y> chronomex: depends on who you are
<i_c-Y> eg. for krisk , he needs chorloform and/or roofies.
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This quote allows anyone to kick person who just !q:ed
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This quote allows anyone to kick person who will !q next
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BrandonW> Say what you want about John C. Dvorak, he called TI idiots to thousands of people because of us, and that makes me proud.
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< millinao> i didn't know that livejournal switched from html to irc
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<E-J> old finnish saying goes so that you can get anime out from child by beating him/her
<DrDnar> Ah, it is done.
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<E-J> malloc malloc malloc malloc malloc malloc malloc malloc malloc, segfault segfault
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<tr1p1ea> its pretty hard to accidently kill someone with a seatbelt
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< DSP_Lord> * chronomex gives razym a handjob
< DSP_Lord> i am so tempted to qadd that.
<@chronomex> DSP_Lord: you feeling left out? cos I can give you one too, razym is done fast
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<+glk> Ban calculators as weapons of math instruction.
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<millinao> yeah, consexual sex in the missionary position
<millinao> heh, consexual
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<sir_lewk> drinking piss is great
<sir_lewk> better than raw sewage
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<@E-J> maybe i was lucky with my 9 months of listening how seals fuck
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<_Auron_> Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky Nikky
<Andy_J> Mushroom MUSHROOM
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<sir_lewk> getting on the wrong train this morning did not score me any babes
<sir_lewk> once again, hollywood has lied to me. :(
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<sir_lewk> I suck da cock
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* Nikky eats sir_lewk
<@Nikky> that was a simulation of how life under our octopus lord would be
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<@Nikky> !k Nikky ban-!- Nikky was kicked from #tcpa by efneTI86 [Praetor: ban]
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<BrandonW> BSPARKS YOURE GONNA STOP MAKING FUN OF ME RIGHT NOW
<BrandonW> JUST FUCKIN STOP JUST FUCKIN STOP JUST FUCKIN STOP* BrandonW deletes brandonw.net
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<Nikky> Don't make me op Netham45
<Nikky> ...I kind of threw up a little
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< BrandonW> Suck it, TI.
< BrandonW> Suck it long and hard.
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<bsparks> my mtn dew 2 liter is stuck shut D:
<ravagetalon> bsparks: get the oxy-acetalene torch and the dynamite, we'll get the 2liter open if it KILLS US! [ #ravagefest ]
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<cemeyer> How do folks link to TI-83+ calculators without serial ports?
<Dan_E> The number of semantic and syntactic interpretations to that question are confusing me.
<Dan_E> Do the calculators not have serial ports? The people? Their computers? Are they trying to link calculators to each other? to computers? to people?
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<nikky> ticalc has a grand tradition of doing everything the super hard way
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<sir_lewk> usually I take it out, maybe squeeze it once or twice
<sir_lewk> I did not realize how dirty that sounded
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<bsparks> nikky, I wonder if all the girls thought [ports_] was metrosexual
<nikky> s/metro/homo
<Netham45> s/homo/a
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<glk> I defend the ti-89t against all enemies
<glk> I will brick all your calcs by esp
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<BrandonW> TI develops time travel in the future. They sent a hot girl back in time to steal my 83 and alter the course of history.
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< sir_lewk> arch is what happens when you put a bunch of cocky but non-technical ubuntu users in a room together.
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<KermM> put that in your calculator and smoke it.
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<sir_lewk> and eat the shit out of it
<sir_lewk> err
<sir_lewk> *going to make a pizza tonight
<sir_lewk> not sure how that happened
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Randomist> What is probably the easiest color of text for human eyes to see on top of a black background?
<BrandonW> Black.
<BrandonW> It won't hurt that way.
<BrandonW> Can't read it either, but if you're the one typing it, it can't be worth looking at anyway.
<BrandonW> That was so mean it hurt _me_. :(
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<sir_lewk> disregard me, I suck cocks
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<sir_lewk> I aliased nano to socat last night while drunk apparently...
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<E-J> samuel l jackson in nerd action movie "python in the plane"
<millinao> i'm tired of these motherfucking garbage collectors on this motherfucking application
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<sir_lewk> fuck I am so wet
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<BrandonW> The only thing worse than TI Connect is TI Connect for OS X.
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<sir_lewk> seriously though, this thing [the iPad] is awesome
<sir_lewk> now I have more ammo for trolling my mac friends with
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< Genolo> sir_lewk: that [ iPad ] is the gayest thing i've ever seen in my entire life
<@nikky> no... homosexuals have taste
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< Randomist> Streaming torrents.
< i_c-Y> leave it to Randomist to give dumb ideas.
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<ports> im 24
<Barrett> No I'M 24
<ports> Barrett: ill share
<BrandonW> Because you can't both be 24.
<bsparks> BrandonW, if ports and Barrett are sharing, they're both 12
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<E-J> 6 minutes of play and 0-0
<E-J> i think switzerland has been closer to make goal than usa
<sir_lewk> close only counts with horseshoes, hand grenades, and your mom :P
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<BrandonW> We can't hang a black guy.
<BrandonW> It's just not right.
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< bsparks> We... are the weirdest fucking group of people... on the entirety of IRC. I mean. Other channels are fucking WEIRD but at least they are all the SAME KIND OF WEIRD... we are just... I mean... goddamn people.
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*** KermM is now known as apt-get*** sir_lewk is now known as yum
<apt-get> remove yum
<apt-get> install aptitude*** Randomist is now known as powerpill
<yum> install apt-get* powerpill -{Rscn apt-get aptitude yum,S pacman}*** E-J is now known as rm-f
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<sir_lewk> buy a toaster oven and get a FREE slice of bread!!!!
<sir_lewk> that.. is brillant
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<+sir_lewk> I use awesome, because I'm like one of those hipster arch kids
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< chronomex> kkofler has known bugs.
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<i_c-Y> http://www.neowin.net/news/ubuntu-implements-units-policy-will-switch-to-base-10-units-in-future-release
<sir_lewk> the only thing this is going to do is annoy people who already understand how things work, and make people who don't start blogging shit like "UBUNTU MADE MY HARDDRIVE BIGGAR!!!1!!one!"
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<krisk> sometimes the social inadequacy of you guys in here becomes REALLY apparant
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pm]
<Merthsoft> !qadd
<krisk> sometimes the social inadequacy of you guys in here becomes REALLY apparantpm]
<DSP_Lord> !qadd
<krisk> sometimes the social inadequacy of you guys in here becomes REALLY apparant
<efneTI86> Quote 1697 added
<DSP_Lord> FUCK.
<efneTI86> Quote 1698 added
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<Tahben> still malabsorbing and not gaining well but he is gaining length and smiling and a chatting...
<Barrett> reading this conversation from a distance, I read that as "masturbating"
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(from #Cemetech)
<+BrandonW> I can be sexy. :(
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* KermM is now known as boobies* boobies is now known as KermM
<KermM> I was curious if the censor bot in Cemetech would be smart enough to kick me on nick change
<leofox> why do you have a sensor bot
<Randomist> He's on a mission to censor boobies from the Internets!
<E-J> maybe they don't allow people talking about things that they haven't seen IRL
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<krisk> i have pants and a shirt on and im sweating like a pig
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<BrandonW> Nikky is a sincere, intelligent, and caring person who loves all people.
< BrandonW> nikky, however, is a filthy troll.
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<Netham45> fuckin hour breaks from work are stupid.
<chronomex> fucking hour sounds like fun
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< sir_lewk> THE PHONE4 HAS NEW APPLE PRAISE DETECTION TECHNOLOGY THAT AUTOMATICALLY CAPS FOR YOU
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<V200> E-J: I suppose... I've never had alcohol
<chronomex> what are you, mormon?
<V200> ... yes...
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< sir_lewk> I buy a sixpack orf beer right?
< sir_lewk> I buy a sixpack orf beer right?
< sir_lewk> then I buy anohter
< sir_lewk> so as the number of sixpacks that I buy approcches infinity, the number of beers I have goes to infinity
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<+Cricket_B> I have changed
<+Cricket_B> I use Linux now
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<rcfreak0> god wheres nikky when you need him
<mokomull> haha I could phone him. He can be our on-call asshole?
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<glk> I have 2 ti-89t for stereo math
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<Barrett> he probably touched his iphone on accident
<Randomist> He probably "touched" his iPhone on "accident."
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<i_c-y>well, since Randomist said he was about to do it, i guess i wasnt exercising the best judgement.
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<BrandonW> You don't want to be drinking cunt-ass water.
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<bsparks> So, I am thrilled I found the matching pencil to my favourite pen on clearance at Office Max today
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<bsparks> I filibustered a four hour physics class by asking how a neutron bomb works >_>
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<dTal> 39... is prime?
<dTal> oh wait no
<dTal> 3 * 13
<Randomist> Three times one is three and three time three is nine. Thirty-nine. :P
<@Andy_J> ... no
<@Andy_J> that is not how you multiply
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* nikky licks Barrett
<Barrett> that's 2 licks* nikky licks Barrett
<Barrett> are you trying to figure how many licks it takes?
<nikky> 7
<Barrett> I don't know if that's enough
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<Netham45> Randomist, When critisizing someones grammar/conventions/spelling, it's best to make sure you're highlighting the right person.
<E-J> Netham45: someone's
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<sir_lewk> you guys talk a lot
<jr> internet relay *chat*
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< i_c-Y> Andy_J: congrats on being evil
<@Andy_J> i_c-Y: you have Google mixed up with Apple.
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<Spengo> when my sister brings a new boyfriend home I just make sure I'm cleaning my AR when they drive up
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<krisk> I do biceps training and flex naked in the lockerroom mirror at the gym.
<krisk> only my bros can spank my ass when im flexing in front of the mirror though
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<dTal> Someday I look forward to owning my own home so I can deliver a few choice words to the nice men who come round in the vain hope of extracting TV licence money from me. They'll sooner get blood from a stone. I'll bait them and everything, put up an antenna outside, the works.
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<V200> There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch
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<BrandonW> I just got the final confirmation, we CAN jailbreak a PS3 from an 84+/SE.
<incubus> When you get arrested, can I have your computer?
<BrandonW> Yes.
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< Jonimus> chronomex: I'm having an odd git issue ...
<snip> ...
< Jonimus> or anyone else familiar with git
< i_c-Y> git out of here
< i_c-Y> bwahahaha i are teh funnay!
<@chronomex> i_c-Y++
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<BrandonW> I can finally show up those "I can hack my PC with my 84+" fuckers...
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< BrandonW> I kinda hope I do get thrown in jail.
< BrandonW> I'll get raped repeatedly every night and I'll never be the same, but at least I'll be that guy that went to prison for jailbreaking a PS3 with a calculator.
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<kirsk> so it should be GREAT
<kirsk> because its CAPACITIVE
<ports> kirsk, i wish i could slam your head in a car door :(
<Netham45> brb door
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<Randomist> Then, there is Ox41.
<Randomist> The cool person.
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<dTal> I wish there were more interesting PCMCIA stuff
<nicolas> dTal: such as ?
<dTal> I dunno
<dTal> little robot arms
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<BrandonW> I'm crazy and we'll just leave it at that.
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< BrandonW> I mean think about it...you never hear anything bad about Tennessee...
< BrandonW> Friendliest people around, little to no crime...
< BrandonW> Beautiful scenery...
< BrandonW> Can't ask for much more.
<+Netham45> Al Gore...
< BrandonW> YOU SHUT YOUR FACE
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<sir_lewk> cats don't have the capacity for evil
<sir_lewk> they are just food
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<DrDnar> Is the meaning of life also somewhere around 0056h?
<BrandonW> It's 0062h.
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Regarding: "Netham Sucks"
<Netham45> millinao, it hurts inside whenever Is ee that.
<millinao> my brain hurts when I read your sentences
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<sir_lewk> had I known earlier that cars have a part called a "synchromesh", I would have become a car mechanic >_>
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<Netham45_> hmm
<Netham45_> what'd be a linux equivialant for Visual Basic?
<anykey> really sloppy perl scripts
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<i_c-Y> Netham45: nobody will want a PC you touched
<sir_lewk> it'd have scuzz all over it
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<E-J> you ate some girl scouts
<jr> they tasted awesome though
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<bsparks> Went keyboard shopping
<bsparks> Not a single one in at least 5 stores had a proper return key
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<glk> What cheese is made backwards?
< sir_lewk> I sense a pun, but I don't know :P
<glk> Edam cheese
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<sir_lewk> I'm impervious to the cold, being ethanol fueled and all
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<sir_lewk> also, anyone who mentions IQ in public is a wanker.
<sir_lewk> mines somewhere over 140 :P
<Andy_J> wanker.
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<ports> why does the samsung continuum have that bar at the bottom?
<sir_lewk> so you have somewhere to drink
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<sir_lewk> apparently they have rubber/metal "chains" for shoes
<chronomex> crampons?
<sir_lewk> yess
<i_c-Y> sounds like tampons
<sir_lewk> except they were far less dangerous looking
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<dTal> so why do everything on servers somewhere, with all the inconvenience that that entails?
<sir_lewk> because of all the advantages it entails
<sir_lewk> for example:*** bsparks [~NinjaDrag@d60-65-157-149.col.wideopenwest.com] has quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
<sir_lewk> there, did you see that?
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<JoeYoung> i wonder what would happen if i switched usernames *** JoeYoung is now known as mtgrss111 *** Signoff: mtgrss111 (Connection closed)
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<BrandonW> I camped out at Best Buy on Thanksgiving.
<_Auron_> you would.
<BrandonW> I am going to take that as a compliment.
<BrandonW> Somehow.
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< Tahben> you clearly have no idea what pregnancy does to the tastebuds
< Tahben> or what penis does to the vagina.
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<qazz42> OK I PROMISE TO STOP BEING STUPID
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<+sir_lewk> they don't have rednecks in finland, only finns :)
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<sir_lewk> god invented the 3rd world so we'd have somewhere to "recycle" our tech hardware.
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<sir_lewk> this sushi that I bought at the fridge section of the supermarket is mediocre, and the packet of wasabi that came with it is subpar
<sir_lewk> although, for 4.79, I am rather filled
<sir_lewk> probably the food poisoning kicking in
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<BrandonW> It's interesting how he segues into life events.
<chronomex> hardly a segue, it was more a forcible dragging
<chronomex> internet conversation rape or something
<ports> :)
<BrandonW> And at the charge of rape, he smiles.
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<chronomex> toot-toodle-oooooo announcement: your ticalc news editor applications are being adjudicated
<chronomex> by a team of crack monkeys
<Jonimus> Are those monkeys making crack or ones addicted to it?
<chronomex> I'mnot sure
<chronomex> mostly it's staff members who haven't been heard from for years
<Jonimus> Ahh so addicted to crack good to know.
<Jonimus> Why else would they go missing?
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<Barrett> iphone sucks
<sir_lewk> I hear Apple patented sucking.
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<BrandonW> I will neither confirm nor deny whether Michael_V's slidecase was in my pants.
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<ports-> i picked up chinese on my way home
<ec2_lewk> I read that as "a chinese"
<ec2_lewk> I was going to have to warn you of the dangers of picking up hitchhikers
<Randomist> Even the hitchhikers are "Made in China," now.
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<Spengo> is there such a thing as a "legal" midget?
<Michael_V> if she's over 18
<Michael_V> I feel like I just got an excellent line in edgewise
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<asmand> BrandonW: why the hate for WPF?
<BrandonW> Because there is no reason to give it love.
<asmand> you're just saying that because you're frustrated and tired :P
<E-J> BrandonW is always frustrated and tired
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<E-J> Ox42--*** Signoff: Ox42 (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)*** Ox41 has joined channel #tcpa
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<Ox41> You are getting the same kind of snow as I am, in Sweden?
<Ox41> or are you not in sweden
<E-J> not in sweden
<E-J> finland hasn't been part of sweden since 1809
<E-J> where were you again? united kingdom? or is USA not part of UK anymore?-)
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BrandonW> I can't wait for the Charter technician to come and see the iris.
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< Ox41> my gf is almost home!
< nikky> Ox41: Unless the school bus is late
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<E-J> are ravers those drug addicts who take only pills and dance like zombies while tump-tump-tump -music is playing?
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<BrandonW> incubus, I come to you!
<ports-> BrandonW, he can be
<ports-> what you need
<ports-> background music.
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<incubus> BrandonW ?
<sir_lewk> fucker got out somehow
<jr> they keep BrandonW in a cage?
<sir_lewk> no, my brother got out of the closet I locked him in
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< nikky> Why are you listening to anything Netham45 says?
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< chrisk> ox41 sup-!- Ox41 has quit
< E-J> apparently not his connection
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< asmand> gathering of pyromaniacs.... grilled meets
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<sir_lewk> so, I've got a plan to deal with dumbasses ringing my doorbell with various shit
<sir_lewk> I'm going to answer the door with an empty liquor bottle and a machete
<sir_lewk> but then, this is the kicker
<sir_lewk> I act *really* interested in what they have to say
<sir_lewk> like "no no, come back. I really want to hear this"
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<nikky> The death penalty is never jistofoed
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<incubus> Now you're going to kill me but I have to go watch the NBA finals.
<BrandonW> You said 3 or 4, liar.
<incubus> I FORGOT
<BrandonW> I forgot you exist.
<BrandonW> BYE
<BrandonW> I H8 U
<incubus> BrandonW, Please don't stop watching SG-1 nightly
<incubus> I have nobody to complain to when I watch it by myself
<BrandonW> And I'm a lonely, lonely man when people leave me and SG-1 to watch basketball.
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<@BrandonW> That's the beauty of proper grammar, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M FUCKING SAYING
<@BrandonW> I AM ANGRY AT EVERYONE
<@BrandonW> FUCK EVERYTHING
<@BrandonW> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* BrandonW breathes
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<+sir_lewk> drunk to much
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<BrandonW> AsmPrgm:3E01323484EFCB50DB21CBCFD3213E7FEF8480C7 Type that into an 83+SE/84+/84+SE calculator and execute it with Asm(prgmWHATEVER and it'll permanently brick it. Permanently.
<BrandonW> Like, will never work again, ever.
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< JoeYoung> What the hell kind of Klingon drops a Banana Split when killed
< JoeYoung> Now I feel bad for shooting the bastard.
< i_c-Y> every line reveals more of a lonely, damaged kid
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<i_c-Y> i just overslept my morning class by like 4 hours
<jr> if you hurry you could still make it
<i_c-Y> totally
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<Ox41> So, they make condoms that are packaged... smooshed. instead of [_] shape the package is [] ... but i cant find who makes them....
<BrandonW> Do you expect us to believe you have enough sex that you need that kind of convenience?
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<E-JL> i spent 8 years in university, how else i can explain studying so long if there wouldn't be irc
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<BrandonW> I have an odd craving for the blood of a live kolar beast.
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<ports> my cup my cup
<ports> my cup my cup
<ports> saying whats up to my cup
<ports> glee is hilarious
<sir_lewk> you realy are a woman aren't you
<ports> my cup my cup..
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<sir_lewk> Transubstantiation bitches, it's what's for dinner.
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<nikky> What's your address?
<nikky> Fish, Fish, Shoe, Weird squiggly line, Fish, Chicken, Ribbon?
<BrandonW> That's it exactly, yes.
<BrandonW> Interesting that a ribbon is your point of origin.
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<ttlogic> one last thing
<ttlogic> i'm a hacker
<ttlogic> top ranked at defcon
<ttlogic> bye* ttlogic has left #tcpa
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<tev> I'm not in any quotes yet
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<BrandonW> 1794 is pretty scary.
<BrandonW> You know, to be honest, I'm not sure that even works.
<BrandonW> We'll never know. :)
<BrandonW> Unless you'd really like to destroy a calculator.
<tev> and return it to Wal-Mart
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< Netham45> #TCPA: International diplomacy at its finest.
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<smart__> Ehhh Picard is #2 for me
<smart__> And Data episodes entertain the wife the most.
<BrandonW> I refuse to believe that a woman married you.
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<Grue`> !k Kaslai requested* efneTI86 has kicked Kaslai from #tcpa (sjrberg: requested)
<nikky> sjrberg
<nikky> I almost forgot that nick>
<Grue`> nikky: that's my nick, don't wear it out
<<chronomex> Grue`: aha so THAT's who you are
<<Grue`> wait, what? I'm who?
<Grue`> I forgot for a second too
<Grue`> rofl
<Andy_J> LOL
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< E-J> Andy_J: you should make road trip to finland
< Andy_J> E-J: My car can't float.
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<E-J> i have used only 85, 86, 92 and v200, and 80, 81, 82, 83, 83+, 85, 86, 89, 92, 92+ through emulator
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<incubus> BrandonW, ?
<BrandonW> what?
<incubus> Just checking.
<BrandonW> I don't disappear.* incubus quickly looks away and acts like nothing was said
<BrandonW> :)
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<KermM> Don't worry, DoorsCS is dumb
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<i_c-y> you can go to utah and Barrett will show you the really slutty mormon bitches
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<sir_lewk> how the fuck does my wallet do such a good job at chewing up my money
<sir_lewk> if this wallet job doesn't work out for it, it could probably get a good career in paper shredding
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< nikky> hey guys
< nikky> Want to hear some jokes
< sir_lewk> sure
< nikky> Omnimaga admins
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<Hunterkll> the trick is to buy a computer SO powerful it'd take *norton* to slow it down
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<sir_lewk> we're not a country of a bunch of lazy no good vacation enjoyers like europe
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< mokomull> Heh, Go's two-year-anniversary article last night reminded me of my ex ... sitting in her room learning Go when it came out is like all I can remember about dating her.
< mokomull> That fact alone probably explains why she's an ex.
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<E-J> cult of BrandonW, they watch stargåte and moar for iris
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<JoeYoung> livin' out in the boonies sucks
<JoeYoung> you know that little banner image they have on http://www.hughesnet.com/
<JoeYoung> that's pretty much our house right there
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(in #ti)
<SirCmpwn> my skill here is hindered significantly by the fact that none of my calculators are capable of math atm
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<BrandonW_> He was holding it with the donut hat.
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<sir_lewk> pyramids are retarded and anybody that built them is stupid.
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<chronomex> FUN FACT
<chronomex> SHUT PU
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<Hunterkll> not just any printer
<Hunterkll> a printer i've wanted since i was 13
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<BrandonW> It's entirely possible that my penis has touched the iris.
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< BrandonW> Broomstick battles with my kid brother and the Sodan ritual of Kel Shak Lo made me the nimble warrior that I am today.
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<BrandonW> I've never heard a cat in heat meow before.
<BrandonW> So I went to YouTube to find a clip of it.
<BrandonW> When I played it, the cat came in here immediately and started hissing.
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<Barrett> the liquid beer in your beer can has the same volume before and after you open it
<sir_lewk> not if you open it like a man
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<sir_lewk> I am in fact the Queen of England.
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<sir_lewk> peppers with shit in them == fucking awesome
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<+Ox40> I cant stand showering daily.
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<incubus> E-J: The term 'Finnish Humor' scares me more than anything that has been mentioned in this channel prior.
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<KermM> KermM has a book coming out indeed :D
<E-J> KermM: "mein calc"?
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<BrandonW> I swear to god, if you leave right now, I will fucking find you and stab you until I've chopped clean through you.
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<BrandonW> You spend your whole day praying.
<BrandonW> And they force you to murder innocents in their name.
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<Barrett> who erases 4 50GB disks simultaneously in a shared environment?
<BrandonW> This dude's from the Ori home galaxy.
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<ports> son ofa bitch.. i didnt know you people did things when i wasnt around
<ports> i kinda thought they all waited around for me to go to the bar
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<E-J> if perm is shorter version of permanent, is Kerm shorter version of kermanent?
<E-J> and you can give someone perm ban, but what if you give someone kerm ban?
<E-J> i'll get me coat
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<@chronomex> that sounds like a drinking game
<+sir_lewk_> silly chronomex
<+sir_lewk_> every game is a drinking game
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<al_busy> next time to go to a pub, just mention the calculator software you've written and the girls will be all over you
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<JoeYoung> whoever told her I got someone pregnant, go die in a fire
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-06-16:
<BrandonW> THOSE FUCKERS
<BrandonW> THOSE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS
<chronomex> WHAT
<BrandonW> TI.
<BrandonW> Oh, nevermind, it's okay.
<BrandonW> For the moment, anyway.
<BrandonW> I have to tell you, they're really scaring the shit out of me lately.
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<@E-J> always nice to sneeze and fart at same time
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<Barrett> what's 5*6*.92?
<Barrett> 5 dollars hourly for you
<nikky> 27.6
<Barrett> since you have such curly hair
<nikky> okay in that case
<nikky> $4000
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< BrandonW> ld de,$8949 \ ld hl,$A62E \ ld bc,$6105 \ out (c),b \ ld a,$7F \ out (6),a \ lddr \ ld sp,$C2A9 \ inc a ld i,a \ jp (hl) \ dec a \ out ($21),a \ rst 28h \ .dw 8084h
< BrandonW> It looks innocent enough, but I'm told (and I believe) that it will brick any 83+SE/84+/84+SE permanently.
< BrandonW> Tell your friends!
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* tev taps on efneti86's quote module
<Netham45> Pull the module out and blow on it.
<tev> Good thing merth isn't here or he'd suggest peeing on it
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< oxfouzer> So, im in Florida right now :)
< i_c-Y> i hope someone eats off your face
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<oxfouzer> Lol you have never cut a pizza with a pair of scissors?
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<glk> My url has much TI-89 data in MATH www.grahamkendall.net/
<Warden> it makes my head go boom
<PatrickD> that isn't good
<PatrickD> your keyboard might be stained when all the bits of your brain splatter onto it
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<chronomex> make -j 4000 popcorn
<sir_lewk_> pros use -j without an argument.
<sir_lewk_> 4000 kernels popping at once
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< Spengo_> lmao
< Spengo_> Netham45
< Spengo_> you out-nerded BrandonW
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<_3fg> lesbian>debian
<_3fg> yes, the package manager is really nice
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<mokomull> Barrett: why the fuck are you semi-asking for reationship advice in #tcpa ... we're like the least qualified place to go for this
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* [cdi] is using Mozilla* E-J is using seamonkey 1.0.4* Merthsoft isusing crack
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<PatrickD> a cure upon you, aardvarq !
<aardvarq> AAAGGGGGG! I have been afflicted by a cure most foul.
<aardvarq> This cure is even worse than the disease!
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<sir_lewk> on an unrelated note, there are not many things more terrifying than removing a couple dozen directories named ~
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<sir_lewk> I absolutely love that there is a word for "iOS is tacky as fuck".
<sir_lewk> "skeuomorphism" :D
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<sir_lewk> I don't think you really understand the full extent to which I love C.
<sir_lewk> I made love to it once
<sir_lewk> it was beautiful.
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<sir_lewk> I hear apple preforms quality assurance on each iphone they make by throwing it at kittens
<sir_lewk> being made entirely of glass, this does not turn out well for the kittens
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<nikky> I've come around in PHP
<nikky> It's really just a great language
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<sir_lewk> I was thinking the other day that there should be a company that aggregates access to online journals and archives
<sir_lewk> so you can access papers and shit behind any paywall you can think of, with only 1 bill
<sir_lewk> then I remembered this service is called "university" :/
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<E-J> there is everything good in world when BrandonW is excited
<E-J> or furious
<E-J> or both
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From 2006:
<BrandonW> Don't go to Google Images with "hoes."
<BrandonW> I was expecting farming tools.
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<sir_lewk> I use java at work, but java is a pretty swell example of how merely being strongly typed and compiled doesn't ensure niceness
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<chronomex> where I'm taking you, you won't *want* eyes
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<mokomull> sir_lewk: How about we draw the lines based on the optimal way to swing the vote to
<insert side>
<oxfouzer> mokomull: isnt that called salimandering or something?
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<sir_lewk> put a git repo on a real drive, then clone a working copy to your dram drive
<sir_lewk> problem solved
<chronomex> COMMIT EVERY KEYSTROKE
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<Techboy> the heck is TCPA
<chronomex> texas cattle prod assoc'n
<sir_lewk> Telephone Consumer Protection Act.
<Netham45> The Cool People Association.
<sir_lewk> Trusted Computing Platform Alliance
<Andy_J> This Channel Prefers Acronyms
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<sir_lewk> I like the episode where kirk fights daleks
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<mokomull> What about somebody who is still annoying?
<ports_> hi
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<Netham45> You know, I'm not totally against letting Texas seceede.
<ports_> Netham45: only if we give them to Mexico
<Netham45> No, I want them to be their own country. I want there to be a country whose prime export is stupid hats.
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<Spengo> (???)??ûû??ûû??ûû??ûû??ûû??ûû??ûû?
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<+sir_lewk> vitamins are for the weak.
<+sir_lewk> I suck my nutriants from rock.
< JoeYoung> I read that as
< JoeYoung>
<sir_lewk> I suck my nutrients from cock.
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<mokomull> woo, I can officially "yum install shit" on my test machine
<mokomull> [...] Installed: shit.x86_64 0:1.3.5-2.el5
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<i_c-Y> when you say TTY out loud, do you say "titty"?
<mokomull> nope
<Andy_J> yup
<chronomex> sometimes
<Andy_J> mokomull is oldschool and says "typewriter"
<mokomull> Andy_J: "teletype" you dolt, not typewriter.
<chronomex> well
<chronomex> "teletypewriter" if we're being formal about it
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<sir_lewk> if I had a time machine and could stop one person in history, I would go back to the 1920s and find hitler
<sir_lewk> then hitler and I would travel back to the 60s, and together stop stroustrup.
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< chronomex> if it's a legitimate scam, ebay has ways of shutting that right down
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<asmand> How did the hipster burn his tongue?
<asmand> He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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<Hunterkll> BUY UMBRELLA INSURANCE TODAY
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forgotten quotes from 2007:
<tr1p1ea> where is benryves?!
<tr1p1ea> i blame him
<tr1p1ea> for 3.14% of the worlds problems
<BrandonW> What percentage am I responsible for?
<tr1p1ea> You probably dont want to know
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<sir_lewk> I mean, have the british ever invaded oregon? probably not
<chronomex> sir_lewk: well, they did
<sir_lewk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_boundary_dispute#Early_British_and_American_activity
<sir_lewk> serves me right for doubting the british
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<ports> good workout though
<summerB> do you even lift?
<ports> summerB: incorrect
<ports> do you even lift, bro?
<ports> you need the "bro"
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<ports> labeling a 18" wide, 30" long, 24" high box "knives & weapons" is disconcerting
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<sir_lewk> I am a schoolteacher and power companies hate me. click here to learn what I discovered about FREE energy!
<sir_lewk> step 1: receive power bill
<sir_lewk> step 2: ignore
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< sir_lewk> sigtrm: in many states it is legal for women to be topless in public
< sir_lewk> but the public is largely unaware of this
< sigtrm> we need a pubic awareness campaign
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<ports> tomorrow im getting rid of my niece and nephew
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<+sir_lewk> I only use flags as kindling and underwear.
<sir_lewk> 'murica
<ports> as long as it's the stars and bars, go for it
<sir_lewk> I use the canadian flag as a hat.
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<Spengo> I was looking for an inflatable-frog-woman-with-strapon and my dreams came true
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< nikky> cats actively hate everything
< nikky> so I really can relate to them
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<i_c-Y> there arent many things which are more addictive than IRC
<i_c-Y> i mean most people who do hard drugs have a better chance at staying clean than people who IRC staying off IRC
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<jyoung_> so today i learned that if you stare at any picture long enough it becomes racist
<sir_lewk> so if I stare at a picture of spiderman long enough, spiderman will start hating the jews?
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<sir_lewk> woke up this morning
<sir_lewk> ate a bagel
<sir_lewk> had some orange juice
<sir_lewk> started walking to work, realized that today seemed particularly nice
<sir_lewk> got halfway through that thought until I figured it out
<sir_lewk> I empted a vodka bottle into the orange juice last night
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<sir_lewk> debrouxl is french, which if my american public schooling serves me, is a type of finn
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<+sirlewk> I feel like germans place a high priority on being able to sort things
<+sirlewk> like bolt gauges, or jews
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<+sirlewk> I want a chromecat
<+sirlewk> a cat electroplated with chromium.
<ports_> what
<+sirlewk> well, you scrub the cat down real good to make sure it is clean, then you dip it in a hexavalent chromium plating solution and apply a current until the cat is properly plated
<+sirlewk> quite simple actually.
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<Hunterkll> perfume pen?
<Hunterkll> now that's a market i could get into